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  • K KaRl

    Cold baths, bromide and if it doesn't work hammering your testicles should calm you down. Or you could make whatever possible to go where your wife is.


    military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    K(arl) wrote:

    hammering your testicles should calm you down.

    I thought he was asking for a temporary solution. :)

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      i was going to tell him to head down the local knock shop Bryce

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      KaRl
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      Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


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      • K KaRl

        Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


        military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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        Rajesh R Subramanian
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        Well said. 5

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        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

          fat_boy wrote:

          This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

          How do you know that? :suss:

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          brahmma wrote:

          How do you know that?

          Instinct.

          Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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          • R raju_ng

            Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

            nagaraju

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            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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            Androcur ;P

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              Thats exactly the kind of comment I would expect from an Anglo Saxon. 5!

              Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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              well it solves a problem ;) and then hes not posting here about it Bryce

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              • K KaRl

                Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


                military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                bryce
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                slaves to whom? Bryce

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                • S Shog9 0

                  raju_ng wrote:

                  I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this.

                  Gin? And tonic? And meditation? Come on - either it's worthwhile or it isn't. Make up your mind and be done with it.

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                  It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

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                  Shog9 wrote:

                  Gin? And tonic? And meditation?

                  :cool:

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                  • L Lost User

                    Captain See Sharp wrote:

                    marijuana it will amplify your feelings ... increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure"

                    So speaks the voice of experience...

                    Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                    :laugh: My thoughts exactly!

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                      :laugh: Well, the only thing I can think of is to take control of your emotions. You will just have to learn how to do it. Otherwise you will suffer. Perhaps you are interested in some drugs. There are many substances that will take your mind off that women, marijuana is not one of them. If you use marijuana it will only amplify your feelings and you will go crazy with lust, however it will dramatically increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure" which may hold you over for a while.:laugh:

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                      Captain See Sharp wrote:

                      take control of your emotions

                      How is this the same as taking drugs ?

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                      • R raju_ng

                        Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                        nagaraju

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                        realJSOP
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                        You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          slaves to whom? Bryce

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                          KaRl
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                          Their pimps.


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                          • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                            K(arl) wrote:

                            hammering your testicles should calm you down

                            This is reverse psychology? :-D

                            -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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                            KaRl
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                            It just helps to concentrate on something else than desire... unless you are masochist of course :)


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                            • R raju_ng

                              Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                              nagaraju

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                              vijay_aroli
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                              raju_ng wrote:

                              How to tacke this.

                              Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                              Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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                                You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                1. Make hand shandy. 12) Do the five knuckle shuffle.

                                Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                                  You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  1. Beat the meat.

                                  Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                                  • V vijay_aroli

                                    raju_ng wrote:

                                    How to tacke this.

                                    Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                                    Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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                                    vijay7173 wrote:

                                    Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name.

                                    What gives you the impression that anyone would want to pretend to be an Indian just to make you the butt of jokes? Y'all give us plenty of ammo as it is. Oh, and your "angry" icons are really cute, and add a sense of power to your otherwise absurd posts.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    • K KaRl

                                      Their pimps.


                                      military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                      bryce
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                                      and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce

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                                        and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce

                                        --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
                                        Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

                                        Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                                        KaRl
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                                        There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


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                                        • K KaRl

                                          There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


                                          military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                          Such as in our line of work. We're all whores working for pimps that do less to get more. What if they're well paid? Is that slavery? I mean, come on. We write software that makes the execs and shareholders millions to get paid thousands. And we're not slaves? The term is also sex workers and not whores in the case where its legal.

                                          This statement was never false.

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