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    Chadlling
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    Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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      Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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      Chadlling wrote:

      Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

      I've had the reverse experience - I've had some rather ghastly experiences with some of my dad's buddies (aged 50-upwards) who attempt to make techie jokes with me whenever they meet me. More than the whole agony of pretending to find those jokes funny, it's the absolute shock at how they can even think they'd be able to be funny about something they have no idea of that revolts me.

      Regards, Nish


      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
      Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog

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      • C Chadlling

        Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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        Shog9 0
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        Chadlling wrote:

        It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

        Hey! I'm not that young...

        I am tired and sleepy that's why i am at office. -- Adnan Siddiqi, The Soapbox's Future

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          Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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          Chris Meech
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          :-D :-D :-D Age likely has some effect upon a person's wit, since your life experiences are age based. But timing of when to expose your wit is so much more a skill.

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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            Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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            Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar
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            yep, you must be talking about all the intellects on CP, who seem to know everything about... everything


            You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF

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              yep, you must be talking about all the intellects on CP, who seem to know everything about... everything


              You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF

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              Chris Meech
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              Careful now, I represent that remark. :-D

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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                Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                I've met many people who are witty (wit light?) but very few with a great wit. I takes time to grow into real wit. I have noticed many young people are ready to substitute a fart joke for wit. "We cannot have a battle of wits good sir, I won't battle someone who is unarmed!" Joe Q

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                  Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  :)


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                    :-D :-D :-D Age likely has some effect upon a person's wit, since your life experiences are age based. But timing of when to expose your wit is so much more a skill.

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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                    Chris Meech wrote:

                    when to expose your wit

                    You can get arrested for that in Florida. :-D

                    led mike

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                      Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                      Agreed, people should understand where they are on the wit-o-meter. I haven't noticed that age has anything to do with it, but more a sense of timing, delivery and confidence. Well, not to forget, something actually witty to say doesn't hurt.

                      BW


                      If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
                      -- Steven Wright

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                        yep, you must be talking about all the intellects on CP, who seem to know everything about... everything


                        You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF

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                        hmmm ... you seem to know a lot about that. ;P

                        led mike

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                          Chris Meech wrote:

                          when to expose your wit

                          You can get arrested for that in Florida. :-D

                          led mike

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                          Chris Meech
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                          And you can get paid for it in California. Thank you Groucho. :)

                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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                            Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            Chadlling wrote:

                            and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter?

                            I enjoy trying my wit out to outwit others. ;P Marc

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                            People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                            There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                            People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                              Chadlling wrote:

                              and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter?

                              I enjoy trying my wit out to outwit others. ;P Marc

                              Thyme In The Country

                              People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                              There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                              People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                              Unwittingly bringing on other's replies, to wit, mentioning to keep your own wits about you. :rolleyes:

                              BW


                              If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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                                Unwittingly bringing on other's replies, to wit, mentioning to keep your own wits about you. :rolleyes:

                                BW


                                If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
                                -- Steven Wright

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                                brianwelsch wrote:

                                Unwittingly bringing on other's replies, to wit, mentioning to keep your own wits about you.

                                By any other name, a twit! :laugh: Marc

                                Thyme In The Country

                                People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                                There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                                People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                                  Chadlling wrote:

                                  It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

                                  Hey! I'm not that young...

                                  I am tired and sleepy that's why i am at office. -- Adnan Siddiqi, The Soapbox's Future

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                                  Ashley van Gerven
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                                  I don't think he's talking about you.. You're the definition; it says right here in my dictionary: wit - noun: Shog9 :)

                                  "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

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                                    I don't think he's talking about you.. You're the definition; it says right here in my dictionary: wit - noun: Shog9 :)

                                    "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                                    ~ Web SQL Utility - asp.net app to query Access, SQL server, MySQL. Stores history, favourites.

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                                    Perhaps, but i'm pretty sure you found that in the 'n' pages... and just missed the first three letters. ;)

                                    I am tired and sleepy that's why i am at office. -- Adnan Siddiqi, The Soapbox's Future

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                                      Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                                      Ed Gadziemski
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                                      Chadlling wrote:

                                      It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

                                      And you, dear fellow, are likely neither.


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                                        Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                                        hairy_hats
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                                        Does a wit have the same value as two half-wits?

                                        "He's got a lot on his mind, and it's not a load-bearing structure." - John Weak

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                                        • V Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar

                                          yep, you must be talking about all the intellects on CP, who seem to know everything about... everything


                                          You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF

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                                          That is because we do.

                                          The tigress is here :-D

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