Shut Up I Hack You

[Maximilien]

it reminds me of an old UserFriendly cartoon where Miranda fight back a script kiddie by give him 127.0.0.1 !!!

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[El Corazon]

ahhhh, chat monitoring... those were the days.... :) I never had the enjoyment of anything like that, though I did keep the kiddies rolling in the aisles laughing with my style of booting. I had an evil twin (SumoCat) who did all the kicking and SamuraiCat (me) did all the negotiating. SumoCat was limited to two or three word sentances (me cat, me boot, him bad). Standard good-cop, bad-cop conversations with my two IDs left all those in the know rolling. But never had anything as fun as that. :) Not sure I believe it, but given the kinds of kiddies I ran into in chat a geocities, very possible. Human Intelligence is limited, but Human Stupidity is infinite.

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[Lost User]

Omg.... we definitely need more chlorine in the gene pool..... Thanks for the laugh though.

Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy

[Jim Crafton]

Beautiful!!! :) Not sure if I believe it, but beautiful nonetheless! I wonder what the BOFH would do with bitchchecker?

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[Someone001010101010]

[quote] yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack in five minutes your hard drive is deleted Now I'm frightened shut up you'll be gone i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead say goodbye[^] [\quote] LoL.That guy seemed pretty "curmudgeon".But I guess he is no real hacker. :->

Just like a Rolling Stone....

[dighn]

I call shenanigans. amusing nevertheless

[Dan Neely]

wasn't there another one where she relied on the fact that the kidiots only had scripts to attack a windows box and she was on a unix machine?

-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer

[Mike Dimmick]

I was sure I'd seen that somewhere before. It wasn't on bash.org, but these were[^].

Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

[Dan Neely]

I never had anything quite that good, my channel came close once with a lamer in a totally NSFW way. After about an hour when it was clear we were stomping all over him he fessed up and admitted that he was with a few friends and was bored and trying (unsuccessfully) to cause trouble. This was way back in 99 or 2000, and I don't think I have the log anymore. :(( PS at one point my channel did have a longtime idiot at the same stupid level as the log of the OPs. I can't get into it from work, but visit bash.org[^] and search for xjeff to see a few of the highlights before we finally drove him off.

-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer

[Adriaan Davel]

True or not, that was probably the funniest reading I have done in a LOOOOOONNNGGGGG time...:):):) _______________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

[imperialx]

OMG! Is this for real? does this mean I don't visit codeproject again, for I might get hacked here you know?

[Gary Wheeler]

Wes Aday wrote:

we definitely need more chlorine in the gene pool.....

:cool:

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Software Zen: delete this;

[Jibbles1942]

This guy really redefines what it is to be stupid. Unfortunately some people are this stupid, and thats funny.

[Clement Siby]

Will someone pick me up from this cold floor... i need to turn off my firewall! I told you already it wasn't my error.. it is a compile error... duh

[Not Active]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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only two letters away from being an asset

[Anton Afanasyev]

I wish I was there to experience it in real-time...

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:badger:

[bje990]

The "Program" he has probably comes with a nice little rootkit or some kind Trojan virus... therefor bitchchecker probably got OWNED... Thanks for the early morning laugh though.

Keep Coding

[navalArya]

I am not sure that is possible. I was once chatting with some guy on msn and he/she(not sure abt gender;) ) told me the same. He/she even changed his/her name to same as mine... the only thing i cud do was to close my computer.. u see u cant trust security of ms programs much :^)

[nilotic]

I loved that.... superb. I imagine someone calling themselves 'bitchchecker' is probably a primitive, knuckle-dragging, hip-hop-puppet-clown who thinks it's cool to be angry, and smoke weed until IQ < 10... etc. I'd like to take this further; sell handguns which fire backwards at the person firing them. And sell them to people like this 'bitchchecker'. Perhaps a few fake diamonds and gold trim on a converted 'gangsta glock' would be just the thing.

'All there really is, is: virtue and vice' ...Black Crowes

[Mindflow]

:):laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:;P Thanks for that, was soooo funny. :->

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