London 'Terror Attacks'
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You should ask Matthew if you could borrow one of his foil hats. They help to deflect the government's fear rays.
Red Stateler wrote:
They help to deflect the government's fear rays
That's what they want you to think. An mate of mine who worked as a cleaner in GCHQ tells me that they in fact concentrate the fear rays. Makes sense when you think of it, as only dangerously free minds would think of doing such a thing.
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You should ask Matthew if you could borrow one of his foil hats. They help to deflect the government's fear rays.
I've run out, could you ship me some more from your secret underground factory in Texas staffed by greys please Red ;P
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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Actually, he's not. He's just telling me I'm wrong, and telling me what I must do. That's not reason, that's reasonless dissention.
You know that I know that you know that I know that even Richard knows you're being silly and won't admit that we're collectively right. That's okay. Everyone else knows this too...
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Matthew Faithfull wrote:
One reason that the IRA were so effective is that so many of them were well trained British agents.
Close but not quite. If you look hard at the evidence you will see that not only were they British agents they were also all ex-McDonald's Hamburglar-costume-wearing employees. Their ring-leader was actually the lead-Ronald-McDonald character in Dublin for 3.1415 years. The money they would make at their day-jobs as McDonald's costume employees would be funneled into the IRA's ultra-secret weapons aquisition program which had direct links with North Korea, Iran and a small cargo-cult colony on Bora-Bora that worshipped Prince Charles as a God (no longer in existence due to forced and brutal conversion to Arian Christianity by a sub-sect of the Vatican, but I won't go into that plot right now). Since the fall of the Bora-Bora colony, the natural successor was, of course, Bin Laden who had spent much of his childhood on Bora Bora where he had developed a deep hatred for Prince Charles, his environmental policies and the West in general. And that's how we got to where we are today.
73Zeppelin wrote:
Since the fall of the Bora-Bora colony, the natural successor was, of course, Bin Laden who had spent much of his childhood on Bora Bora where he had developed a deep hatred for Prince Charles, his environmental policies and the West in general.
I went to Bora Bora two years ago. My cover was our "honeymoon". In reality I was there to finish off the final fragments of the Nakagawas...The Japanese family that sat as head of the Bora Bora colony, which is less commonly known as the Gloup-Soups. You were probably only aware of some of their more recent acts. You may or may not be aware that they actually bombed Pearl Harbor. Japan itself had nothing to do with it. They established the international military-industrial complex. Now they are no more. There is only me.
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Matthew Faithfull wrote:
One reason that the IRA were so effective is that so many of them were well trained British agents.
Close but not quite. If you look hard at the evidence you will see that not only were they British agents they were also all ex-McDonald's Hamburglar-costume-wearing employees. Their ring-leader was actually the lead-Ronald-McDonald character in Dublin for 3.1415 years. The money they would make at their day-jobs as McDonald's costume employees would be funneled into the IRA's ultra-secret weapons aquisition program which had direct links with North Korea, Iran and a small cargo-cult colony on Bora-Bora that worshipped Prince Charles as a God (no longer in existence due to forced and brutal conversion to Arian Christianity by a sub-sect of the Vatican, but I won't go into that plot right now). Since the fall of the Bora-Bora colony, the natural successor was, of course, Bin Laden who had spent much of his childhood on Bora Bora where he had developed a deep hatred for Prince Charles, his environmental policies and the West in general. And that's how we got to where we are today.
Not bad, perhaps you should appy to MI5 to write the 'plot' for the next flase flag attack. You'd better hope they don't f%^& it up with another fake Bin Laden though or you'll be a laughing stock.:laugh:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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I've run out, could you ship me some more from your secret underground factory in Texas staffed by greys please Red ;P
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
Matthew Faithfull wrote:
I've run out, could you ship me some more from your secret underground factory in Texas staffed by greys please Red
Why on earth would I do that? I actually manufacture the fear rays. I'd be in breach of contract with Britain.
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73Zeppelin wrote:
Since the fall of the Bora-Bora colony, the natural successor was, of course, Bin Laden who had spent much of his childhood on Bora Bora where he had developed a deep hatred for Prince Charles, his environmental policies and the West in general.
I went to Bora Bora two years ago. My cover was our "honeymoon". In reality I was there to finish off the final fragments of the Nakagawas...The Japanese family that sat as head of the Bora Bora colony, which is less commonly known as the Gloup-Soups. You were probably only aware of some of their more recent acts. You may or may not be aware that they actually bombed Pearl Harbor. Japan itself had nothing to do with it. They established the international military-industrial complex. Now they are no more. There is only me.
Red Stateler wrote:
You may or may not be aware that they actually bombed Pearl Harbor.
I had suspected this connection for years! At long last, I have the proof!
Red Stateler wrote:
They established the international military-industrial complex. Now they are no more. There is only me.
The plan proceeds as expected. Find the jade monkey before the next full moon... More communications will follow.
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Actually, he's not. He's just telling me I'm wrong, and telling me what I must do. That's not reason, that's reasonless dissention.
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You know that I know that you know that I know that even Richard knows you're being silly and won't admit that we're collectively right. That's okay. Everyone else knows this too...
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Red Stateler wrote:
You may or may not be aware that they actually bombed Pearl Harbor.
I had suspected this connection for years! At long last, I have the proof!
Red Stateler wrote:
They established the international military-industrial complex. Now they are no more. There is only me.
The plan proceeds as expected. Find the jade monkey before the next full moon... More communications will follow.
73Zeppelin wrote:
The plan proceeds as expected. Find the jade monkey before the next full moon...
The cow was hit by the truck. Hamburgers will rain down upon us with the next lunar eclipse.
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73Zeppelin wrote:
The plan proceeds as expected. Find the jade monkey before the next full moon...
The cow was hit by the truck. Hamburgers will rain down upon us with the next lunar eclipse.
Red Stateler wrote:
The cow was hit by the truck. Hamburgers will rain down upon us with the next lunar eclipse.
Understood. The tin-foil hat is off. The Faithfull target is hot. Repeat; the Faithfull target is hot.
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Red Stateler wrote:
The cow was hit by the truck. Hamburgers will rain down upon us with the next lunar eclipse.
Understood. The tin-foil hat is off. The Faithfull target is hot. Repeat; the Faithfull target is hot.
73Zeppelin wrote:
Understood. The tin-foil hat is off. The Faithfull target is hot. Repeat; the Faithfull target is hot.
THE FOIL HAT IS STILL ON! REPEAT! TARGET HAS NOT REMOVED FOIL HAT! ABORT!!! ABORT!!! So much blood....So much carnage...Why?...........Why?...................
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Red Stateler wrote:
The cow was hit by the truck. Hamburgers will rain down upon us with the next lunar eclipse.
Understood. The tin-foil hat is off. The Faithfull target is hot. Repeat; the Faithfull target is hot.
:laugh: Just how, you have no idea.
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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Yeah, that last bit was unnecessary, sorry about that. Remember though, that my point was not about attacks that killed people - it was purely about having the simple ability to create explosive devices that work, and all parties in NI proved that they can do that will significantly more success than the current crop of middle eastern terrorists.
Craster wrote:
all parties in NI proved that they can do that
NI was a near war zone for decades, with large arms stockpiles that were beyond the reach of the UK authorities. Putting a pound of semtex into a bag and catching the 7:30 back from Lahore isn't an option thankfully. If it were, my guess is we would have seen a lot worse.
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73Zeppelin wrote:
Understood. The tin-foil hat is off. The Faithfull target is hot. Repeat; the Faithfull target is hot.
THE FOIL HAT IS STILL ON! REPEAT! TARGET HAS NOT REMOVED FOIL HAT! ABORT!!! ABORT!!! So much blood....So much carnage...Why?...........Why?...................
Red Stateler wrote:
THE FOIL HAT IS STILL ON! REPEAT! TARGET HAS NOT REMOVED FOIL HAT! ABORT!!! ABORT!!! So much blood....So much carnage...Why?...........Why?...................
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! :doh: Now I have to finance Plan B: the cornering of the aluminum market.
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Red Stateler wrote:
THE FOIL HAT IS STILL ON! REPEAT! TARGET HAS NOT REMOVED FOIL HAT! ABORT!!! ABORT!!! So much blood....So much carnage...Why?...........Why?...................
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! :doh: Now I have to finance Plan B: the cornering of the aluminum market.
Surely you meant SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! :doh:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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Rob Graham wrote:
So you would prefer that they had been successful?
No. I would prefer that the scale of response was in some way related to the scale of the threat. We are spending vast sums of money on prevention of terror attacks that are repeatedly failing to materialise. Compare the amount of deaths and injury due to terrorism with the amount of deaths and injury due to dangerous driving, or gang warfare. Then compare the amount of time and money that is being spent on attempting to resolve these issues.
Craster wrote:
We are spending vast sums of money on prevention of terror attacks that are repeatedly failing to materialise.
OR "We are spending vast sums of money on prevention and terror attacks are repeatedly failing to materialise." Isn't that a good thing?
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Craster wrote:
We are spending vast sums of money on prevention of terror attacks that are repeatedly failing to materialise.
OR "We are spending vast sums of money on prevention and terror attacks are repeatedly failing to materialise." Isn't that a good thing?
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Craster wrote:
We are spending vast sums of money on prevention of terror attacks that are repeatedly failing to materialise.
OR "We are spending vast sums of money on prevention and terror attacks are repeatedly failing to materialise." Isn't that a good thing?
Mike Mullikin wrote:
OR "We are spending vast sums of money on prevention and terror attacks are repeatedly failing to materialise." Isn't that a good thing?
In the world of anti-logic? No. It's bad.