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  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

    lolcode[^] :)

    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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    Lost User
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    http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8630/lolroflcopteryx1.gif

    The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. - John Adams

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    • M Mike Dimmick

      Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

      Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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      El Corazon
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      Mike Dimmick wrote:

      Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

      CYA? CMIIW? FUBAR? HBASTD? IAE? (I like that one as an exception)

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      • M Mike Dimmick

        Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

        Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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        Leslie Sanford
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        Mike Dimmick wrote:

        Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

        According to the website[^], PLZ introduces a try/exception block. If the operation doesn't throw an exception, the AWSUM THX block is run; otherwise, the O NOES block is run:

        HAI
        CAN HAS STDIO?
        PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
        AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
        O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
        KTHXBYE

        I have to say, maybe I'm just a total geek, but this site has tickled my funny bone like nothing I've seen in awhile. :laugh:

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        • M Mike Dimmick

          Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

          Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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          Lost User
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          catch(KID_SISTER_RULE *e) { }

          Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy

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          • M Mike Dimmick

            Come to think of it, OMGWTFBBQ!!11!! should probably throw an exception. The type of exception to be governed by the pattern of ! and 1 characters. Now, what would be an appropriate catch syntax be?

            Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            "WTF?"

            -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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            • M Michael Dunn

              The language should also accept PLZZZZZZ (up to an arbitrary number of Z's) as well as PLZ HELP ME ;)

              --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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              Vraxx
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              Yeah but if you add more ZZ's the compiler should recognize that as a change in process priority :) or execution order.. Was having a crappy day, this made me laugh. Kudos :)

              "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead." [Homer J Simpson]

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              • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                lolcode[^] :)

                Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                Mike Hankey
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                Perfect for rednecks....I B 1 Mike

                Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear right until you hear them speak.

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                • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                  lolcode[^] :)

                  Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                  pbraun
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                  hmmm... I wonder if it would be able to interpret "We don't need to relevant for each anything"? Phil

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                  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                    lolcode[^] :)

                    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Trekkie love The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                    Ashley van Gerven
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                    Hmmmm, no smileys?? True would be :_)_, and false would be :_(_. IS VAR :_)_    VISIBLE "LOLZZZZ!" IS VAR :_(_    VISIBLE "BOOHOOOO :_(_((("

                    "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                    CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                    • A Ashley van Gerven

                      Hmmmm, no smileys?? True would be :_)_, and false would be :_(_. IS VAR :_)_    VISIBLE "LOLZZZZ!" IS VAR :_(_    VISIBLE "BOOHOOOO :_(_((("

                      "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                      CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                      stevepqr
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                      Looks like The Grand Negass has some competition...:)

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