New language to blow away C#
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PLZ OPEN FILE
Just think, all of those questions on the C# forum will actually compile with this new language.
What about
URGENT OPEN FILE&VERY URGENT OPEN FILE -
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Jasmine2501 wrote:
Really only funny the first time
where's the beef wore on you after a the zillionth repeat too. ;)
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Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?
Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder
Mike Dimmick wrote:
Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?
CYA? CMIIW? FUBAR? HBASTD? IAE? (I like that one as an exception)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?
Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder
Mike Dimmick wrote:
Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?
According to the website[^],
PLZintroduces a try/exception block. If the operation doesn't throw an exception, theAWSUM THXblock is run; otherwise, theO NOESblock is run:HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYEI have to say, maybe I'm just a total geek, but this site has tickled my funny bone like nothing I've seen in awhile. :laugh:
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Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?
Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder
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Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?
Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder
"WTF?"
-- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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The language should also accept
PLZZZZZZ(up to an arbitrary number of Z's) as well asPLZ HELP ME;)--Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
Yeah but if you add more ZZ's the compiler should recognize that as a change in process priority :) or execution order.. Was having a crappy day, this made me laugh. Kudos :)
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Perfect for rednecks....I B 1 Mike
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Hmmmm, no smileys?? True would be
:_)_, and false would be:_(_.IS VAR :_)_ VISIBLE "LOLZZZZ!" IS VAR :_(_ VISIBLE "BOOHOOOO :_(_(((""For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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Hmmmm, no smileys?? True would be
:_)_, and false would be:_(_.IS VAR :_)_ VISIBLE "LOLZZZZ!" IS VAR :_(_ VISIBLE "BOOHOOOO :_(_(((""For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.
