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  • P peterchen

    Finding vulgar comments[^] (Thanks for the two inspirational threads)


    We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
    Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighist

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    Eytukan
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    while(!$word || $usedwords{$word}) { $word = (uc $element eq 'N') ? $self->{nouns}->[rand @{$self->{nouns}}] : (uc$ element eq 'A') ? $self->{adjectives}->[rand @{$self->{adjectives}}] : die("The dickhead who wrote your backend fucked up"); return '' if(++$counter == 100); } ^ :rolleyes:


    Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.

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      The possibilities are endless. I got a laugh out of this one: http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=idiot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Are some "standards" just a way of saying, 'We do it that way because that's the way we've always done it.' ?

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      Clickok
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      http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=idiot[^]


      Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

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      • E Eytukan

        while(!$word || $usedwords{$word}) { $word = (uc $element eq 'N') ? $self->{nouns}->[rand @{$self->{nouns}}] : (uc$ element eq 'A') ? $self->{adjectives}->[rand @{$self->{adjectives}}] : die("The dickhead who wrote your backend fucked up"); return '' if(++$counter == 100); } ^ :rolleyes:


        Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.

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        Chris Meech
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        In Plain English, even.

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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        • C Chris Meech

          In Plain English, even.

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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          Eytukan
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          :laugh:


          Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.

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          • P peterchen

            Finding vulgar comments[^] (Thanks for the two inspirational threads)


            We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
            Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighist

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            Tarakeshwar Reddy
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            Couldnt Resist :-> Bill gates[^]:rolleyes:


            Tarakeshwar MCP, CCIE Q(R&S) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. !sgub evah t'nseod margorp sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW

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            • P peterchen

              Finding vulgar comments[^] (Thanks for the two inspirational threads)


              We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
              Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighist

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              QuiJohn
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              14,300 results!

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              • A Andy Brummer

                I kinda like this one: long f*** = 99;

                Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder

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                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                So I was not the only one who searched for that word. :-O

                Cheers, Vikram.


                "whoever I am, I'm not other people" - Corinna John.

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                • P peterchen

                  Finding vulgar comments[^] (Thanks for the two inspirational threads)


                  We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                  Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                  Marc Clifton
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                  Geez, it's already indexed one zip file from my website and one article here on CP. Marc

                  Thyme In The Country

                  People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                  There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                  People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                    wtf[^]

                    -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                    J Dunlap
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                    On page 3:

                    12: int **wtf**(){
                            return 42;
                    
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                    • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                      So I was not the only one who searched for that word. :-O

                      Cheers, Vikram.


                      "whoever I am, I'm not other people" - Corinna John.

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                      Andy Brummer
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                      I've been pondering why 99?

                      Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder

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                      • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                        http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=bollocks&btnG=Search[^] The third one down in particular gave me the giggles. :laugh:

                        Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.

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                        $@ && die("Bollocks! I can't find a language backend for '$params{language}'");

                        That one made my day :laugh:

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                          In Plain English, even.

                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]

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                          Chris Meech wrote:

                          In Plain English, even.

                          Shhh, The Osmonian Order will take credit for it.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                          • E Eytukan

                            while(!$word || $usedwords{$word}) { $word = (uc $element eq 'N') ? $self->{nouns}->[rand @{$self->{nouns}}] : (uc$ element eq 'A') ? $self->{adjectives}->[rand @{$self->{adjectives}}] : die("The dickhead who wrote your backend fucked up"); return '' if(++$counter == 100); } ^ :rolleyes:


                            Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.

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                            Fernando A Gomez F
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                            VuNic wrote:

                            die("The dickhead who wrote your backend f***ed up");

                            :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: I'd like to see this code in action :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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                            • A Andy Brummer

                              I kinda like this one: long f*** = 99;

                              Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder

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                              Ashley van Gerven
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                              :laugh: I found that one too. Is it 99 minutes? As apposed to short $@#% = 2;? :confused:

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                              • D DreadPirateRoberts

                                The possibilities are endless. I got a laugh out of this one: http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=idiot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Are some "standards" just a way of saying, 'We do it that way because that's the way we've always done it.' ?

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                                peterchen
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                                This has quite a few goodies: Locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time. class Idiot: public Dealer


                                We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                                Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighist

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