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  • R Rajesh R Subramanian

    fat_boy wrote:

    This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

    How do you know that? :suss:

    found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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    Lost User
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    brahmma wrote:

    How do you know that?

    Instinct.

    Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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    • R raju_ng

      Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

      nagaraju

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      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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      Androcur ;P

      Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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        Thats exactly the kind of comment I would expect from an Anglo Saxon. 5!

        Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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        bryce
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        well it solves a problem ;) and then hes not posting here about it Bryce

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        • K KaRl

          Whores are sexual slaves. Using their services is encouraging the slave sellers.


          military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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          bryce
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          slaves to whom? Bryce

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            raju_ng wrote:

            I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this.

            Gin? And tonic? And meditation? Come on - either it's worthwhile or it isn't. Make up your mind and be done with it.

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            It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

            --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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            Rajesh R Subramanian
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            Shog9 wrote:

            Gin? And tonic? And meditation?

            :cool:

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            • L Lost User

              Captain See Sharp wrote:

              marijuana it will amplify your feelings ... increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure"

              So speaks the voice of experience...

              Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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              :laugh: My thoughts exactly!

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                :laugh: Well, the only thing I can think of is to take control of your emotions. You will just have to learn how to do it. Otherwise you will suffer. Perhaps you are interested in some drugs. There are many substances that will take your mind off that women, marijuana is not one of them. If you use marijuana it will only amplify your feelings and you will go crazy with lust, however it will dramatically increase your satisfaction of "self pleasure" which may hold you over for a while.:laugh:

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                Christian Graus
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                Captain See Sharp wrote:

                take control of your emotions

                How is this the same as taking drugs ?

                Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                • R raju_ng

                  Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                  nagaraju

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                  realJSOP
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                  You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    slaves to whom? Bryce

                    --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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                    Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                    KaRl
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                    Their pimps.


                    military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      K(arl) wrote:

                      hammering your testicles should calm you down

                      This is reverse psychology? :-D

                      -- My disbelief is not a belief.

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                      KaRl
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                      It just helps to concentrate on something else than desire... unless you are masochist of course :)


                      military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                      • R raju_ng

                        Hi I am feeling sexual tension now a days as I am away from her for more than 2 months. There are lot of temptations.. I dont know how to control.. How to tacke this. sometimes can not concentrate on work its impossible to reunite for one more month. self pleasure doesn't satisfy my needs. has anyone experienced such a thing. Regards Naga

                        nagaraju

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                        vijay_aroli
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                        raju_ng wrote:

                        How to tacke this.

                        Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                        Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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                        • R realJSOP

                          You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Lost User
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                          1. Beat the meat.

                          Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                          • R realJSOP

                            You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            1. Make hand shandy. 12) Do the five knuckle shuffle.

                            Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

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                            • V vijay_aroli

                              raju_ng wrote:

                              How to tacke this.

                              Kick yourself or have someone kicking u. :mad: Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name. :mad:

                              Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.

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                              realJSOP
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                              vijay7173 wrote:

                              Are u really an Indian or u just want to spoil our (Indians) name.

                              What gives you the impression that anyone would want to pretend to be an Indian just to make you the butt of jokes? Y'all give us plenty of ammo as it is. Oh, and your "angry" icons are really cute, and add a sense of power to your otherwise absurd posts.

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              • K KaRl

                                Their pimps.


                                military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                bryce
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                                and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce

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                                Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                                  and in the places which prostitution is legal - what of those who do not have pimps? Byrce

                                  --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
                                  Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

                                  Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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                                  KaRl
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                                  There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


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                                  • K KaRl

                                    There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


                                    military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                    Chris Kaiser
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                                    Such as in our line of work. We're all whores working for pimps that do less to get more. What if they're well paid? Is that slavery? I mean, come on. We write software that makes the execs and shareholders millions to get paid thousands. And we're not slaves? The term is also sex workers and not whores in the case where its legal.

                                    This statement was never false.

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                                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                      fat_boy wrote:

                                      This isnt Kyle, I am sure of that.

                                      How do you know that? :suss:

                                      found at bash.org [kernx]|.|.|.|.|.|.|.| [kernx]sorry, wrong window [beox33]say me why in the f*ck will you type that in any window

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                                      Chris Kaiser
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                                      The same way that you seem to know that he is? :suss:

                                      This statement was never false.

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                                      • R realJSOP

                                        You could always do what you did before you got married... Surf porn sites and... 1) Spank your monkey 2) Strangle Mr. One-Eye 3) Slap Cyclops Silly 4) Straighten your love rope 5) Choke your chicken 6) Make a batch of hand-made love gravy 7) Play ring-around-your-rosie 8) Yank your crank 9) Palm your petunia 10) Poke your palm pal When we're done with your wife, we'll send her back.

                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                        -----
                                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                        Chris Kaiser
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                                        Go on a date with Palmela Handerson?

                                        This statement was never false.

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                                        • K KaRl

                                          There are quite always pimps, even if the prostitution is legal.


                                          military justice is to justice what military music is to music Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                          bryce
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                                          there are many, many who work without pimps - perhaps not where you live but in other parts of the world its not the issue you think it is. Bryce

                                          --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
                                          Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

                                          Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff

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