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  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

    Not as bad as the bullet-proof baby stroller, but still....[^]


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    Chris Austin
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    Man, that's really impressive. I've been taking my 18 month old son to lessons but he is nowhere in that toddlers neighborhood.

    My Blog A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long

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      Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

      I'm surprised that that show is legal.

      hey, that was why they filmed it in New Mexico. Three quarters of the US population will assume it was filmed outside the country and not even give it a thought about legality. ;P

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      Robert Royall
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      You wouldn't believe how many people I talk to who don't realize that New Mexico != Mexico. Well, El Corazon probably would, he lives here too. Why do we still have to pay taxes if we live in a different country, Mr. Heart?

      Please don't bother me... I'm hacking right now. Don't look at me like that - doesn't anybody remember what "hacking" really means? :sigh:

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        Really, why? Much of the world's children experience far worse on an hourly basis than those children did in their entire lives including the show.


        Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt

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        Bassam Abdul Baki
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        I don't know, kids in a china shop, I guess.


        "Science removes the con from your conscience." - Bassam Abdul-Baki Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

          I'm surprised that that show is legal.

          hey, that was why they filmed it in New Mexico. Three quarters of the US population will assume it was filmed outside the country and not even give it a thought about legality. ;P

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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          Bassam Abdul Baki
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          And you call yourself an American? Shame on you.


          "We're drowning in information and starving for knowledge." - Rutherford D. Rogers Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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            Really, why? Much of the world's children experience far worse on an hourly basis than those children did in their entire lives including the show.


            Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt

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            Shog9 0
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            John Cardinal wrote:

            Much of the world's children experience far worse on an hourly basis than those children did in their entire lives including the show.

            Well, if that ain't justification enough, i don't know what is! :D

            every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?

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              I'm starting to get really sick of children in general: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/21/AR2007092100365.html[^]


              Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt

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              Chris Austin
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              From the article:

              A child is now the equivalent of a minor royal who should be coddled, revered and praised at all times.

              Not around my house. Ronin, my 18 moth old, is know as The Bruise around here because he plays so hard and tends to get several little bruises and bumps. It's had the nice side affect of apparently raising his tolerance for pain. But, the down side is he thinks that ice is supposed to go on his head and bruises and not his drinks :laugh:

              My Blog A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long

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                From the article:

                A child is now the equivalent of a minor royal who should be coddled, revered and praised at all times.

                Not around my house. Ronin, my 18 moth old, is know as The Bruise around here because he plays so hard and tends to get several little bruises and bumps. It's had the nice side affect of apparently raising his tolerance for pain. But, the down side is he thinks that ice is supposed to go on his head and bruises and not his drinks :laugh:

                My Blog A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long

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                Jim Crafton
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                Ronin? Damn, that's a cool name, though I do wonder how he'll fare in school. Are you aware of the japanese link? Ronin[^] Also a cool movie Ronin[^]!

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                  You wouldn't believe how many people I talk to who don't realize that New Mexico != Mexico. Well, El Corazon probably would, he lives here too. Why do we still have to pay taxes if we live in a different country, Mr. Heart?

                  Please don't bother me... I'm hacking right now. Don't look at me like that - doesn't anybody remember what "hacking" really means? :sigh:

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                  El Corazon
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                  Robert Royall wrote:

                  You wouldn't believe how many people I talk to who don't realize that New Mexico != Mexico.

                  I do... I've been coast to coast, still missing seeing a few states, but I have hopefully a few years left. ;);)

                  Robert Royall wrote:

                  Why do we still have to pay taxes if we live in a different country, Mr. Heart?

                  EVERYONE remembers you when you owe THEM money. But they forget you after you are paid up. ;P

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                    John Cardinal wrote:

                    Much of the world's children experience far worse on an hourly basis than those children did in their entire lives including the show.

                    Well, if that ain't justification enough, i don't know what is! :D

                    every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?

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                    El Corazon
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                    Shog9 wrote:

                    Well, if that ain't justification enough, i don't know what is!

                    Bring on the Tigers! Someone has to deal with them somewhere right???

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      Ronin? Damn, that's a cool name, though I do wonder how he'll fare in school. Are you aware of the japanese link? Ronin[^] Also a cool movie Ronin[^]!

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                      Chris Austin
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                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      Ronin? Damn, that's a cool name

                      Thanks, my wife and I had a classic struggle over this one :)

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      I do wonder how he'll fare in school.

                      Yeah, I wondered about that myself. Little kids can be bastards. But, I will teach him some snappy comebacks and snappy kicks and punches as well.

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      Are you aware of the japanese link?

                      Yes I am and it had a bit to do with the naming. It seems in classical Japanese culture being a master-less or free man is not looked well upon. But to me they represent independence and self determination. So, I went with that.

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      Also a cool movie Ronin[^]!

                      I hadn't heard of that movie until someone asked me my son's name and they mentioned it. It's on the list of movies to eventually watch.

                      My Blog A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long

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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        And you call yourself an American? Shame on you.


                        "We're drowning in information and starving for knowledge." - Rutherford D. Rogers Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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                        El Corazon
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                        Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                        an American?

                        As are the Canadians and Mexicans and really all of the countries south too. We can chart Mayan, Toltecan, and Aztecan archeological discoveries, but even I can't name more than a handful of south American countries. :)

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                          an American?

                          As are the Canadians and Mexicans and really all of the countries south too. We can chart Mayan, Toltecan, and Aztecan archeological discoveries, but even I can't name more than a handful of south American countries. :)

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          USian didn't sound right.


                          "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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                            Shog9 wrote:

                            Well, if that ain't justification enough, i don't know what is!

                            Bring on the Tigers! Someone has to deal with them somewhere right???

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                            Shog9 0
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                            Yes! Won't someone please think of the tigers! :((

                            every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?

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                              Man, that's really impressive. I've been taking my 18 month old son to lessons but he is nowhere in that toddlers neighborhood.

                              My Blog A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long

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                              Andy Brummer
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                              Same here. We did 2 months of lessons around 7 months and 9 months seemingly with no effect. A month after the last lesson he just started blowing bubbles in the tub at bath time. :doh: :laugh:


                              This blanket smells like ham

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                                Yes! Won't someone please think of the tigers! :((

                                every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?

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                                Andy Brummer
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                                Actually one of the zoos around here has a floor to ceiling Plexiglas window on the tiger cage, letting the kids get inches away from the beast. The tiger was just pacing back and forth at the window as a crowd of kids we screaming and hollering with their faces pressed against the window. I thought it was unnecessarily cruel to the tiger. At least they should open the window every few hours and let it get a snack every once in a while.


                                This blanket smells like ham

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                                  Same here. We did 2 months of lessons around 7 months and 9 months seemingly with no effect. A month after the last lesson he just started blowing bubbles in the tub at bath time. :doh: :laugh:


                                  This blanket smells like ham

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                                  Dan Neely
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                                  well duh. Body dirt and soap is a much yummier flavor than chlorine. The latter is a strictly acquired taste. :->

                                  -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                    USian didn't sound right.


                                    "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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                                    El Corazon
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                                    Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                    USian didn't sound right.

                                    which is why USA usurped the entire continental reference and claimed they were the only ones here... though, that does sound awfully familiar to USA history, so maybe it is just "our thing."

                                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                      well duh. Body dirt and soap is a much yummier flavor than chlorine. The latter is a strictly acquired taste. :->

                                      -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                                      Andy Brummer
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                                      Well, dirt does seem to be his favorite flavoring agent.


                                      This blanket smells like ham

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                                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                        I don't know, kids in a china shop, I guess.


                                        "Science removes the con from your conscience." - Bassam Abdul-Baki Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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                                        fredsparkle
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                                        Hey did you see mythbusters a bull in china shop? Kids would definately do much worse!

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