Knew as I was posting it there was a good chance I had read it here first 😂

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Has anyone had to totally change careers because of Covid? I ask this because I had a painter and decorator paint my house and whilst chatting to him I was amazed to discover that this time last year he was an airline pilot but now he was doing this to make ends meet. And just in case you’re wondering, he did a fantastic job on the landing.

My birthday

Because you don’t get 2021 vision

Tie 👍

A post “Why I don’t talk to strangers”.........posted to a global group of 14.6m members,

Keep doing what you’re doing - nothing wrong with it

Yep

Tonic mixed in a daily record of every word. (10)

Tedious

One acts dumber than he actually is, the other acts more intelligent than he is. Disclaimer: This is not a political post, it’s an observation on the personal characteristics of two well known public figures. So replies regarding their political agendas or stupid remarks about soapbox will be ignored

Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes | World News | Sky News[^]

The application of the word bollocks for non-brits. The (dogs) bollocks - absolutely brilliant. Bollocks - absolute crap. Utter bollocks - lies Bollocking - a stern telling off. Stark bollocks - I am not wearing any clothes. Bollocks to it - I shall ignore this.

The perfect night for a werewolf to come out.

Orcs mut can often be heard eminating from Michael martins lips or observed resting on lopatairs chin. (7)

Well that was the point to throw you. Do you not remember DDs hard ones? Oh has turned you all into welsh sissy’s

Abusive treatment - molestation Plant - mole as in spy Base - station Thinking I’m overthinking them then? Easy one tomorrow

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Abusive treatment given to plant base (11)

Answer is molestation. As nobody has played the past couple of days I’ll leave one of you to add the solution.

Abusive treatment given to plant base (11)