Best use for Google Code Search ever:

[DreadPirateRoberts]

The possibilities are endless. I got a laugh out of this one: http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=idiot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Are some "standards" just a way of saying, 'We do it that way because that's the way we've always done it.' ?

[Chris Meech]

This[^]has some interesting links. Lots of CP code in use out there. :cool:

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

[Clickok]

stinks[^]

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Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

[Member 96]

Oops! I broke it. I searched for "infamousI" and it brought up three results but without that in them, so I clicked on one and my browser froze and eventually crashed.

[Member 96]

Ooo...Chris actually does write code! ;P http://google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=maunder[^]

[Clickok]

http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=idiot[^]

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Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

[Eytukan]

while(!$word || $usedwords{$word}) { $word = (uc $element eq 'N') ? $self->{nouns}->[rand @{$self->{nouns}}] : (uc$ element eq 'A') ? $self->{adjectives}->[rand @{$self->{adjectives}}] : die("The dickhead who wrote your backend fucked up"); return '' if(++$counter == 100); } ^ :rolleyes:

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Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.

[Chris Meech]

In Plain English, even.

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

[Eytukan]

:laugh:

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Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.

[Tarakeshwar Reddy]

Couldnt Resist :-> Bill gates[^]:rolleyes:

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[QuiJohn]

14,300 results!

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

So I was not the only one who searched for that word. :-O

Cheers, Vikram.

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"whoever I am, I'm not other people" - Corinna John.

[Marc Clifton]

Geez, it's already indexed one zip file from my website and one article here on CP. Marc

Thyme In The Country

People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

[J Dunlap]

On page 3:

12: int **wtf**(){
        return 42;

[Andy Brummer]

I've been pondering why 99?

Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder

[Michael Dunn]

$@ && die("Bollocks! I can't find a language backend for '$params{language}'");

That one made my day :laugh:

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[Lost User]

Chris Meech wrote:

In Plain English, even.

Shhh, The Osmonian Order will take credit for it.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

[Fernando A Gomez F]

VuNic wrote:

die("The dickhead who wrote your backend f***ed up");

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: I'd like to see this code in action :laugh::laugh::laugh:

A polar bear is a bear whose coordinates has been changed in terms of sine and cosine.

[Ashley van Gerven]

:laugh: I found that one too. Is it 99 minutes? As apposed to short $@#% = 2;? :confused:

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[peterchen]

This has quite a few goodies: Locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time. class Idiot: public Dealer

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