New language to blow away C#

[El Corazon]

Mom: Beth Anne! Kid: WU? Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting. Kid: OMG, INBD. Mom: It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day? Kid: IDK, my BFF Jill. Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone. Kid: TISNF! Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S.. N.. F. ;P

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

[Michael Sadlon]

ROFLMAO! :laugh:

[Jasmine2501]

Really only funny the first time :P

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[Michael Dunn]

The language should also accept PLZZZZZZ (up to an arbitrary number of Z's) as well as PLZ HELP ME ;)

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[El Corazon]

IDK AFAIC INBD BYKT! CYAL8R :rolleyes:

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

[Michael Dunn]

BTDTGTTS :)

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[El Corazon]

Jasmine2501 wrote:

Really only funny the first time

where's the beef wore on you after a the zillionth repeat too. ;)

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

[Tarakeshwar Reddy]

What about URGENT OPEN FILE & VERY URGENT OPEN FILE

[Mike Dimmick]

Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

[Member 96]

Love it!

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[Jasmine2501]

It was funny a few times, but I always thought Clara Peller[^] was funny when she went on to do other stuff. It was always the same line, but funny to have her pop out someplace totally unexpected and say her famous line...

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[Lost User]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8630/lolroflcopteryx1.gif

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[El Corazon]

Mike Dimmick wrote:

Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

CYA? CMIIW? FUBAR? HBASTD? IAE? (I like that one as an exception)

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

[Leslie Sanford]

Mike Dimmick wrote:

Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

According to the website[^], PLZ introduces a try/exception block. If the operation doesn't throw an exception, the AWSUM THX block is run; otherwise, the O NOES block is run:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

I have to say, maybe I'm just a total geek, but this site has tickled my funny bone like nothing I've seen in awhile. :laugh:

[Lost User]

catch(KID_SISTER_RULE *e) { }

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[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

"WTF?"

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[Vraxx]

Yeah but if you add more ZZ's the compiler should recognize that as a change in process priority :) or execution order.. Was having a crappy day, this made me laugh. Kudos :)

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[Mike Hankey]

Perfect for rednecks....I B 1 Mike

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[pbraun]

hmmm... I wonder if it would be able to interpret "We don't need to relevant for each anything"? Phil

[Ashley van Gerven]

Hmmmm, no smileys?? True would be :_)_, and false would be :_(_. IS VAR :_)_    VISIBLE "LOLZZZZ!" IS VAR :_(_    VISIBLE "BOOHOOOO :_(_((("

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