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i was going to tell him to head down the local knock shop Bryce
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:laugh: Well, the only thing I can think of is to take control of your emotions. You will just have to learn how to do it. Otherwise you will suffer. Perhaps you are interested in some drugs. There are many substances that will take your mind off that women, marijuana is not one of them. If you use marijuana it will only amplify your feelings and you will go crazy with lust, however it will dramatically increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure" which may hold you over for a while.:laugh:
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What is it with Indians and sexual tension these days? Just a few weeks ago we had the Indian lad who liked lying naked in an open window in full view of his neighbours daughter, and now this! I have to say though that 3 months away from you wife is hard to bear. If forced on you by work you ought to have negotiated plane trips home every month at least. If not, and as you say, DIY has lost its lustre, then you are fairly screwed old chap. Or not, as the case may be. Anyway, stick it out, or stick it in. Its your choice.
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fat_boy wrote:
a few weeks ago we had the Indian lad who liked lying naked in an open window in full view of his neighbours daughter, and now this!
Same Guy! These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?
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Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga
nagaraju
Porn mag, roll of paper, and happy thoughts about your wife?
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Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga
nagaraju
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fat_boy wrote:
a few weeks ago we had the Indian lad who liked lying naked in an open window in full view of his neighbours daughter, and now this!
Same Guy! These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?
Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
me Guy!
You are correct, it is the same guy.
Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?
This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.
Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception
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Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
me Guy!
You are correct, it is the same guy.
Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?
This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.
Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception
fat_boy wrote:
This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.
How do you know that? :suss:
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Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga
nagaraju
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Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.
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K(arl) wrote:
hammering your testicles should calm you down
This is reverse psychology? :-D
-- My disbelief is not a belief.
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Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.
military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr
K(arl) wrote:
hammering your testicles should calm you down.
I thought he was asking for a temporary solution. :)
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i was going to tell him to head down the local knock shop Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.
military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr
Well said. 5
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fat_boy wrote:
This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.
How do you know that? :suss:
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Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga
nagaraju
Androcur ;P
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Thats exactly the kind of comment I would expect from an Anglo Saxon. 5!
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well it solves a problem ;) and then hes not posting here about it Bryce
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Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.
military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr
slaves to whom? Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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raju_ng wrote:
I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this.
Gin? And tonic? And meditation? Come on - either it's worthwhile or it isn't. Make up your mind and be done with it.
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Shog9 wrote:
Gin? And tonic? And meditation?
:cool:
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
marijuana it will amplify your feelings ... increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure"
So speaks the voice of experience...
Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception
:laugh: My thoughts exactly!
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:laugh: Well, the only thing I can think of is to take control of your emotions. You will just have to learn how to do it. Otherwise you will suffer. Perhaps you are interested in some drugs. There are many substances that will take your mind off that women, marijuana is not one of them. If you use marijuana it will only amplify your feelings and you will go crazy with lust, however it will dramatically increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure" which may hold you over for a while.:laugh:
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
take control of your emotions
How is this the same as taking drugs ?
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Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga
nagaraju
You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.
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