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  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

    lolcode[^] :)

    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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    Mike Dimmick
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    OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!

    Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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    • J Judah Gabriel Himango

      lolcode[^] :)

      Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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      Ryan Roberts
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      No compiler yet? Boo :)

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      • M Mike Dimmick

        OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!

        Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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        El Corazon
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        Mike Dimmick wrote:

        OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!

        dagnabbit!! stop sending my software into an endless loop!!! ;P

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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        • J Judah Gabriel Himango

          lolcode[^] :)

          Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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          Chris Losinger
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          i can't wait to see how MS screws it up for Lolcode.Net

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing | blogging

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          • J Judah Gabriel Himango

            lolcode[^] :)

            Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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            Mark Salsbery
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            I hope MS rolls out LOLCODE Extensions for C++ (LOL4CPP)!!

            "Posting a VB.NET question in the C++ forum will end in tears." Chris Maunder

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            • J Judah Gabriel Himango

              lolcode[^] :)

              Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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              El Corazon
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              Mom: Beth Anne! Kid: WU? Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting. Kid: OMG, INBD. Mom: It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day? Kid: IDK, my BFF Jill. Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone. Kid: TISNF! Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S.. N.. F. ;P

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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              • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                lolcode[^] :)

                Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                Michael Sadlon
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                ROFLMAO! :laugh:

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                  Mom: Beth Anne! Kid: WU? Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting. Kid: OMG, INBD. Mom: It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day? Kid: IDK, my BFF Jill. Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone. Kid: TISNF! Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S.. N.. F. ;P

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                  Jasmine2501
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                  Really only funny the first time :P

                  "Quality Software since 1983!"
                  http://www.smoothjazzy.com/ - see the "Programming" section for freeware tools and articles.

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                  • M Michael Sadlon

                    ROFLMAO! :laugh:

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                    El Corazon
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                    IDK AFAIC INBD BYKT! CYAL8R :rolleyes:

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                    • L Leslie Sanford

                      PLZ OPEN FILE

                      Just think, all of those questions on the C# forum will actually compile with this new language.

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                      Michael Dunn
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                      The language should also accept PLZZZZZZ (up to an arbitrary number of Z's) as well as PLZ HELP ME ;)

                      --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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                        Really only funny the first time :P

                        "Quality Software since 1983!"
                        http://www.smoothjazzy.com/ - see the "Programming" section for freeware tools and articles.

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                        Michael Dunn
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                        BTDTGTTS :)

                        --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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                        • J Jasmine2501

                          Really only funny the first time :P

                          "Quality Software since 1983!"
                          http://www.smoothjazzy.com/ - see the "Programming" section for freeware tools and articles.

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                          El Corazon
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                          Jasmine2501 wrote:

                          Really only funny the first time

                          where's the beef wore on you after a the zillionth repeat too. ;)

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                          • E El Corazon

                            Mike Dimmick wrote:

                            OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!

                            dagnabbit!! stop sending my software into an endless loop!!! ;P

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                            Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

                            Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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                              PLZ OPEN FILE

                              Just think, all of those questions on the C# forum will actually compile with this new language.

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                              Tarakeshwar Reddy
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                              What about URGENT OPEN FILE & VERY URGENT OPEN FILE

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                              • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                                lolcode[^] :)

                                Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                                Member 96
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                                Love it!


                                "110%" - it's the new 70%

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                                • E El Corazon

                                  Jasmine2501 wrote:

                                  Really only funny the first time

                                  where's the beef wore on you after a the zillionth repeat too. ;)

                                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                  Jasmine2501
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                                  It was funny a few times, but I always thought Clara Peller[^] was funny when she went on to do other stuff. It was always the same line, but funny to have her pop out someplace totally unexpected and say her famous line...

                                  "Quality Software since 1983!"
                                  http://www.smoothjazzy.com/ - see the "Programming" section for freeware tools and articles.

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                                  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                                    lolcode[^] :)

                                    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                                    Lost User
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                                    http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8630/lolroflcopteryx1.gif

                                    The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. - John Adams

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                                    • M Mike Dimmick

                                      Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

                                      Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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                                      El Corazon
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                                      Mike Dimmick wrote:

                                      Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

                                      CYA? CMIIW? FUBAR? HBASTD? IAE? (I like that one as an exception)

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                      • M Mike Dimmick

                                        Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

                                        Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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                                        Leslie Sanford
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                                        Mike Dimmick wrote:

                                        Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

                                        According to the website[^], PLZ introduces a try/exception block. If the operation doesn't throw an exception, the AWSUM THX block is run; otherwise, the O NOES block is run:

                                        HAI
                                        CAN HAS STDIO?
                                        PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
                                        AWSUM THX
                                        VISIBLE FILE
                                        O NOES
                                        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
                                        KTHXBYE

                                        I have to say, maybe I'm just a total geek, but this site has tickled my funny bone like nothing I've seen in awhile. :laugh:

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                                        • M Mike Dimmick

                                          Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

                                          Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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                                          Lost User
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                                          catch(KID_SISTER_RULE *e) { }

                                          Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy

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