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  • R raju_ng

    Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

    nagaraju

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    Porn mag, roll of paper, and happy thoughts about your wife?

    -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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    • R raju_ng

      Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

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      if you would submit to temptation, would you feel better or worse? That's the only question you need to ask.

      V. I found a living worth working for, but haven't found work worth living for.

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      • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

        fat_boy wrote:

        a few weeks ago we had the Indian lad who liked lying naked in an open window in full view of his neighbours daughter, and now this!

        Same Guy! These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?

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        Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

        me Guy!

        You are correct, it is the same guy.

        Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

        These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?

        This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

        Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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          Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

          me Guy!

          You are correct, it is the same guy.

          Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

          These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?

          This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

          Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          fat_boy wrote:

          This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

          How do you know that? :suss:

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          • R raju_ng

            Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

            nagaraju

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            KaRl
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            Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.


            military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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            • K KaRl

              Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.


              military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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              Jorgen Sigvardsson
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              K(arl) wrote:

              hammering your testicles should calm you down

              This is reverse psychology? :-D

              -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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              • K KaRl

                Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.


                military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                K(arl) wrote:

                hammering your testicles should calm you down.

                I thought he was asking for a temporary solution. :)

                found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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                • B bryce

                  i was going to tell him to head down the local knock shop Bryce

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                  Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


                  military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                  • K KaRl

                    Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


                    military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    Well said. 5

                    found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                      fat_boy wrote:

                      This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

                      How do you know that? :suss:

                      found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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                      brahmma wrote:

                      How do you know that?

                      Instinct.

                      Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                      • R raju_ng

                        Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                        nagaraju

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                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                        Androcur ;P

                        Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                        • L Lost User

                          Thats exactly the kind of comment I would expect from an Anglo Saxon. 5!

                          Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                          bryce
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                          well it solves a problem ;) and then hes not posting here about it Bryce

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                          • K KaRl

                            Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


                            military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                            slaves to whom? Bryce

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                            • S Shog9 0

                              raju_ng wrote:

                              I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this.

                              Gin? And tonic? And meditation? Come on - either it's worthwhile or it isn't. Make up your mind and be done with it.

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                              It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

                              --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                              Rajesh R Subramanian
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                              Shog9 wrote:

                              Gin? And tonic? And meditation?

                              :cool:

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                              • L Lost User

                                Captain See Sharp wrote:

                                marijuana it will amplify your feelings ... increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure"

                                So speaks the voice of experience...

                                Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                                :laugh: My thoughts exactly!

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                                • L Lost User

                                  :laugh: Well, the only thing I can think of is to take control of your emotions. You will just have to learn how to do it. Otherwise you will suffer. Perhaps you are interested in some drugs. There are many substances that will take your mind off that women, marijuana is not one of them. If you use marijuana it will only amplify your feelings and you will go crazy with lust, however it will dramatically increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure" which may hold you over for a while.:laugh:

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                                  Captain See Sharp wrote:

                                  take control of your emotions

                                  How is this the same as taking drugs ?

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                                  • R raju_ng

                                    Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                                    nagaraju

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                                    You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                    • B bryce

                                      slaves to whom? Bryce

                                      --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
                                      Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

                                      Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                                      KaRl
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                                      Their pimps.


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                                      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                        K(arl) wrote:

                                        hammering your testicles should calm you down

                                        This is reverse psychology? :-D

                                        -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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                                        KaRl
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                                        It just helps to concentrate on something else than desire... unless you are masochist of course :)


                                        military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                        • R raju_ng

                                          Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                                          nagaraju

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                                          vijay_aroli
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                                          raju_ng wrote:

                                          How to tacke this.

                                          Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                                          Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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