Dalek Dave wrote:

Cancer sucks arse!

It does if you're Billy Connolly.

The first two funniest are obvious aren't they? The previous name wasn't my name I just changed it for one post to impersonate the troll and forgot to change it back.

Panorama.

Not to be sniffed at, Nigella's new Cookbook £2.

Yeah because nerds and vexillologists are well known for not being pedantic about this sort of thing.

Sorry didn't see this till now posted below.

I think the flag[^] will look a lot better.

I told you I would succeed. :-D

Brighton? No Wiltshire and no I'm not a new member been in and out for a few years now.

The best one is Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?

Very Good. Although I had to get some Gay Porn up on a different tab, so I could switch to that in case someone came in.