Less talkie, more workie!
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CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
tell her you are a lesbian and it really turns you on when she talks
Dangerous strategy that. She might be a lesbian on the look out for a girlfriend as well, and you're in her hands (so to speak) - difficult to get away.
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Pete O`Hanlon wrote:
difficult to get away.
Not really, just tell her you have crabs or something. :laugh:
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leckey wrote:
What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?"
So I guess you couldn't muster up a juicy fart? ;P
led mike wrote:
So I guess you couldn't muster up a juicy fart?
She's a lady. Hasn't had the practice us guys have had. It's the old joke: Why are dogs like men? They find farts funny.
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Pete O`Hanlon wrote:
difficult to get away.
Not really, just tell her you have crabs or something. :laugh:
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CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
just tell her you have crabs or something
Still requiring lots of thinking on your feet. Always go with something easy.
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Pain or dysfunction of the temporomandibular joint is commonly referred to as "TMJ", when in fact, TMJ is really the name of the joint, and Temporomandibular joint disorder (or dysfunction) is abbreviated TMD. This term is used to refer to a group of problems involving the TMJs and the muscles, tendons, ligaments, blood vessles, and other tissues associated with them. Some practitioners might include the neck, the back and even the whole body in describing problems with the TMJs. --From Wikipedia My jaw goes out of place and when I open my mouth I can actually feel the jaw 'rock' to the left. I'm a clencher so my muscles tense and keep moving it out of place. My neighbor works from home so I have to be careful. A quick question can end up being a 20 minute conversation. All on her part.:)
So, your mouth hurts and your doctor wants you to chat ? That's messed up.
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leckey wrote:
I'm a clencher
That can be a result of ADHD medication.
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CataclysmicQuantums wrote:
If she is a women then tell her you are a lesbian and it really turns you on when she talks.
That could seriously backfire.
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Citation needed.
http://www.crazyboards.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=489[^] Any amphetamine can cause tension and jaw clenching, just about any stimulant can. I have noticed that my shoulders and back are extremely tense at times and I started clenching my jaw sometimes after two week on Wellbutrin. Wellbutrin can also be used to treat ADHD/ADD.
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I often complain about the Chatty Cathy's I work. Encountering the CC's in the non-work world is usually not as bad because you can move. However, I went to my chiropractor and decided to get a massage. The therapist would not shut up the entire time. She asked me how to make Taverns (referred to as Sloppy Joes in some areas). I'm here to relax, lady. So a couple questions... Has this happened to you before (stuck in a situation with a CC and can't easily leave)? What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?" Do any of you have TMJ? If so what have you found for relief? The chiropractor isn't helping much.
Take a long time to reply and use short responses that do not invoke additional details. Instead of replying: "Oh, I love taverns. I use my grandmother's secret recipe that has been handed done for generations" Reply: "*long pause* They have sloppy joe mix in the market."
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I often complain about the Chatty Cathy's I work. Encountering the CC's in the non-work world is usually not as bad because you can move. However, I went to my chiropractor and decided to get a massage. The therapist would not shut up the entire time. She asked me how to make Taverns (referred to as Sloppy Joes in some areas). I'm here to relax, lady. So a couple questions... Has this happened to you before (stuck in a situation with a CC and can't easily leave)? What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?" Do any of you have TMJ? If so what have you found for relief? The chiropractor isn't helping much.
leckey wrote:
Do any of you have TMJ? If so what have you found for relief? The chiropractor isn't helping much.
Mine only got mostly-cured after I had braces to correct my bite. Braces weren't fun as a forty-something but, looking back, it was worth it. Took my orthodontist more than 2 years to get my teeth where he wanted them, they were that bad. They weren't particularly crooked but were so far away from the correct bite for the configuration of my jaw. I'm one of the three "star" patients on the first page of his before-and-after book. I haven't had a single incident since about 1/2 way through the process and the braces have been gone for 2 years. I still get a popping noise occasionally since my upper and lower jaws don't quite match in size but no pain or muscle spasms preventing me from opening or biting. Hmmmm, two years this week now that I think about it. :-D Judy :-D:-D (Aren't they purty?)
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I often complain about the Chatty Cathy's I work. Encountering the CC's in the non-work world is usually not as bad because you can move. However, I went to my chiropractor and decided to get a massage. The therapist would not shut up the entire time. She asked me how to make Taverns (referred to as Sloppy Joes in some areas). I'm here to relax, lady. So a couple questions... Has this happened to you before (stuck in a situation with a CC and can't easily leave)? What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?" Do any of you have TMJ? If so what have you found for relief? The chiropractor isn't helping much.
Enough small talk about Chatty Cathys (Cathi?)... How 'bout your sloppy joe recipe?? :)
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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Enough small talk about Chatty Cathys (Cathi?)... How 'bout your sloppy joe recipe?? :)
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
Hamburger (80/20) One yellow onion One red bell pepper Large can of petite diced tomatoes (I get the 'Italian' seasoned kind) Garlic clovers Salt Pepper Cavender's Seasoning (I use this in everything) A little red chili sauce Cook meet and onions. Mix everything together and let sit in a slow-cooker for awhile.
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http://www.crazyboards.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=489[^] Any amphetamine can cause tension and jaw clenching, just about any stimulant can. I have noticed that my shoulders and back are extremely tense at times and I started clenching my jaw sometimes after two week on Wellbutrin. Wellbutrin can also be used to treat ADHD/ADD.
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Hamburger (80/20) One yellow onion One red bell pepper Large can of petite diced tomatoes (I get the 'Italian' seasoned kind) Garlic clovers Salt Pepper Cavender's Seasoning (I use this in everything) A little red chili sauce Cook meet and onions. Mix everything together and let sit in a slow-cooker for awhile.
:laugh: Thanks!
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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leckey wrote:
What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?"
If she is a women then tell her you are a lesbian and it really turns you on when she talks.
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There's a good chance that could backfire, with a much worse result.
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I often complain about the Chatty Cathy's I work. Encountering the CC's in the non-work world is usually not as bad because you can move. However, I went to my chiropractor and decided to get a massage. The therapist would not shut up the entire time. She asked me how to make Taverns (referred to as Sloppy Joes in some areas). I'm here to relax, lady. So a couple questions... Has this happened to you before (stuck in a situation with a CC and can't easily leave)? What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?" Do any of you have TMJ? If so what have you found for relief? The chiropractor isn't helping much.
leckey wrote:
What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?"
I just try to change the subject to something rather dull :->
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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leckey wrote:
What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?"
So I guess you couldn't muster up a juicy fart? ;P
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Wellbutrin doesn't help the narcolepsy though.
leckey wrote:
Wellbutrin doesn't help the narcolepsy though.
I wasn't saying you should take Wellbutrin. I was pointing out the fact that any kind of mental stimulation caused by stimulating substances can cause tension throughout the body. Including the anti-depressant Wellbutrin. And yes, Wellbutrin can be prescribed to help relieve the symptoms of narcolepsy, but perhaps it didn't work for you and thats why you said that.
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I often complain about the Chatty Cathy's I work. Encountering the CC's in the non-work world is usually not as bad because you can move. However, I went to my chiropractor and decided to get a massage. The therapist would not shut up the entire time. She asked me how to make Taverns (referred to as Sloppy Joes in some areas). I'm here to relax, lady. So a couple questions... Has this happened to you before (stuck in a situation with a CC and can't easily leave)? What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?" Do any of you have TMJ? If so what have you found for relief? The chiropractor isn't helping much.
Heh. Just got back from the dentist (cleanings). My wife and i scheduled our appointments to coincide, but i was done a good 20 minutes before she was. See, apart from briefly exchanging pleasantries, i don't talk to the dentist or hygienist, while she keeps a running conversation going with one or both of them throughout the entire appointment. Then again, she gets more free dental swag than i do, so i guess the chatty thing is working for her. And yes, she suffers from TMJ - they took a mold of her lower teeth and made a clear, flexible bite guard that she wears at night. Seems to work pretty well.
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I often complain about the Chatty Cathy's I work. Encountering the CC's in the non-work world is usually not as bad because you can move. However, I went to my chiropractor and decided to get a massage. The therapist would not shut up the entire time. She asked me how to make Taverns (referred to as Sloppy Joes in some areas). I'm here to relax, lady. So a couple questions... Has this happened to you before (stuck in a situation with a CC and can't easily leave)? What is a polite way to say, "Shut up?" Do any of you have TMJ? If so what have you found for relief? The chiropractor isn't helping much.
When I met my wife some 20 years ago, she carried cards around in her wallet that said "Your story has touched my heart, never before have I come across a person with more trouble than you. My heart bleeds for you. Please accept this card as a token of my sympathy. Now f*** off and annoy someone else." I found a sample at: http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/102480.html[^] My apologies if this annoys somebody (not really) DR
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Hamburger (80/20) One yellow onion One red bell pepper Large can of petite diced tomatoes (I get the 'Italian' seasoned kind) Garlic clovers Salt Pepper Cavender's Seasoning (I use this in everything) A little red chili sauce Cook meet and onions. Mix everything together and let sit in a slow-cooker for awhile.