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Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga
nagaraju
You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
slaves to whom? Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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K(arl) wrote:
hammering your testicles should calm you down
This is reverse psychology? :-D
-- My disbelief is not a belief.
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Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga
nagaraju
raju_ng wrote:
How to tacke this.
Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
raju_ng wrote:
How to tacke this.
Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
vijay7173 wrote:
Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name.
What gives you the impression that anyone would want to pretend to be an Indian just to make you the butt of jokes? Y'all give us plenty of ammo as it is. Oh, and your "angry" icons are really cute, and add a sense of power to your otherwise absurd posts.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.
military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr
Such as in our line of work. We're all whores working for pimps that do less to get more. What if they're well paid? Is that slavery? I mean, come on. We write software that makes the execs and shareholders millions to get paid thousands. And we're not slaves? The term is also sex workers and not whores in the case where its legal.
This statement was never false.
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fat_boy wrote:
This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.
How do you know that? :suss:
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The same way that you seem to know that he is? :suss:
This statement was never false.
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You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Go on a date with Palmela Handerson?
This statement was never false.
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There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.
military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr
there are many, many who work without pimps - perhaps not where you live but in other parts of the world its not the issue you think it is. Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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The same way that you seem to know that he is? :suss:
This statement was never false.
Nope. I never knew it was he. I did not claim. It was Rama who had doubts. :)
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Nope. I never knew it was he. I did not claim. It was Rama who had doubts. :)
Hah! Boing... two points to Brahmma. Sorry about that.
This statement was never false.
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Workout. Lots of workout. Plus, it will be sooooo gooooood when you're back together again.
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Such as in our line of work. We're all whores working for pimps that do less to get more. What if they're well paid? Is that slavery? I mean, come on. We write software that makes the execs and shareholders millions to get paid thousands. And we're not slaves? The term is also sex workers and not whores in the case where its legal.
This statement was never false.
Were you raped again and again to break your will? Will you be disfigured or burnt alive if you refuse to work, or if you want to work for another company? Will you be sold to another company without having any word to say about it? If so, then yes, you can compare your situation with the one of 'sexual workers'.
military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr
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there are many, many who work without pimps - perhaps not where you live but in other parts of the world its not the issue you think it is. Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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Wow. You sure are sensitive. You're assuming my daughter is between 8 and 13, but she's 25 now, and oh by the way, she's a federal corrections officer in Arizona, and she's got a concealed carry license. I personally bought her a shiny new 9mm, so when you come to this country to carry out your nefarious plan and the customs official asks why you brought your own body bag, just tell them that's how you plan on returning you your little backwater country. Beyond that, your wife told me to tell you she said hi (at least that's what it sounded like - her mouth was full).
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
