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  • C Chris Maunder

    Nick Parker wrote: everyone here is, to some degree a *computer nerd*. Speak for yourself, white man :D cheers, Chris Maunder

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    Nick Parker
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    Chris Maunder wrote: Speak for yourself, white man Ok aussie, I just don't think that was fair. :) Nick Parker

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    • E Ed Worsfold

      So how do you know it's her last day? At any rate, you should at least say "hi" to her and play it cool (do this as soon as you see her) Later on in the workout, approach her again and start off the conversation with some small talk....if she is interested, she will give the signals....you know...from the Learning Channel that show on human sexuality....playing with her hair, exposing her neck, etc etc :cool:

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      Jeremy Falcon
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      Ed Worsfold wrote: So how do you know it's her last day? Every now and then, she'll come to workout next to me. Well, this morning a couple of guys were coincidentally hanging around me. She came up to them and started talking as if they were all friends. She told them tomorrow's her last day. I overheard because they well all very close, and not to mention I was listening. ;P Ed Worsfold wrote: Later on in the workout, approach her again and start off the conversation with some small talk....if she is interested, she will give the signals....you know...from the Learning Channel that show on human sexuality....playing with her hair, exposing her neck, etc etc Occasionally, she'll also stick her chest out when walking past me. Of course, this is a gym and she could be stretching. There's also the one about the feet (at least one) pointing in your direction -- she does that too! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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      • R realJSOP

        You have no balls, just go ahead and schedule the surgery to finish the job. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.

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        Jeremy Falcon
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        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You have no balls, just go ahead and schedule the surgery to finish the job. LOL. Nah, they aren't getting in my way and they might start going again after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman. :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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        • J Jeremy Falcon

          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You have no balls, just go ahead and schedule the surgery to finish the job. LOL. Nah, they aren't getting in my way and they might start going again after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman. :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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          Nick Parker
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          Jeremy Falcon wrote: after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman See now this could be a problem, if you are refering to them as goats you may also have other issues you need to deal with soon, especially if you think this one might be the right one. Nick Parker

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          • T Tom Archer

            There's a big difference between what this sentence states (Have the guts to make a move) and stalking someone. Stalking only occurs after she says No :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

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            Roger Allen
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            Tom Archer wrote: Stalking only occurs after she says No And your fed up masturbating.... :-D :-O Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 yet to be identified being from the planet Paltinmoriumbanfrettybooter

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            • N Nick Parker

              Jeremy Falcon wrote: after I meet the right goat, oops I meant woman See now this could be a problem, if you are refering to them as goats you may also have other issues you need to deal with soon, especially if you think this one might be the right one. Nick Parker

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              Jeremy Falcon
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              I really did mean goat, not a female. It's an ongoing joke in CP. :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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              • J Jeremy Falcon

                Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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                Todd C Wilson
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                Try match.com or lavalife.com - I doubt a gathering of geeks is a proper place to be asking mating questions.


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                • T Todd C Wilson

                  Try match.com or lavalife.com - I doubt a gathering of geeks is a proper place to be asking mating questions.


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                  Todd C. Wilson wrote: I doubt a gathering of geeks is a proper place to be asking mating questions. I just feel comfortable here and I'm already a regular. I can show my inner nerd and be accepted for it here. Also, I don't want to put too much energy into this also until I at least get a date. Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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                    Chris Losinger
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                    Ask her out -c


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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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                      Jake
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                      "Do you like.. ah.... stuff?" or "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

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                      • R realJSOP

                        Or say, "How about doin' a gobler on my baby maker? If it works out, maybe we could spend some time in a meaningless sex-only relationship. After I've had my way with you, I'll heartlessly dump you and move on with a clear concscience, and you can start hating men with a vengence due to some misplaced and unreasonable belief that we share the same life goals. By the way, you have some righteous cones." "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        It simply never fails - just as I am bored out of mind with work and start trawling for something amusing on the web I come across wonderful advice like this ! John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: How about doin' a gobler on my baby maker? Simply classic :)

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          Shouldn't you be lurking around pool halls at this time of the morning? :P cheers, Chris Maunder

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                          Erik Westermann
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                          ...looks like it's pretty obvious that Tom is between projects at the moment :-D Essam - Author, JScript .NET Programming
                          ...and a bunch of articles around the Web

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