However my wife makes it. I've learnt over the years to just drink it and not complain.

Why buy a multimeter? Surely one would have done the job.

Being more adept at hiding from the Missus. Being retired, I should be able to claim more of my time as my own. Doesn't work out like that. I just have more time to do the jobs she wants doing.

Tell my wife not to disturb me as I am doing something very important - and then have a sleep.

I wonder if it's the same one as mine. Mine itches like hell.

December 1942

What's the matter with Coventry. It was a lovely place to be born in during the blitz.

Reading about all the mass killings going on in the world, the number of intelligent people left on this earth is getting smaller and smaller. Perhaps that's why they are looking elsewhere.

I drink whatever my wife puts in front of me. If I start to argue, I have to make it myself - and that tastes a damn sight worse.

Ok, the answer Albert

What if I rewrote the name as "1st1". Would that help you?

I received the following reply from "Guy Thiebaut" which doesn't appear in the list. "Kim - as in Kim Jong Un, "Un" being the French for one." I should pursue that line of thought.

Perhaps I should have written "FirstOne"

What is the first name of the person who can quite legitimately call themselves the "First One"

Didn't he have a mate called CheOps? I think he left a pile of stones lying around somewhere.

I seem to have all of them. One moment she's blonde, the next Brunette and occasionally a Redhead. In fact, even grey is starting to creep in - but please don't say anything. She'll bite your head off. The more grey appears, the more it costs me at the hairdressers.

I'm with you on this. She just buys her own present. I'm fed up with the number of times presents bought in the past seem to have disappeared on day 3.

Don't ask me what I have done, but Google is now working, thank goodness.

Google is 67.0.3396.87 Windows is Version 1709 Build 16299.492

I am running the latest version of Windows which was updated a week or so ago. I have uninstalled Google Chrome, downloaded the latest version and reinstalled it and it still won't open a web page. Everything works OK with MS Edge.