Best use for Google Code Search ever:
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The possibilities are endless. I got a laugh out of this one: http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=idiot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Are some "standards" just a way of saying, 'We do it that way because that's the way we've always done it.' ?
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Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.
In Plain English, even.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]
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In Plain English, even.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]
:laugh:
Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.
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Finding vulgar comments[^] (Thanks for the two inspirational threads)
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Finding vulgar comments[^] (Thanks for the two inspirational threads)
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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I kinda like this one: long f*** = 99;
Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder
So I was not the only one who searched for that word. :-O
Cheers, Vikram.
"whoever I am, I'm not other people" - Corinna John.
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Finding vulgar comments[^] (Thanks for the two inspirational threads)
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighistGeez, it's already indexed one zip file from my website and one article here on CP. Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith -
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So I was not the only one who searched for that word. :-O
Cheers, Vikram.
"whoever I am, I'm not other people" - Corinna John.
I've been pondering why 99?
Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder
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http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=bollocks&btnG=Search[^] The third one down in particular gave me the giggles. :laugh:
Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
$@ && die("Bollocks! I can't find a language backend for '$params{language}'");
That one made my day :laugh:
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In Plain English, even.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Nobody likes jerks. [espeir] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]
Chris Meech wrote:
In Plain English, even.
Shhh, The Osmonian Order will take credit for it.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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Marquee is no more :( [My Current Status] Link2006 wrote:Let's take it outside of CP Jeremy : Please don't.I would love to see this.I'm making the popcorn already.
VuNic wrote:
die("The dickhead who wrote your backend f***ed up");
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: I'd like to see this code in action :laugh::laugh::laugh:
A polar bear is a bear whose coordinates has been changed in terms of sine and cosine.
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I kinda like this one: long f*** = 99;
Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder
:laugh: I found that one too. Is it 99 minutes? As apposed to
short $@#% = 2;? :confused:"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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The possibilities are endless. I got a laugh out of this one: http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=idiot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Are some "standards" just a way of saying, 'We do it that way because that's the way we've always done it.' ?
This has quite a few goodies: Locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time.
class Idiot: public Dealer
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