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What did the drummer get on their IQ test?

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    Drool

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      Drool

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      Charlie Williams
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      Did you hear the one about the guitarist who had to call a locksmith because he locked his keys in his car? The guy arrived just in time - the drummer was starting to panic in there.


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        Drool

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        Chris Losinger
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        how did he/they do on the Pronoun-Antecedent Agreement[^] section ?

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          Drool

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          Tim Deveaux
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          What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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            Drool

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            Christian Graus
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            What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

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              What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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              Christian Graus
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              What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

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                What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

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                RC_Sebastien_C
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                Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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                  What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

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                  Christian Graus wrote:

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                  ? ;P


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                    What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

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                    And how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knock speeds up.

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                      Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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                      Christian Graus
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                      Yeah, it's multi purpose.

                      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                        And how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knock speeds up.

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                        Christian Graus
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                        Ah, you can't beat that one.

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                          Ah, you can't beat that one.

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                          Tim Deveaux
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                          Ugh :doh: And how do you know the stage is level? The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth. (Works for banjo players too)

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                            Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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                            Nah, the VB guy is already busy cleaning the pool.


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                              Christian Graus wrote:

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                              ? ;P


                              Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                              my thought exactly


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                                Christian Graus wrote:

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                                ? ;P


                                Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                :laugh:

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                                  What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

                                  Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                                  What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ? Christian Graus

                                  I don't get it...

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                                    Christian Graus wrote:

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                                    ? ;P


                                    Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                                    Christian Graus
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                                    LOL - very good.  It took me a while to work this out, so perhaps it's right...

                                    Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                                      Yeah, it's multi purpose.

                                      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                                      RC_Sebastien_C
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                                      never actually heard a vb guy version, but sounded approprite :-D

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                                        Drool

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                                        Ryan Binns
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                                        Hey! As a drummer, I resent that remark! :rolleyes:

                                        Ryan

                                        "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                                          Hey! As a drummer, I resent that remark! :rolleyes:

                                          Ryan

                                          "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                                          Amar Chaudhary
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                                          as i see your message is 18 mins older however the replies are around 4 hours older (which are actually the reply of CG`s message :confused:

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