Worst Software Ever
-
Worst ever must be MS Millennium edition ... Just take the following into consideration: The following are new Error messages that are included in Windows Millennium Edition: 1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 5.Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. 6.Close your eyes and press escape three times. 7.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 8.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? 9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" 10.This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off." 11.To "shut down" your system, type "WIN." 12.BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
The only programmers that are better than C programmers are those who code in 1's and 0's..... :) :) Programm3r
My Blog: ^_^So why the (1) :confused::confused:
The only programmers that are better than C programmers are those who code in 1's and 0's..... :) :) Programm3r
My Blog: ^_^ -
Do you have WinRAR? I am at work and just remembered about ZapNotes.
š Cheers, Vikram.
I don't know and you don't either. Militant Agnostic
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Do you have WinRAR?
Not at work, but I've figured out how to combat the ever crashing Notes issue. Just go kill all the dumby processes that Notes spawns. X| We are as predictable as Notes is useless. :rolleyes:
I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:
-
Ok what is the worst piece of software you have ever worked with and why: (It can be any software or code that you have personally worked with) Not limited to something you have developed, can be an OS
Brad Australian - Captain See Sharp on "Religion" any half intelligent person can come to the conclusion that pink unicorns do not exist.
Personally, I'm happy with most of MS products I have ever used save one Microsoft Visio. Having said that, only other thing I can say about MS is given their vast resources, I think they should be able to do better.
I am a SysAdmin, I battle my own daemons.
-
Why does this Lotus Notes stop your breath? I have never tried it (hope I won't ever have to try it after these many are scared of it). But just asking this out of my curiosity, take a shot, please tell me what is so bad in it.
[Frozen Thoughts] | [My Life - My Prayer]
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மாbrahmma wrote:
please tell me what is so bad in it.
I will save a full rant for another day. Here are just a few reasons I detest Notes.
- Randomly takes the focus (a process that takes a minute or two)
- The UI, UGGGG is just absolutely terrible (it’s easier to list what’s good rather than what is bad, and there isn’t anything good about the overall UI).
- SLOOOOOWW, on my machine after clicking the “New Memo” it’s a full five minutes before I start to actually compose an email.
- The Search function flat out doesn’t work.
- The entire app freezes every time I click on an email (doesn’t matter if the preview pane is open or not). Sad but funny enough it does this even if I’m clicking on an email that is already selected.
- Want to copy and paste a subject line, good luck it doesn’t work.
- It likes to crash when logging into it, because it spawns a bunch of dumby process it requries you to log off windows before you can log in to it.
-- modified at 7:13 Wednesday 14th March, 2007 -- modified at 7:58 Wednesday 14th March, 2007
I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:
-
But you are only allowed to list one here - which is it? :)
Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
-
Ok what is the worst piece of software you have ever worked with and why: (It can be any software or code that you have personally worked with) Not limited to something you have developed, can be an OS
Brad Australian - Captain See Sharp on "Religion" any half intelligent person can come to the conclusion that pink unicorns do not exist.
SAP - I hates it.
-
SAP - I hates it.
-
Why does this Lotus Notes stop your breath? I have never tried it (hope I won't ever have to try it after these many are scared of it). But just asking this out of my curiosity, take a shot, please tell me what is so bad in it.
[Frozen Thoughts] | [My Life - My Prayer]
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மாAnyway, here[^] ya go. Just another example: a typical error message you might get when you're doing something as innocuous as, say, opening a mail, would be
Variant is Not Set. :confused: What do you think is the keystroke to check for new mail? Surely F5 should refresh your mailbox? No, it will log you off. X| I assure you, there are many, many other such examples. Consider yourself blessed that you've never had to use Notes. :rose:Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
-
I've been around long enough to know that. It's a sort of running joke between us that I call him Mr. Chen. And his name is NOT Peterchen.
Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
-
Lotus Notes, a UI and usability nightmare. X|
/M
- Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
-
Anyway, here[^] ya go. Just another example: a typical error message you might get when you're doing something as innocuous as, say, opening a mail, would be
Variant is Not Set. :confused: What do you think is the keystroke to check for new mail? Surely F5 should refresh your mailbox? No, it will log you off. X| I assure you, there are many, many other such examples. Consider yourself blessed that you've never had to use Notes. :rose:Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
It looks like a complete nightmare :omg: The spellchecker finds an email address as a misspelt word. :wtf: An error says: Too many windows-you must close one to continue. I am blessed indeed not to have used it.
[Frozen Thoughts] | [My Life - My Prayer]
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மா -
Ok what is the worst piece of software you have ever worked with and why: (It can be any software or code that you have personally worked with) Not limited to something you have developed, can be an OS
Brad Australian - Captain See Sharp on "Religion" any half intelligent person can come to the conclusion that pink unicorns do not exist.
I've never really had to use very bad software, but one example that comes to mind is a real estate sales and tracking package, Cyber Agent or something, that when you opened the built-in 'word processor', the caption of your document window was the VB5 default, "Form1".
-
brahmma wrote:
please tell me what is so bad in it.
I will save a full rant for another day. Here are just a few reasons I detest Notes.
- Randomly takes the focus (a process that takes a minute or two)
- The UI, UGGGG is just absolutely terrible (it’s easier to list what’s good rather than what is bad, and there isn’t anything good about the overall UI).
- SLOOOOOWW, on my machine after clicking the “New Memo” it’s a full five minutes before I start to actually compose an email.
- The Search function flat out doesn’t work.
- The entire app freezes every time I click on an email (doesn’t matter if the preview pane is open or not). Sad but funny enough it does this even if I’m clicking on an email that is already selected.
- Want to copy and paste a subject line, good luck it doesn’t work.
- It likes to crash when logging into it, because it spawns a bunch of dumby process it requries you to log off windows before you can log in to it.
-- modified at 7:13 Wednesday 14th March, 2007 -- modified at 7:58 Wednesday 14th March, 2007
I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:
S Douglas wrote:
It likes to crash when logging into it, because it spawns a bunch of dumby process it requries you to log off before you can log back in.
:laugh::laugh:
[Frozen Thoughts] | [My Life - My Prayer]
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மா -
S Douglas wrote:
It likes to crash when logging into it, because it spawns a bunch of dumby process it requries you to log off before you can log back in.
:laugh::laugh:
[Frozen Thoughts] | [My Life - My Prayer]
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மா -
It looks like a complete nightmare :omg: The spellchecker finds an email address as a misspelt word. :wtf: An error says: Too many windows-you must close one to continue. I am blessed indeed not to have used it.
[Frozen Thoughts] | [My Life - My Prayer]
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மாIf you type in an email address and right-click it, it brings up the formatting menu. Ever known anybody with bold, or perhaps red-colored characters in their email address? If Notes crashes, you have to restart your machine before you can run it again. If you don't, Notes will ask you to. There are actually other programs (some commercial, IIRC) that kill the zombie processes so you can run Notes without having to reboot. :omg:
Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
-
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Do you have WinRAR?
Not at work, but I've figured out how to combat the ever crashing Notes issue. Just go kill all the dumby processes that Notes spawns. X| We are as predictable as Notes is useless. :rolleyes:
I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:
I embedded the setup in a .DOC file and sent it to your gmail address. Let me know if you got it.
Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
-
I embedded the setup in a .DOC file and sent it to your gmail address. Let me know if you got it.
Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
-
If you type in an email address and right-click it, it brings up the formatting menu. Ever known anybody with bold, or perhaps red-colored characters in their email address? If Notes crashes, you have to restart your machine before you can run it again. If you don't, Notes will ask you to. There are actually other programs (some commercial, IIRC) that kill the zombie processes so you can run Notes without having to reboot. :omg:
Cheers, Vikram.
The cold will freeze our stares We won't care...
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
If you type in an email address and right-click it, it brings up the formatting menu.
Thas is one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard in software development.
[Frozen Thoughts] | [My Life - My Prayer]
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மா -
Well, Symantec calls it "Norton Antivirus", but we all know that it itself is a virus. Did you ever try to uninstall it? Can't be done.
Abu Mami wrote:
Well, Symantec calls it "Norton Antivirus", but we all know that it itself is a virus. Did you ever try to uninstall it? Can't be done.
3 hours of quality time with regedit later, I was able to remove a fubared install. The fubaring was from trying to install symantec corporate over top.
-- Rules of thumb should not be taken for the whole hand.
-
Ok what is the worst piece of software you have ever worked with and why: (It can be any software or code that you have personally worked with) Not limited to something you have developed, can be an OS
Brad Australian - Captain See Sharp on "Religion" any half intelligent person can come to the conclusion that pink unicorns do not exist.
Most recently, a product called Dimensions, which is a suite designed for accounting and sales tailored for hardware stores. It's written in something called Business BASIC, and runs only on an obsolete, proprietary OS called SuperDOS. Dimensions is text-based, uses a monochrome display, and is easily the most user-hostile piece of crap written since 1980 - the last year it could be called current. Prior to that, Windows 286. I couldn't uninstall that garbage fast enough!
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"