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  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

    lolcode[^] :)

    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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    Member 96
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    Love it!


    "110%" - it's the new 70%

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      Jasmine2501 wrote:

      Really only funny the first time

      where's the beef wore on you after a the zillionth repeat too. ;)

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      It was funny a few times, but I always thought Clara Peller[^] was funny when she went on to do other stuff. It was always the same line, but funny to have her pop out someplace totally unexpected and say her famous line...

      "Quality Software since 1983!"
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      • J Judah Gabriel Himango

        lolcode[^] :)

        Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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        Lost User
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        http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8630/lolroflcopteryx1.gif

        The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. - John Adams

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        • M Mike Dimmick

          Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

          Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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          El Corazon
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          Mike Dimmick wrote:

          Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

          CYA? CMIIW? FUBAR? HBASTD? IAE? (I like that one as an exception)

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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          • M Mike Dimmick

            Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

            Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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            Leslie Sanford
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            Mike Dimmick wrote:

            Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

            According to the website[^], PLZ introduces a try/exception block. If the operation doesn't throw an exception, the AWSUM THX block is run; otherwise, the O NOES block is run:

            HAI
            CAN HAS STDIO?
            PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
            AWSUM THX
            VISIBLE FILE
            O NOES
            INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
            KTHXBYE

            I have to say, maybe I'm just a total geek, but this site has tickled my funny bone like nothing I've seen in awhile. :laugh:

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            • M Mike Dimmick

              Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

              Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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              Lost User
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              catch(KID_SISTER_RULE *e) { }

              Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy

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              • M Mike Dimmick

                Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

                Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                "WTF?"

                -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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                • M Michael Dunn

                  The language should also accept PLZZZZZZ (up to an arbitrary number of Z's) as well as PLZ HELP ME ;)

                  --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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                  Vraxx
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                  Yeah but if you add more ZZ's the compiler should recognize that as a change in process priority :) or execution order.. Was having a crappy day, this made me laugh. Kudos :)

                  "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead." [Homer J Simpson]

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                  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                    lolcode[^] :)

                    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                    Perfect for rednecks....I B 1 Mike

                    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear right until you hear them speak.

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                    • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                      lolcode[^] :)

                      Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                      pbraun
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                      hmmm... I wonder if it would be able to interpret "We don't need to relevant for each anything"? Phil

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                      • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                        lolcode[^] :)

                        Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                        Ashley van Gerven
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                        Hmmmm, no smileys?? True would be :_)_, and false would be :_(_. IS VAR :_)_    VISIBLE "LOLZZZZ!" IS VAR :_(_    VISIBLE "BOOHOOOO :_(_((("

                        "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                        CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                          Hmmmm, no smileys?? True would be :_)_, and false would be :_(_. IS VAR :_)_    VISIBLE "LOLZZZZ!" IS VAR :_(_    VISIBLE "BOOHOOOO :_(_((("

                          "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                          CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                          stevepqr
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                          Looks like The Grand Negass has some competition...:)

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