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  • N Nish Nishant

    Today's joke : Installshield 12. [/end of joke] It builds a project "once" and only "once". After that, it crashes and then re-starts itself (which is nice if you think of it). After watching it crash and re-start a few dozen times, I somehow got used to it. Annoyance got replaced with a smile each time I watched it do the stupid routine. It's got a Report-error option which attempts to email an error log to an address - though if you don't have MAPI setup, it brings up the IE email-setup dialog (which was even more annoying). You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly. :|

    Regards, Nish


    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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    Member 96
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    Wow! Sounds like it's improved since I used to use it. ;) Just wait until they fix that problem only in a paid for update to version 13 then you'll feel about as friendly toward them as I do which is to say not at all.

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    • N Nish Nishant

      Today's joke : Installshield 12. [/end of joke] It builds a project "once" and only "once". After that, it crashes and then re-starts itself (which is nice if you think of it). After watching it crash and re-start a few dozen times, I somehow got used to it. Annoyance got replaced with a smile each time I watched it do the stupid routine. It's got a Report-error option which attempts to email an error log to an address - though if you don't have MAPI setup, it brings up the IE email-setup dialog (which was even more annoying). You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly. :|

      Regards, Nish


      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
      Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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      amclint
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      I swear some developers leave bugs like that in just as a joke because they hate their job or something.

      if (!interested){return false;} amclint

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      • N Nish Nishant

        Today's joke : Installshield 12. [/end of joke] It builds a project "once" and only "once". After that, it crashes and then re-starts itself (which is nice if you think of it). After watching it crash and re-start a few dozen times, I somehow got used to it. Annoyance got replaced with a smile each time I watched it do the stupid routine. It's got a Report-error option which attempts to email an error log to an address - though if you don't have MAPI setup, it brings up the IE email-setup dialog (which was even more annoying). You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly. :|

        Regards, Nish


        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
        Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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        Lost User
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        Wow nishant you are so awesome your the best poster on the internet i fucking love the jokes you post .

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        • N Nish Nishant

          Today's joke : Installshield 12. [/end of joke] It builds a project "once" and only "once". After that, it crashes and then re-starts itself (which is nice if you think of it). After watching it crash and re-start a few dozen times, I somehow got used to it. Annoyance got replaced with a smile each time I watched it do the stupid routine. It's got a Report-error option which attempts to email an error log to an address - though if you don't have MAPI setup, it brings up the IE email-setup dialog (which was even more annoying). You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly. :|

          Regards, Nish


          Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
          Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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          Ed Poore
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          NSIS? At least you're in control and customising it shouldn't be a problem for a C++ guru like you. Use the installer as a bootstrapper for installing .NET and then use NSIS & C++/CLI or whatever it's called this month to create a fantastic experience for the user. Simple, come on even I managed to whip together some plugins (albeit in ANSI C) to install mods into GTA from NSIS. Then created an XSLT stylesheet to have a simple xml file define how to install it. Must resurrect those and convert them to the new SA formats, make my life of installing mods much easier :-D


          I have no idea what I just said. But my intentions were sincere.

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          • N Nish Nishant

            Today's joke : Installshield 12. [/end of joke] It builds a project "once" and only "once". After that, it crashes and then re-starts itself (which is nice if you think of it). After watching it crash and re-start a few dozen times, I somehow got used to it. Annoyance got replaced with a smile each time I watched it do the stupid routine. It's got a Report-error option which attempts to email an error log to an address - though if you don't have MAPI setup, it brings up the IE email-setup dialog (which was even more annoying). You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly. :|

            Regards, Nish


            Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
            Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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            KevinMac
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            I have been all day long trying to get Biztalk 2004 setup for a project and it keeps dying on the single sign on service configuration over and over and over.... I guess I am having a tough time getting to the smiling part you achieved but I have a couple of hours left. :)

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            • L Lost User

              Wow nishant you are so awesome your the best poster on the internet i fucking love the jokes you post .

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              Mark Salsbery
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              Somebody's cranky and needs a nap...

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Today's joke : Installshield 12. [/end of joke] It builds a project "once" and only "once". After that, it crashes and then re-starts itself (which is nice if you think of it). After watching it crash and re-start a few dozen times, I somehow got used to it. Annoyance got replaced with a smile each time I watched it do the stupid routine. It's got a Report-error option which attempts to email an error log to an address - though if you don't have MAPI setup, it brings up the IE email-setup dialog (which was even more annoying). You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly. :|

                Regards, Nish


                Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                Matt Gerrans
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                Wow. At least they accept and even embrace the fact that their product sucks so badly that it is necessary to create a little automatic restart agent to revive it after frequent crashes. :doh: Brilliant. Actually, doesn't Outlook do something like this, too?

                Matt Gerrans

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                • D Dan Neely

                  Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                  You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly.

                  Maybe it should be rewritten in Plain English. In this unique case it couldn't possibly be more fubared.

                  -- Rules of thumb should not be taken for the whole hand.

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                  Paul Conrad
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                  dan neely wrote:

                  it should be rewritten in Plain English

                  Must you summon the Grand Troll :->


                  "That's no moon, it's a space station." - Obi-wan Kenobi

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                    Just wait for 13.

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                    Just wait for 13.

                    They could just skip 13 and go to 14. Just like how big buildings don't have a thirteenth floor...


                    "That's no moon, it's a space station." - Obi-wan Kenobi

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                    • E Ed Poore

                      NSIS? At least you're in control and customising it shouldn't be a problem for a C++ guru like you. Use the installer as a bootstrapper for installing .NET and then use NSIS & C++/CLI or whatever it's called this month to create a fantastic experience for the user. Simple, come on even I managed to whip together some plugins (albeit in ANSI C) to install mods into GTA from NSIS. Then created an XSLT stylesheet to have a simple xml file define how to install it. Must resurrect those and convert them to the new SA formats, make my life of installing mods much easier :-D


                      I have no idea what I just said. But my intentions were sincere.

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                      Paul Conrad
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                      Ed.Poore wrote:

                      NSIS?

                      That one is good :)


                      "That's no moon, it's a space station." - Obi-wan Kenobi

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                        You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly.

                        You'd think that after 12 versions we programmers would be smart enough not to use that POS. Marc

                        Thyme In The Country

                        People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                        There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                        People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                        Gary R Wheeler
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                        do {
                        VoteFor(Marc,5);
                        } while (!end_of_time);

                        Inno Setup[^] rules.


                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        • M Mark Salsbery

                          Somebody's cranky and needs a nap...

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                          Gary R Wheeler
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                          Somebody's cranky and needs a nap... a spanking with a two-by-four.


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                          • G Gary R Wheeler

                            do {
                            VoteFor(Marc,5);
                            } while (!end_of_time);

                            Inno Setup[^] rules.


                            Software Zen: delete this;

                            Fold With Us![^]

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            Gary R. Wheeler wrote:

                            Inno Setup[^] rules.

                            So I've heard. Yet to try it out! :-D Marc

                            Thyme In The Country

                            People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                            There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                            People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                            • N Nish Nishant

                              Today's joke : Installshield 12. [/end of joke] It builds a project "once" and only "once". After that, it crashes and then re-starts itself (which is nice if you think of it). After watching it crash and re-start a few dozen times, I somehow got used to it. Annoyance got replaced with a smile each time I watched it do the stupid routine. It's got a Report-error option which attempts to email an error log to an address - though if you don't have MAPI setup, it brings up the IE email-setup dialog (which was even more annoying). You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly. :|

                              Regards, Nish


                              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                              Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                              Gary R Wheeler
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                              Unfortunately, the last time InstallShield didn't suck was back when it still created 16-bit installs.


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                              • M Marc Clifton

                                Gary R. Wheeler wrote:

                                Inno Setup[^] rules.

                                So I've heard. Yet to try it out! :-D Marc

                                Thyme In The Country

                                People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                                There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                                People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                                Gary R Wheeler
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                                Marc Clifton wrote:

                                Yet to try it out!

                                By all means, try it! Let me put it this way: I had an InstallShield project that installed two applications, a couple dozen COM servers, three services, and two device drivers. The service and device driver installs required custom actions in a DLL, since the Windows Installer doesn't support device driver installs at all and the service support is buggy. This project took two weeks of full-time effort to get working. I spent a great deal of time editting the MSI tables directly, since InstallShield did such a piss-poor job of keeping their pretty GUI representation and the actual data base tables synced. We had purchased the high-end version of InstallShield for the express reason that it was supposed to support localized installers out of the box. Comes time to translate our install, and we find out that we have to spend $1000 for a Far East language pack, and another $1000 for a European language pack. This was on top of the $1200 we'd already spent on the damn InstallShield package itself. I called InstallShield and complained. Their salesman told me it was my fault that I didn't realize their fully-internationalized edition of InstallShield Developer did not include foreign language resources, endquote, and that I was out of luck. I told him to take his package, fold it until it was all sharp corners, and to... I downloaded Inno Setup, learned it, and replicated our install all in a single day. The Inno Setup version is more robust, more reliable, and a hell of a lot easier to modify. The only disadvantage to it is that it doesn't support the enterprisey-automated-rollout-to-1,000s-of-PC's stuff that MSI-based installs do.


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                                • G Gary R Wheeler

                                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                                  Yet to try it out!

                                  By all means, try it! Let me put it this way: I had an InstallShield project that installed two applications, a couple dozen COM servers, three services, and two device drivers. The service and device driver installs required custom actions in a DLL, since the Windows Installer doesn't support device driver installs at all and the service support is buggy. This project took two weeks of full-time effort to get working. I spent a great deal of time editting the MSI tables directly, since InstallShield did such a piss-poor job of keeping their pretty GUI representation and the actual data base tables synced. We had purchased the high-end version of InstallShield for the express reason that it was supposed to support localized installers out of the box. Comes time to translate our install, and we find out that we have to spend $1000 for a Far East language pack, and another $1000 for a European language pack. This was on top of the $1200 we'd already spent on the damn InstallShield package itself. I called InstallShield and complained. Their salesman told me it was my fault that I didn't realize their fully-internationalized edition of InstallShield Developer did not include foreign language resources, endquote, and that I was out of luck. I told him to take his package, fold it until it was all sharp corners, and to... I downloaded Inno Setup, learned it, and replicated our install all in a single day. The Inno Setup version is more robust, more reliable, and a hell of a lot easier to modify. The only disadvantage to it is that it doesn't support the enterprisey-automated-rollout-to-1,000s-of-PC's stuff that MSI-based installs do.


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                                  Fold With Us![^]

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  Gary R. Wheeler wrote:

                                  Let me put it this way:

                                  Wow! That's quite the experience. Sold me! :) Marc

                                  Thyme In The Country

                                  People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                                  There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                                  People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                                  • G Gary R Wheeler

                                    do {
                                    VoteFor(Marc,5);
                                    } while (!end_of_time);

                                    Inno Setup[^] rules.


                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    Michael P Butler
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                                    Gary R. Wheeler wrote:

                                    Inno Setup[^] rules.

                                    Does it do MSI format yet. Without the ability to generate MSIs, then the product use is no use to me and a lot of other corporate developers. IT Departments tend to like their software deployed using MSIs via Windows Group Policies. It makes their lives easier whilst making the developers life just a little more frustrating

                                    Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

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                                    • D Dan Neely

                                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                      You'd think 12 versions would be good enough to get something as basic to its functionality as the build-process working correctly.

                                      Maybe it should be rewritten in Plain English. In this unique case it couldn't possibly be more fubared.

                                      -- Rules of thumb should not be taken for the whole hand.

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                                      WillemM
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                                      I don't know, it might actually improve the performance of the crash cycle and it saves diskspace too ;P Begin Program Crash and restart Done Or however you this in plain english...

                                      WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "You can always try to smash it with a wrench to fix that. It might actually work" - WillemM

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                                      • M Michael P Butler

                                        Gary R. Wheeler wrote:

                                        Inno Setup[^] rules.

                                        Does it do MSI format yet. Without the ability to generate MSIs, then the product use is no use to me and a lot of other corporate developers. IT Departments tend to like their software deployed using MSIs via Windows Group Policies. It makes their lives easier whilst making the developers life just a little more frustrating

                                        Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

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                                        Gary R Wheeler
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                                        No. AFAIK, there are no plans for supporting MSI. Inno Setup does support a couple modes of 'silent' installation/uninstallation, so it would be possible to wrap an Inno Setup installer (a single EXE, usually) in a simple MSI for use with group policies.


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