Did I read that sign right?
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
In our city, in houses which have dogs, there is a board called "
DOGS BEWARE".Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Often seen in remote villages and farms: DEAD SLOW CHILDREN. From our work break room, posted by the cantten manageress Carol. PLEASE RETURN ALL CUPS AND PLATES TO THE CANTEEN CAROL! To which someone added 'YES CAROL YOU SLACKER.' National Highways : SLOW MEN AT WORK
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In our city, in houses which have dogs, there is a board called "
DOGS BEWARE".Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Often seen in remote villages and farms: DEAD SLOW CHILDREN. From our work break room, posted by the cantten manageress Carol. PLEASE RETURN ALL CUPS AND PLATES TO THE CANTEEN CAROL! To which someone added 'YES CAROL YOU SLACKER.' National Highways : SLOW MEN AT WORK
SwatCats wrote:
National Highways : SLOW MEN AT WORK
We can slightly change the signboard displayed there ("
Men at work. Go Slow"). It can better read as ("Men at slow. Go Work"). The latter should indicate that the work has too much of bureocratic red tape interferences. So it is expected to be slow. So go and see your business instead of loitering and watching over here. :)Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
I received a mail just a couple of hours back. the mail had a picture of an election banner. On the banner, it was written as below.
"LONG LEAVE OUR BE LOVE LEADER".i wish i could upload that pic somewhere and have others to see it. its really funny. :)Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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I received a mail just a couple of hours back. the mail had a picture of an election banner. On the banner, it was written as below.
"LONG LEAVE OUR BE LOVE LEADER".i wish i could upload that pic somewhere and have others to see it. its really funny. :)Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
A close resembling moral statment: God is Nowhere God is Now Here (See the striked space between W and H) :)
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
One of my personal favorites: Found on the back of a no-name brand toilet tank tablet:
The ingredients in this product are non-toxic to both
children and animals. However,neither should be allowed to drink from the toilet bowl.:wtf: Peace!
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A close resembling moral statment: God is Nowhere God is Now Here (See the striked space between W and H) :)
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
Even IMPOSSIBLE says I M POSSIBLE. Regards, Paresh.
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I received a mail just a couple of hours back. the mail had a picture of an election banner. On the banner, it was written as below.
"LONG LEAVE OUR BE LOVE LEADER".i wish i could upload that pic somewhere and have others to see it. its really funny. :)Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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One of my personal favorites: Found on the back of a no-name brand toilet tank tablet:
The ingredients in this product are non-toxic to both
children and animals. However,neither should be allowed to drink from the toilet bowl.:wtf: Peace!
-=- James
Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * *If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
Avoid driving a vehicle taller than you and remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
See DeleteFXPFiles -
Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
Ed.Poore wrote:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it
Luckily for the Big V.... :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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It's like one from a local shooting ground:
Our aim is to keep these toilets clean. Your aim will help.I prefer a shorter version:
We aim to please. You aim too, please.-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
In an antique store window: "All new inventory" Steve
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter