But all odd numbers are prime numbers
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Note: see thread below first Mathematician's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, the rest is by induction Physicist's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, mmm, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime, ... Engineer's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, ok, 9 is a number you can build around, 11 is a prime, ... Philosopher's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, eh, that depends on how you define prime numbers, ... Computer scientist quickly wrote a program to prove this, the output: 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, ... English professor's proof: 1 is a prime, 2 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a prime, ...
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Note: see thread below first Mathematician's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, the rest is by induction Physicist's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, mmm, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime, ... Engineer's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, ok, 9 is a number you can build around, 11 is a prime, ... Philosopher's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, eh, that depends on how you define prime numbers, ... Computer scientist quickly wrote a program to prove this, the output: 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, ... English professor's proof: 1 is a prime, 2 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a prime, ...
Can you explain the humor here? At the risk of sounding stupid, I don't get it.:wtf:
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Note: see thread below first Mathematician's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, the rest is by induction Physicist's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, mmm, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime, ... Engineer's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, ok, 9 is a number you can build around, 11 is a prime, ... Philosopher's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, eh, that depends on how you define prime numbers, ... Computer scientist quickly wrote a program to prove this, the output: 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, ... English professor's proof: 1 is a prime, 2 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a prime, ...
:laugh: I heard a similar joke some time ago. The question was: "How much is 2+2?". Physicist's: 3.9999999999 Engineer's: 4.000000 +/- 0.00000002 Logician's*: Define "2" before I can give you an answer. Mathematician: I already got the answer, I'm just seeing if all the proofs are correct. Philosopher's: What does really mean 2+2? Programmer: 100 VB Programmer**: Uh? :cool: * Not sure if that word actually exists (my apologies), but it is intended to denote the person that studies logic. ** Alright, alright, I added that one.
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:laugh: I heard a similar joke some time ago. The question was: "How much is 2+2?". Physicist's: 3.9999999999 Engineer's: 4.000000 +/- 0.00000002 Logician's*: Define "2" before I can give you an answer. Mathematician: I already got the answer, I'm just seeing if all the proofs are correct. Philosopher's: What does really mean 2+2? Programmer: 100 VB Programmer**: Uh? :cool: * Not sure if that word actually exists (my apologies), but it is intended to denote the person that studies logic. ** Alright, alright, I added that one.
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Ok, I get it now.:-D
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Note: see thread below first Mathematician's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, the rest is by induction Physicist's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, mmm, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime, ... Engineer's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, ok, 9 is a number you can build around, 11 is a prime, ... Philosopher's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, eh, that depends on how you define prime numbers, ... Computer scientist quickly wrote a program to prove this, the output: 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, ... English professor's proof: 1 is a prime, 2 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a prime, ...
I understand that for the english professor, all numbers are odd, but why are they prime to them? ;)
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:laugh: I heard a similar joke some time ago. The question was: "How much is 2+2?". Physicist's: 3.9999999999 Engineer's: 4.000000 +/- 0.00000002 Logician's*: Define "2" before I can give you an answer. Mathematician: I already got the answer, I'm just seeing if all the proofs are correct. Philosopher's: What does really mean 2+2? Programmer: 100 VB Programmer**: Uh? :cool: * Not sure if that word actually exists (my apologies), but it is intended to denote the person that studies logic. ** Alright, alright, I added that one.
A polar bear is a bear whose coordinates has been changed in terms of sine and cosine. Quanehsti Pah Nation States
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Can you explain the humor here? At the risk of sounding stupid, I don't get it.:wtf:
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justinjones wrote:
Can you explain the humor here?
Sorry, I can't.
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Note: see thread below first Mathematician's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, the rest is by induction Physicist's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, mmm, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime, ... Engineer's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, ok, 9 is a number you can build around, 11 is a prime, ... Philosopher's proof: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9, eh, that depends on how you define prime numbers, ... Computer scientist quickly wrote a program to prove this, the output: 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, ... English professor's proof: 1 is a prime, 2 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a prime, ...
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3 is a prime 5 is a prime 7 is a prime I have faith that 9 is a prime. The devil has decieved all the evil evolutionists into saying that it is not.
3 is a prime 5 is a prime 7 is a prime 9 will evolve soon from a primal state to prime state. It's everything relative, of course.
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3 is a prime 5 is a prime 7 is a prime I have faith that 9 is a prime. The devil has decieved all the evil evolutionists into saying that it is not.
Dunno why that was voted down. It was quite funny! :)
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3 is a prime 5 is a prime 7 is a prime 9 will evolve soon from a primal state to prime state. It's everything relative, of course.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.(John 3:16) :badger:
Nah. An evolutionist would actually examine the 9, and break it down into primes, and expose it for what it is. :)
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:laugh: I heard a similar joke some time ago. The question was: "How much is 2+2?". Physicist's: 3.9999999999 Engineer's: 4.000000 +/- 0.00000002 Logician's*: Define "2" before I can give you an answer. Mathematician: I already got the answer, I'm just seeing if all the proofs are correct. Philosopher's: What does really mean 2+2? Programmer: 100 VB Programmer**: Uh? :cool: * Not sure if that word actually exists (my apologies), but it is intended to denote the person that studies logic. ** Alright, alright, I added that one.
A polar bear is a bear whose coordinates has been changed in terms of sine and cosine. Quanehsti Pah Nation States
From what I remeber of Uni, the proof of 1 + 1= 2 runs for 3 or so pages...
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From what I remeber of Uni, the proof of 1 + 1= 2 runs for 3 or so pages...
I have no blog...
I was never a mathematician but always had my suspicions about 1 + 1 = 2. Really doesn't work that way if you're dealing with relativity. Rich