Microsoft Bunnies
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I don't own an iPod because I don't like my music tied to single, proprietary devices, and thus have little interest in competitors of a similar nature. I was, nonetheless, compelled to check out www.ComingZune.com[^]after Chris' previous post. Why? Well, it probably has to do with a brief but, er, lively affair I had a few years back with a rather unbalanced and disturbed stripper who's stage name was Bunny (a period known to my friends as "The Bunny Wars"). In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't know she was a stripper when we met, and it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life. And just how does this relate to a new music service from Microsoft? Well, not being the type to harbor a grudge, I was delighted to see that in spite of her psychological difficulties she was finally able to secure stable and permanent employment developing Flash animations for a major west coast software corporation. ComingZune.com? This was a joke, right?
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
:wtf: And I never say :wtf:
"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"--Cars
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I don't own an iPod because I don't like my music tied to single, proprietary devices, and thus have little interest in competitors of a similar nature. I was, nonetheless, compelled to check out www.ComingZune.com[^]after Chris' previous post. Why? Well, it probably has to do with a brief but, er, lively affair I had a few years back with a rather unbalanced and disturbed stripper who's stage name was Bunny (a period known to my friends as "The Bunny Wars"). In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't know she was a stripper when we met, and it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life. And just how does this relate to a new music service from Microsoft? Well, not being the type to harbor a grudge, I was delighted to see that in spite of her psychological difficulties she was finally able to secure stable and permanent employment developing Flash animations for a major west coast software corporation. ComingZune.com? This was a joke, right?
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
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What is funny here is not the post, or the newly created Ms. Bunny account, but the fact that the created account actually has a contextually-appropriate profile! :) Peace!
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I don't own an iPod because I don't like my music tied to single, proprietary devices, and thus have little interest in competitors of a similar nature. I was, nonetheless, compelled to check out www.ComingZune.com[^]after Chris' previous post. Why? Well, it probably has to do with a brief but, er, lively affair I had a few years back with a rather unbalanced and disturbed stripper who's stage name was Bunny (a period known to my friends as "The Bunny Wars"). In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't know she was a stripper when we met, and it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life. And just how does this relate to a new music service from Microsoft? Well, not being the type to harbor a grudge, I was delighted to see that in spite of her psychological difficulties she was finally able to secure stable and permanent employment developing Flash animations for a major west coast software corporation. ComingZune.com? This was a joke, right?
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Christopher Duncan wrote:
"The Bunny Wars"
That's just too good.
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist -
I don't own an iPod because I don't like my music tied to single, proprietary devices, and thus have little interest in competitors of a similar nature. I was, nonetheless, compelled to check out www.ComingZune.com[^]after Chris' previous post. Why? Well, it probably has to do with a brief but, er, lively affair I had a few years back with a rather unbalanced and disturbed stripper who's stage name was Bunny (a period known to my friends as "The Bunny Wars"). In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't know she was a stripper when we met, and it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life. And just how does this relate to a new music service from Microsoft? Well, not being the type to harbor a grudge, I was delighted to see that in spite of her psychological difficulties she was finally able to secure stable and permanent employment developing Flash animations for a major west coast software corporation. ComingZune.com? This was a joke, right?
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Christopher Duncan wrote:
it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life.
Sounds like my ex - Except it took me 3 years to realise. :sigh: But I have to laugh now. She was a great manipulator. She almost had me believing that the failure of the engine on a cruise ship at the far end of the Mediterraian was my fault despite being 3000 miles away at the time. (Apparently, I didn't want to go on holiday with her and caused the largest cruise ship in the Med' to break just to get out of it.) It was that point that I had that eyes wide open feeling and I suddenly saw her for what she was. After we broke up I stayed with my parents for a couple of weeks. What was funnier was when she phoned to speak to me and my dad took great joy telling her she was a "Vaca loca" (Mad cow)
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Oh Christopher, how could you! "Unbalanced and disturbed"? That's what I get for all the time we were together? All those nights of ... well, never mind. Sweetie, I have missed you so much! You are in my prayers. XXX Bunny
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh, that's just funny on so many levels. They have treatment centers for this, you know... :-D
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life.
Sounds like my ex - Except it took me 3 years to realise. :sigh: But I have to laugh now. She was a great manipulator. She almost had me believing that the failure of the engine on a cruise ship at the far end of the Mediterraian was my fault despite being 3000 miles away at the time. (Apparently, I didn't want to go on holiday with her and caused the largest cruise ship in the Med' to break just to get out of it.) It was that point that I had that eyes wide open feeling and I suddenly saw her for what she was. After we broke up I stayed with my parents for a couple of weeks. What was funnier was when she phoned to speak to me and my dad took great joy telling her she was a "Vaca loca" (Mad cow)
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
I didn't want to go on holiday with her and caused the largest cruise ship in the Med' to break just to get out of it.
The force is strong with this one. :-D
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life.
Sounds like my ex - Except it took me 3 years to realise. :sigh: But I have to laugh now. She was a great manipulator. She almost had me believing that the failure of the engine on a cruise ship at the far end of the Mediterraian was my fault despite being 3000 miles away at the time. (Apparently, I didn't want to go on holiday with her and caused the largest cruise ship in the Med' to break just to get out of it.) It was that point that I had that eyes wide open feeling and I suddenly saw her for what she was. After we broke up I stayed with my parents for a couple of weeks. What was funnier was when she phoned to speak to me and my dad took great joy telling her she was a "Vaca loca" (Mad cow)
Scottish Developers events: * .NET debugging, tracing and instrumentation by Duncan Edwards Jones and Code Coverage in .NET by Craig Murphy * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog
Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
She almost had me believing that the failure of the engine on a cruise ship at the far end of the Mediterraian was my fault despite being 3000 miles away at the time. (Apparently, I didn't want to go on holiday with her and caused the largest cruise ship in the Med' to break just to get out of it.)
Colin, I knew you had mad SQL skillz...but jeez...telekinesis? Why have you been holding out on us? :rolleyes:
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
I didn't know she was a stripper when we met
Geeze, I have a smart arse line good to go :laugh:, but this ain't the SB. Hmm... How about this one then... It should've been obvious something was up when she knew how to give you perfect body shots. ;P
Christopher Duncan wrote:
I was delighted to see that in spite of her psychological difficulties she was finally able to secure stable and permanent employment developing Flash animations for a major west coast software corporation.
Now we know who the hell made that animation on comingzune.com. :)
Jeremy Falcon
Given that my kid sister is looking over my shoulder, I'm forced to show uncharacteristic restraint. Let's just say that after all the years living the stereotypical rock & roll musician's life I didn't notice anything that was particularly unusual... ;)
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Now the question is of couse: Whodunit?
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist -
Given that my kid sister is looking over my shoulder, I'm forced to show uncharacteristic restraint. Let's just say that after all the years living the stereotypical rock & roll musician's life I didn't notice anything that was particularly unusual... ;)
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
I didn't notice anything that was particularly unusual...
:rolleyes:
Jeremy Falcon
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I don't own an iPod because I don't like my music tied to single, proprietary devices, and thus have little interest in competitors of a similar nature. I was, nonetheless, compelled to check out www.ComingZune.com[^]after Chris' previous post. Why? Well, it probably has to do with a brief but, er, lively affair I had a few years back with a rather unbalanced and disturbed stripper who's stage name was Bunny (a period known to my friends as "The Bunny Wars"). In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't know she was a stripper when we met, and it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life. And just how does this relate to a new music service from Microsoft? Well, not being the type to harbor a grudge, I was delighted to see that in spite of her psychological difficulties she was finally able to secure stable and permanent employment developing Flash animations for a major west coast software corporation. ComingZune.com? This was a joke, right?
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Holy crap on a cannoli! You rock! You dated a stripper - sweet! :) You have just been added to my list of hero's (right after Frank Barone, Al Bundy, and Douglas Troy)!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
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Holy crap on a cannoli! You rock! You dated a stripper - sweet! :) You have just been added to my list of hero's (right after Frank Barone, Al Bundy, and Douglas Troy)!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Well, it's a double edged sword to be sure... :)
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Tom doesn't have that kind of creativity (or that much time on his hands). :-D Now Jeremy, there's a guy who obviously has waaaaay too much time on his hands...
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The question is, which is most likely to dress as a rabbit at home? :^)
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The question is, which is most likely to dress as a rabbit at home? :^)
Do bunny slippers count? :-D
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I am guessing Shog of nine. Is there a prize for the correct guess?
You may be right
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Yeah. You can take custody of the Bunny. :)
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Holy crap on a cannoli! You rock! You dated a stripper - sweet! :) You have just been added to my list of hero's (right after Frank Barone, Al Bundy, and Douglas Troy)!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Jim Crafton wrote:
Holy crap on a cannoli! You rock! You dated a stripper - sweet! :) You have just been added to my list of hero's (right after Frank Barone, Al Bundy, and Douglas Troy)!
And where the hell is Mister Stop and Stretch?
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I don't own an iPod because I don't like my music tied to single, proprietary devices, and thus have little interest in competitors of a similar nature. I was, nonetheless, compelled to check out www.ComingZune.com[^]after Chris' previous post. Why? Well, it probably has to do with a brief but, er, lively affair I had a few years back with a rather unbalanced and disturbed stripper who's stage name was Bunny (a period known to my friends as "The Bunny Wars"). In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't know she was a stripper when we met, and it only took me a few months to realize that the quicker I could jetison her, the quicker sanity would return to my life. And just how does this relate to a new music service from Microsoft? Well, not being the type to harbor a grudge, I was delighted to see that in spite of her psychological difficulties she was finally able to secure stable and permanent employment developing Flash animations for a major west coast software corporation. ComingZune.com? This was a joke, right?
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
I don't own an iPod because I don't like my music tied to single, proprietary devices
I used to feel the same way, until I realized iTunes could burn a regular audio CD, which can of course then be ripped into MP3 format. Sure, they "only" let you burn like 7 copies, but once you do it once, it's out there. I'm listening to MP3's on my work PC right now that I bought off of iTunes at home a couple days ago. I'm sure the restrictions are something Apple had to do to appease the ignorant record labels, but Apple made sure the songs could easily and legally be unlocked.