When Python meats Potter
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Thanks to the Polyjuice Potion Hermione has procured, she and Harry disguised as an elderly wizarding couple approached the waiting Death Eater who was guarding the Gringotts heavy wooden doors. "Names please" said the Death Eater gruffly. "My name is Brian and so's my wife" said Harry. "What have the Death Eaters ever done for us???" "Now Mr Longbottom" sneered Amychus Carrow, "you can spend all night covering the Entrance Hall with "Out with Voldemort" and make sure you spell Voldemort properly this time, and make the letters nice and big" "There's no way we can defeat Voldemort, we may as well give up!" said Harry. "There is one way," said Hermione "the Holy Hand Grenade!" "To join the Order of the Pheonix you've got to really hate the Death Eaters." "I do" "Oh yeah how much" "A lot" "Alright then your in" Harry walked over to the group of wizards. "Who are you? Are you the Phoenix's Order?" "Get lost!! We're the Order of the Phoenix!! WE hate the Phoenix's order!!" As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order." "That's no ordinary pigmy puff. It is the most fearsome vial terrible pigmy puff in the world" "We are the Death Eaters who go 'ni'!" "He's not the chosen one! He's a very naughty boy"
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Thanks to the Polyjuice Potion Hermione has procured, she and Harry disguised as an elderly wizarding couple approached the waiting Death Eater who was guarding the Gringotts heavy wooden doors. "Names please" said the Death Eater gruffly. "My name is Brian and so's my wife" said Harry. "What have the Death Eaters ever done for us???" "Now Mr Longbottom" sneered Amychus Carrow, "you can spend all night covering the Entrance Hall with "Out with Voldemort" and make sure you spell Voldemort properly this time, and make the letters nice and big" "There's no way we can defeat Voldemort, we may as well give up!" said Harry. "There is one way," said Hermione "the Holy Hand Grenade!" "To join the Order of the Pheonix you've got to really hate the Death Eaters." "I do" "Oh yeah how much" "A lot" "Alright then your in" Harry walked over to the group of wizards. "Who are you? Are you the Phoenix's Order?" "Get lost!! We're the Order of the Phoenix!! WE hate the Phoenix's order!!" As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order." "That's no ordinary pigmy puff. It is the most fearsome vial terrible pigmy puff in the world" "We are the Death Eaters who go 'ni'!" "He's not the chosen one! He's a very naughty boy"
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Been consuming some "good stuff", eh? :rolleyes:
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Been consuming some "good stuff", eh? :rolleyes:
And Lord Voldemort has now taken power, hurrah...oh sod it, I didn't want to be a Death Eater, I wanted to be...a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia...
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And Lord Voldemort has now taken power, hurrah...oh sod it, I didn't want to be a Death Eater, I wanted to be...a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia...
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How do you know so much about Death Eaters? Well, when you're a king you have to know these things.
"It was the day before today.... I remember it like it was yesterday." -Moleman
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How do you know so much about Death Eaters? Well, when you're a king you have to know these things.
"It was the day before today.... I remember it like it was yesterday." -Moleman
You don't frighten us, Eater pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Voldemort Lord. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Thanks to the Polyjuice Potion Hermione has procured, she and Harry disguised as an elderly wizarding couple approached the waiting Death Eater who was guarding the Gringotts heavy wooden doors. "Names please" said the Death Eater gruffly. "My name is Brian and so's my wife" said Harry. "What have the Death Eaters ever done for us???" "Now Mr Longbottom" sneered Amychus Carrow, "you can spend all night covering the Entrance Hall with "Out with Voldemort" and make sure you spell Voldemort properly this time, and make the letters nice and big" "There's no way we can defeat Voldemort, we may as well give up!" said Harry. "There is one way," said Hermione "the Holy Hand Grenade!" "To join the Order of the Pheonix you've got to really hate the Death Eaters." "I do" "Oh yeah how much" "A lot" "Alright then your in" Harry walked over to the group of wizards. "Who are you? Are you the Phoenix's Order?" "Get lost!! We're the Order of the Phoenix!! WE hate the Phoenix's order!!" As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order." "That's no ordinary pigmy puff. It is the most fearsome vial terrible pigmy puff in the world" "We are the Death Eaters who go 'ni'!" "He's not the chosen one! He's a very naughty boy"
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"On second thought, let's not go to Hogwart's... 'tis a silly place."
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"On second thought, let's not go to Hogwart's... 'tis a silly place."
Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is horcrux-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem. Harry: It's not a real Horcrux? Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the horcrux-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
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Thanks to the Polyjuice Potion Hermione has procured, she and Harry disguised as an elderly wizarding couple approached the waiting Death Eater who was guarding the Gringotts heavy wooden doors. "Names please" said the Death Eater gruffly. "My name is Brian and so's my wife" said Harry. "What have the Death Eaters ever done for us???" "Now Mr Longbottom" sneered Amychus Carrow, "you can spend all night covering the Entrance Hall with "Out with Voldemort" and make sure you spell Voldemort properly this time, and make the letters nice and big" "There's no way we can defeat Voldemort, we may as well give up!" said Harry. "There is one way," said Hermione "the Holy Hand Grenade!" "To join the Order of the Pheonix you've got to really hate the Death Eaters." "I do" "Oh yeah how much" "A lot" "Alright then your in" Harry walked over to the group of wizards. "Who are you? Are you the Phoenix's Order?" "Get lost!! We're the Order of the Phoenix!! WE hate the Phoenix's order!!" As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order." "That's no ordinary pigmy puff. It is the most fearsome vial terrible pigmy puff in the world" "We are the Death Eaters who go 'ni'!" "He's not the chosen one! He's a very naughty boy"
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Old Man: Ah, hee he he ha! Harry: And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the horcrux? Old Man: Ha ha he he he he! Harry: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live? Old Man: He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered. Harry: And the Horcrux... The Horcrux is there? Old Man: Very much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed. Harry: But the Horcrux! Where is the Horcrux!? Old Man: Seek you the Bridge of Death. Harry: The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Horcrux? Old Man: Hee hee ha ha!
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Thanks to the Polyjuice Potion Hermione has procured, she and Harry disguised as an elderly wizarding couple approached the waiting Death Eater who was guarding the Gringotts heavy wooden doors. "Names please" said the Death Eater gruffly. "My name is Brian and so's my wife" said Harry. "What have the Death Eaters ever done for us???" "Now Mr Longbottom" sneered Amychus Carrow, "you can spend all night covering the Entrance Hall with "Out with Voldemort" and make sure you spell Voldemort properly this time, and make the letters nice and big" "There's no way we can defeat Voldemort, we may as well give up!" said Harry. "There is one way," said Hermione "the Holy Hand Grenade!" "To join the Order of the Pheonix you've got to really hate the Death Eaters." "I do" "Oh yeah how much" "A lot" "Alright then your in" Harry walked over to the group of wizards. "Who are you? Are you the Phoenix's Order?" "Get lost!! We're the Order of the Phoenix!! WE hate the Phoenix's order!!" As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order." "That's no ordinary pigmy puff. It is the most fearsome vial terrible pigmy puff in the world" "We are the Death Eaters who go 'ni'!" "He's not the chosen one! He's a very naughty boy"
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order."
Oh bugger...Amazon shipped my copy on friday :wtf: Thank goodness I ordered the adult version:cool: :cool::cool:
John Hudson Mheghann Hudson on what she did when the router died: Well I tried System Restore :~ :omg: http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]
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Thanks to the Polyjuice Potion Hermione has procured, she and Harry disguised as an elderly wizarding couple approached the waiting Death Eater who was guarding the Gringotts heavy wooden doors. "Names please" said the Death Eater gruffly. "My name is Brian and so's my wife" said Harry. "What have the Death Eaters ever done for us???" "Now Mr Longbottom" sneered Amychus Carrow, "you can spend all night covering the Entrance Hall with "Out with Voldemort" and make sure you spell Voldemort properly this time, and make the letters nice and big" "There's no way we can defeat Voldemort, we may as well give up!" said Harry. "There is one way," said Hermione "the Holy Hand Grenade!" "To join the Order of the Pheonix you've got to really hate the Death Eaters." "I do" "Oh yeah how much" "A lot" "Alright then your in" Harry walked over to the group of wizards. "Who are you? Are you the Phoenix's Order?" "Get lost!! We're the Order of the Phoenix!! WE hate the Phoenix's order!!" As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order." "That's no ordinary pigmy puff. It is the most fearsome vial terrible pigmy puff in the world" "We are the Death Eaters who go 'ni'!" "He's not the chosen one! He's a very naughty boy"
-- Always write code as if the maintenance programmer were an axe murderer who knows where you live. Upcoming FREE developer events: * Glasgow: Agile in the Enterprise Vs. ISVs, Mock Objects, SQL Server CLR Integration, Reporting Services, db4o ... * Reading: SQL Bits My website
I must be hanging out with ACCU[^] people too much - when I read "Python" I thought of the programming language...:rolleyes:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
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Thanks to the Polyjuice Potion Hermione has procured, she and Harry disguised as an elderly wizarding couple approached the waiting Death Eater who was guarding the Gringotts heavy wooden doors. "Names please" said the Death Eater gruffly. "My name is Brian and so's my wife" said Harry. "What have the Death Eaters ever done for us???" "Now Mr Longbottom" sneered Amychus Carrow, "you can spend all night covering the Entrance Hall with "Out with Voldemort" and make sure you spell Voldemort properly this time, and make the letters nice and big" "There's no way we can defeat Voldemort, we may as well give up!" said Harry. "There is one way," said Hermione "the Holy Hand Grenade!" "To join the Order of the Pheonix you've got to really hate the Death Eaters." "I do" "Oh yeah how much" "A lot" "Alright then your in" Harry walked over to the group of wizards. "Who are you? Are you the Phoenix's Order?" "Get lost!! We're the Order of the Phoenix!! WE hate the Phoenix's order!!" As Harry heard a sharp rap on the front door of Grimmauld Place, He watched in awe as all 58 of the Order's members, except Lupin, hid under the table. Lupin answered the door. "I'm old and grey, I'm deaf and my eye sight's failing." Lucius Malfoy stood at the door. "We have the rights to search the premises" Lupin moved to let 100 death eaters into the house. A few minutes later they emerged. "We found this rusty fork, sir" "Good," said Malfoy, "Glad your not hiding the Order." "That's no ordinary pigmy puff. It is the most fearsome vial terrible pigmy puff in the world" "We are the Death Eaters who go 'ni'!" "He's not the chosen one! He's a very naughty boy"
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Dumbledor: It's a dead Phoenix! Eylops: Nah, it's just on one of its burning days.
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I must be hanging out with ACCU[^] people too much - when I read "Python" I thought of the programming language...:rolleyes:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
Oh! The SHAME!!! ;P
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