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  • C Colin Angus Mackay

    The Student Doctor Network has a thread on Things I learn from my patients[^] - It is absolutely priceless. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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    I must say, the bit about the steak knife made me twitch. :omg:

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      The Student Doctor Network has a thread on Things I learn from my patients[^] - It is absolutely priceless. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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      After reading first 8 pages, I can say only :omg:. Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)
      David's thoughts / dnhsoftware.org / MyHTMLTidy

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      • C Colin Angus Mackay

        The Student Doctor Network has a thread on Things I learn from my patients[^] - It is absolutely priceless. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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        Rage
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        How did you come across that ? Are you involved with medical stuff aside to coding ? I could not make it out reading your bio so I am asking directly ~RaGE();

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          How did you come across that ? Are you involved with medical stuff aside to coding ? I could not make it out reading your bio so I am asking directly ~RaGE();

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          A collegue sent it to me. So I sent it on because it was so funny. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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            A collegue sent it to me. So I sent it on because it was so funny. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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            Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

            A collegue sent it to me

            OK. For me you have always been a Rally pilot, so it came as a surprise to see that you maybe were a doctor or so :rolleyes: ~RaGE();

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              The Student Doctor Network has a thread on Things I learn from my patients[^] - It is absolutely priceless. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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              So far, I like this one the best: "Latex paint, despite being thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide the same relief as pepto bismol." Thanks for posting, BTW you broken your camera? Not seen anything on flickr recently. Gary Flickr Photos[^]

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                Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                A collegue sent it to me

                OK. For me you have always been a Rally pilot, so it came as a surprise to see that you maybe were a doctor or so :rolleyes: ~RaGE();

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                Rage wrote:

                a Rally pilot

                A Rally pilot???? Where did you get that from? ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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                  So far, I like this one the best: "Latex paint, despite being thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide the same relief as pepto bismol." Thanks for posting, BTW you broken your camera? Not seen anything on flickr recently. Gary Flickr Photos[^]

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                  Gary Thom wrote:

                  you broken your camera?

                  Not exactly - I've been looking at upgrading (which I will do in the next month) but until then I've felt that my existing camera is not good enough. It's a bit wierd - I can't really explain it. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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                    Rage wrote:

                    a Rally pilot

                    A Rally pilot???? Where did you get that from? ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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                    Baconbutty
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                    Colin McRae I reckon. I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                      Gary Thom wrote:

                      you broken your camera?

                      Not exactly - I've been looking at upgrading (which I will do in the next month) but until then I've felt that my existing camera is not good enough. It's a bit wierd - I can't really explain it. ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell

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                      Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                      Not exactly - I've been looking at upgrading (which I will do in the next month) but until then I've felt that my existing camera is not good enough. It's a bit wierd - I can't really explain it.

                      Actually totally understand, I got so fed up with the latency in the Coolpix 5700 that I (sort of) sulked until I got the D70s. Gary Flickr Photos[^]

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                        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                        Not exactly - I've been looking at upgrading (which I will do in the next month) but until then I've felt that my existing camera is not good enough. It's a bit wierd - I can't really explain it.

                        Actually totally understand, I got so fed up with the latency in the Coolpix 5700 that I (sort of) sulked until I got the D70s. Gary Flickr Photos[^]

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                        Gary Thom wrote:

                        Actually totally understand, I got so fed up with the latency in the Coolpix 5700 that I (sort of) sulked until I got the D70s.

                        I thought that was how most people upgrade! _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                          Gary Thom wrote:

                          Actually totally understand, I got so fed up with the latency in the Coolpix 5700 that I (sort of) sulked until I got the D70s.

                          I thought that was how most people upgrade! _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                          I thought that was how most people upgrade!

                          Shhhhhh, don't let my wife hear that! Gary Flickr Photos[^]

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