Where's my balls?
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Walk up to her and ask her if she's heard about the new policies which are going to be introduced in the gym as from next week. She will then tell you that she will not be attending this gym anymore. Ask her why and find out more about the new gym she's going to move to. Then ask her for her email address so that you can contact her in case you decide to switch gyms too. If she gives you her email it means that she wouldn't mind you joining her gym also. If she doesn't give you any contact info, it means that she does not want to be in contact with you. (2b || !2b)
Yeah, after you find out what gym she's moving to, you can stalk her there instead. Here's some handy rules I follow when I start a new encounter:
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Mention how much she reminds you of your mother, but:
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Don't wear the "Duct Tape Pro" ballcap. Afterall, you want to
save some of the really good stuff for later.
"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.
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Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Nick Parker wrote: everyone here is, to some degree a *computer nerd*. Speak for yourself, white man :D cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: Speak for yourself, white man Ok aussie, I just don't think that was fair. :) Nick Parker
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So how do you know it's her last day? At any rate, you should at least say "hi" to her and play it cool (do this as soon as you see her) Later on in the workout, approach her again and start off the conversation with some small talk....if she is interested, she will give the signals....you know...from the Learning Channel that show on human sexuality....playing with her hair, exposing her neck, etc etc :cool:
Ed Worsfold wrote: So how do you know it's her last day? Every now and then, she'll come to workout next to me. Well, this morning a couple of guys were coincidentally hanging around me. She came up to them and started talking as if they were all friends. She told them tomorrow's her last day. I overheard because they well all very close, and not to mention I was listening. ;P Ed Worsfold wrote: Later on in the workout, approach her again and start off the conversation with some small talk....if she is interested, she will give the signals....you know...from the Learning Channel that show on human sexuality....playing with her hair, exposing her neck, etc etc Occasionally, she'll also stick her chest out when walking past me. Of course, this is a gym and she could be stretching. There's also the one about the feet (at least one) pointing in your direction -- she does that too! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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You have no balls, just go ahead and schedule the surgery to finish the job. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You have no balls, just go ahead and schedule the surgery to finish the job. LOL. Nah, they aren't getting in my way and they might start going again after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman. :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You have no balls, just go ahead and schedule the surgery to finish the job. LOL. Nah, they aren't getting in my way and they might start going again after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman. :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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00100000011010000110010101110010011001010010111000000000Jeremy Falcon wrote: after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman See now this could be a problem, if you are refering to them as goats you may also have other issues you need to deal with soon, especially if you think this one might be the right one. Nick Parker
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There's a big difference between what this sentence states (Have the guts to make a move) and stalking someone. Stalking only occurs after she says No :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.
Tom Archer wrote: Stalking only occurs after she says No And your fed up masturbating.... :-D :-O Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman See now this could be a problem, if you are refering to them as goats you may also have other issues you need to deal with soon, especially if you think this one might be the right one. Nick Parker
I really did mean goat, not a female. It's an ongoing joke in CP. :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Try match.com or lavalife.com - I doubt a gathering of geeks is a proper place to be asking mating questions.
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Todd C. Wilson wrote: I doubt a gathering of geeks is a proper place to be asking mating questions. I just feel comfortable here and I'm already a regular. I can show my inner nerd and be accepted for it here. Also, I don't want to put too much energy into this also until I at least get a date. Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Or say, "How about doin' a gobler on my baby maker? If it works out, maybe we could spend some time in a meaningless sex-only relationship. After I've had my way with you, I'll heartlessly dump you and move on with a clear concscience, and you can start hating men with a vengence due to some misplaced and unreasonable belief that we share the same life goals. By the way, you have some righteous cones." "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.
It simply never fails - just as I am bored out of mind with work and start trawling for something amusing on the web I come across wonderful advice like this ! John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: How about doin' a gobler on my baby maker? Simply classic :)
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Shouldn't you be lurking around pool halls at this time of the morning? :P cheers, Chris Maunder
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