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  • C Chadlling

    Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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    Bassam Abdul Baki
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    • C Chris Meech

      :-D :-D :-D Age likely has some effect upon a person's wit, since your life experiences are age based. But timing of when to expose your wit is so much more a skill.

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      led mike
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      Chris Meech wrote:

      when to expose your wit

      You can get arrested for that in Florida. :-D

      led mike

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      • C Chadlling

        Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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        brianwelsch
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        Agreed, people should understand where they are on the wit-o-meter. I haven't noticed that age has anything to do with it, but more a sense of timing, delivery and confidence. Well, not to forget, something actually witty to say doesn't hurt.

        BW


        If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
        -- Steven Wright

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        • V Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar

          yep, you must be talking about all the intellects on CP, who seem to know everything about... everything


          You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF

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          led mike
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          hmmm ... you seem to know a lot about that. ;P

          led mike

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            Chris Meech wrote:

            when to expose your wit

            You can get arrested for that in Florida. :-D

            led mike

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            Chris Meech
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            And you can get paid for it in California. Thank you Groucho. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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            • C Chadlling

              Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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              Marc Clifton
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              Chadlling wrote:

              and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter?

              I enjoy trying my wit out to outwit others. ;P Marc

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                Chadlling wrote:

                and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter?

                I enjoy trying my wit out to outwit others. ;P Marc

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                People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                Unwittingly bringing on other's replies, to wit, mentioning to keep your own wits about you. :rolleyes:

                BW


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                  Unwittingly bringing on other's replies, to wit, mentioning to keep your own wits about you. :rolleyes:

                  BW


                  If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
                  -- Steven Wright

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                  brianwelsch wrote:

                  Unwittingly bringing on other's replies, to wit, mentioning to keep your own wits about you.

                  By any other name, a twit! :laugh: Marc

                  Thyme In The Country

                  People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                  There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                  People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                    Chadlling wrote:

                    It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

                    Hey! I'm not that young...

                    I am tired and sleepy that's why i am at office. -- Adnan Siddiqi, The Soapbox's Future

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                    Ashley van Gerven
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                    I don't think he's talking about you.. You're the definition; it says right here in my dictionary: wit - noun: Shog9 :)

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                      I don't think he's talking about you.. You're the definition; it says right here in my dictionary: wit - noun: Shog9 :)

                      "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                      ~ Web SQL Utility - asp.net app to query Access, SQL server, MySQL. Stores history, favourites.

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                      Shog9 0
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                      Perhaps, but i'm pretty sure you found that in the 'n' pages... and just missed the first three letters. ;)

                      I am tired and sleepy that's why i am at office. -- Adnan Siddiqi, The Soapbox's Future

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                      • C Chadlling

                        Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                        Ed Gadziemski
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                        Chadlling wrote:

                        It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

                        And you, dear fellow, are likely neither.


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                        • C Chadlling

                          Anybody else getting sick of the people who think they are ever so clever and witty, and are forever trying their wit out on the unfortunate people they encounter? True reconteurs or persons of great wit are rare... I have met maybe two in my life, along with several millions wannabes. It seem like a malady of the youngish male.

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                          hairy_hats
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                          Does a wit have the same value as two half-wits?

                          "He's got a lot on his mind, and it's not a load-bearing structure." - John Weak

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                          • V Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar

                            yep, you must be talking about all the intellects on CP, who seem to know everything about... everything


                            You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF

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                            That is because we do.

                            The tigress is here :-D

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                            • V Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar

                              yep, you must be talking about all the intellects on CP, who seem to know everything about... everything


                              You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF

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                              Chadlling
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                              Varinder, Well the phenomena isn't limited to CodeProject, although I'd venture to say that many people here are not nearly as witty or clever as they might imagine. Take any thread, on any forum like CodeProject or others, and many of the reply posts are people who imagine themselves to be very clever and witty. I guess every once in a while I get tired of scrolling through all these so-called "witty" posts. And yesterday it made me try and recall the truly witty people I know--the list is pretty short. Chadlling

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                                Varinder, Well the phenomena isn't limited to CodeProject, although I'd venture to say that many people here are not nearly as witty or clever as they might imagine. Take any thread, on any forum like CodeProject or others, and many of the reply posts are people who imagine themselves to be very clever and witty. I guess every once in a while I get tired of scrolling through all these so-called "witty" posts. And yesterday it made me try and recall the truly witty people I know--the list is pretty short. Chadlling

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                                Ashley van Gerven
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                                IMO there are various degrees of wit. With practise everyone can improve. Yes that may result in a few dud remarks here and there... but even if only 5/10 remarks are highly entertaining (bear in mind eveyone has a different sense of humour), that doesn't mean they should hold back if they have something to say (and potentially lower on the wit-scale). The lounge is a relaxed place.. so any effort to liven the place up is welcome. Have you noticed that wisecracks often promote further conversation or give someone else a set-up for another joke? But I agree with your one point: those with true wit are few, and they probably lean towards a career as a comedian, not programming. :)

                                "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                                ~ Web SQL Utility - asp.net app to query Access, SQL server, MySQL. Stores history, favourites.

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