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  • L Lost User

    Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

    me Guy!

    You are correct, it is the same guy.

    Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

    These are not Indians. Does the name *Kyle* ring a bell?

    This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

    Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    fat_boy wrote:

    This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

    How do you know that? :suss:

    found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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      Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

      nagaraju

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      KaRl
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      Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.


      military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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      • K KaRl

        Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.


        military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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        K(arl) wrote:

        hammering your testicles should calm you down

        This is reverse psychology? :-D

        -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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          Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.


          military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          K(arl) wrote:

          hammering your testicles should calm you down.

          I thought he was asking for a temporary solution. :)

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          • B bryce

            i was going to tell him to head down the local knock shop Bryce

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            KaRl
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            Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


            military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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              Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


              military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              Well said. 5

              found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                fat_boy wrote:

                This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

                How do you know that? :suss:

                found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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                Lost User
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                brahmma wrote:

                How do you know that?

                Instinct.

                Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                • R raju_ng

                  Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                  nagaraju

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                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                  Androcur ;P

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                  • L Lost User

                    Thats exactly the kind of comment I would expect from an Anglo Saxon. 5!

                    Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                    bryce
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                    well it solves a problem ;) and then hes not posting here about it Bryce

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                    • K KaRl

                      Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


                      military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                      bryce
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                      slaves to whom? Bryce

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                        raju_ng wrote:

                        I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this.

                        Gin? And tonic? And meditation? Come on - either it's worthwhile or it isn't. Make up your mind and be done with it.

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                        It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

                        --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                        Shog9 wrote:

                        Gin? And tonic? And meditation?

                        :cool:

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                        • L Lost User

                          Captain See Sharp wrote:

                          marijuana it will amplify your feelings ... increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure"

                          So speaks the voice of experience...

                          Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                          :laugh: My thoughts exactly!

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                            :laugh: Well, the only thing I can think of is to take control of your emotions. You will just have to learn how to do it. Otherwise you will suffer. Perhaps you are interested in some drugs. There are many substances that will take your mind off that women, marijuana is not one of them. If you use marijuana it will only amplify your feelings and you will go crazy with lust, however it will dramatically increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure" which may hold you over for a while.:laugh:

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                            Christian Graus
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                            Captain See Sharp wrote:

                            take control of your emotions

                            How is this the same as taking drugs ?

                            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                              Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                              nagaraju

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                              You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                slaves to whom? Bryce

                                --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
                                Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

                                Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                                KaRl
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                                Their pimps.


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                                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                  K(arl) wrote:

                                  hammering your testicles should calm you down

                                  This is reverse psychology? :-D

                                  -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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                                  KaRl
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                                  It just helps to concentrate on something else than desire... unless you are masochist of course :)


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                                    Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                                    nagaraju

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                                    vijay_aroli
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                                    raju_ng wrote:

                                    How to tacke this.

                                    Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                                    Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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                                      You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      1. Make hand shandy. 12) Do the five knuckle shuffle.

                                      Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                                        You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                        -----
                                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                        1. Beat the meat.

                                        Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                                        • V vijay_aroli

                                          raju_ng wrote:

                                          How to tacke this.

                                          Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                                          Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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                                          realJSOP
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                                          vijay7173 wrote:

                                          Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name.

                                          What gives you the impression that anyone would want to pretend to be an Indian just to make you the butt of jokes? Y'all give us plenty of ammo as it is. Oh, and your "angry" icons are really cute, and add a sense of power to your otherwise absurd posts.

                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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