Did I read that sign right?
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I received a mail just a couple of hours back. the mail had a picture of an election banner. On the banner, it was written as below.
"LONG LEAVE OUR BE LOVE LEADER".i wish i could upload that pic somewhere and have others to see it. its really funny. :)Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
A close resembling moral statment: God is Nowhere God is Now Here (See the striked space between W and H) :)
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
One of my personal favorites: Found on the back of a no-name brand toilet tank tablet:
The ingredients in this product are non-toxic to both
children and animals. However,neither should be allowed to drink from the toilet bowl.:wtf: Peace!
-=- James
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A close resembling moral statment: God is Nowhere God is Now Here (See the striked space between W and H) :)
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
Even IMPOSSIBLE says I M POSSIBLE. Regards, Paresh.
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I received a mail just a couple of hours back. the mail had a picture of an election banner. On the banner, it was written as below.
"LONG LEAVE OUR BE LOVE LEADER".i wish i could upload that pic somewhere and have others to see it. its really funny. :)Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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One of my personal favorites: Found on the back of a no-name brand toilet tank tablet:
The ingredients in this product are non-toxic to both
children and animals. However,neither should be allowed to drink from the toilet bowl.:wtf: Peace!
-=- James
Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * *If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
Avoid driving a vehicle taller than you and remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
See DeleteFXPFiles -
Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
Ed.Poore wrote:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it
Luckily for the Big V.... :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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It's like one from a local shooting ground:
Our aim is to keep these toilets clean. Your aim will help.I prefer a shorter version:
We aim to please. You aim too, please.-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter
In an antique store window: "All new inventory" Steve
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Did I read that sign right: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below In a launderette: Automatic washing machines; please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain Notice in a health food shop: Closed due to illness Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) From GreyMatter