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  • L Lost User

    :laugh: Well, the only thing I can think of is to take control of your emotions. You will just have to learn how to do it. Otherwise you will suffer. Perhaps you are interested in some drugs. There are many substances that will take your mind off that women, marijuana is not one of them. If you use marijuana it will only amplify your feelings and you will go crazy with lust, however it will dramatically increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure" which may hold you over for a while.:laugh:

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    Christian Graus
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    Captain See Sharp wrote:

    take control of your emotions

    How is this the same as taking drugs ?

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    • R raju_ng

      Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

      nagaraju

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      realJSOP
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      You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        slaves to whom? Bryce

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        KaRl
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        Their pimps.


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        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

          K(arl) wrote:

          hammering your testicles should calm you down

          This is reverse psychology? :-D

          -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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          KaRl
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          It just helps to concentrate on something else than desire... unless you are masochist of course :)


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          • R raju_ng

            Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

            nagaraju

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            vijay_aroli
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            raju_ng wrote:

            How to tacke this.

            Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

            Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              Lost User
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              1. Beat the meat.

              Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                1. Make hand shandy. 12) Do the five knuckle shuffle.

                Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                • V vijay_aroli

                  raju_ng wrote:

                  How to tacke this.

                  Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                  Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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                  realJSOP
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                  vijay7173 wrote:

                  Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name.

                  What gives you the impression that anyone would want to pretend to be an Indian just to make you the butt of jokes? Y'all give us plenty of ammo as it is. Oh, and your "angry" icons are really cute, and add a sense of power to your otherwise absurd posts.

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  • K KaRl

                    Their pimps.


                    military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                    and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce

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                    • B bryce

                      and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce

                      --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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                      KaRl
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                      There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


                      military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                      • K KaRl

                        There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


                        military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                        Chris Kaiser
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                        Such as in our line of work. We're all whores working for pimps that do less to get more. What if they're well paid? Is that slavery? I mean, come on. We write software that makes the execs and shareholders millions to get paid thousands. And we're not slaves? The term is also sex workers and not whores in the case where its legal.

                        This statement was never false.

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                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                          fat_boy wrote:

                          This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

                          How do you know that? :suss:

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                          The same way that you seem to know that he is? :suss:

                          This statement was never false.

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            Chris Kaiser
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                            Go on a date with Palmela Handerson?

                            This statement was never false.

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                            • K KaRl

                              There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


                              military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                              bryce
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                              there are many, many who work without pimps - perhaps not where you live but in other parts of the world its not the issue you think it is. Bryce

                              --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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                              Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                              • C Chris Kaiser

                                The same way that you seem to know that he is? :suss:

                                This statement was never false.

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                                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                Nope. I never knew it was he. I did not claim. It was Rama who had doubts. :)

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                                • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                  Nope. I never knew it was he. I did not claim. It was Rama who had doubts. :)

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                                  Chris Kaiser
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                                  Hah! Boing... two points to Brahmma. Sorry about that.

                                  This statement was never false.

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                                  • P peterchen

                                    Workout. Lots of workout. Plus, it will be sooooo gooooood when you're back together again.


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                                    yang__lee
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                                    yes she will ask more n more.. and there will be endless erotic saga. games between her watery hole and your stinky cock perhaps I am writing too much.. :-D

                                    Leya

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      raju_ng
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                                      ok.. I will fuck your daughter till then.

                                      nagaraju

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                                      • C Chris Kaiser

                                        Such as in our line of work. We're all whores working for pimps that do less to get more. What if they're well paid? Is that slavery? I mean, come on. We write software that makes the execs and shareholders millions to get paid thousands. And we're not slaves? The term is also sex workers and not whores in the case where its legal.

                                        This statement was never false.

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                                        KaRl
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                                        Were you raped again and again to break your will? Will you be disfigured or burnt alive if you refuse to work, or if you want to work for another company? Will you be sold to another company without having any word to say about it? If so, then yes, you can compare your situation with the one of 'sexual workers'.


                                        military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                        • B bryce

                                          there are many, many who work without pimps - perhaps not where you live but in other parts of the world its not the issue you think it is. Bryce

                                          --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
                                          Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

                                          Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                                          KaRl
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                                          Where you are, where do the whores come from? Where do they work? Do they keep all the gains they make? Is there no involvment of criminal organizations?


                                          military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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