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    Marc Clifton
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    From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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      From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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      :laugh: I find this funny! Although you most certainly, in my humble opinion, are more than capable, it escapes me as to why you are being singled out and targeted by such people. This is what? The 3rd or 4th time? :)

      "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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        From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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        STOP HELPING PEOPLE!!! :laugh:

        bin the spin home

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          From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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          Hang on... Architect-Marc Brunel-Clifton Suspension Bridge! Thats the link! Thats why people keep thinking you are an expert Architect!

          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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            From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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            With three easy payments of $19.95. But that's not all. If you order today we'll also include... (let's see where this goes :-D )


            only two letters away from being an asset

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              From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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              Chris Meech
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              Marc Clifton wrote:

              Sort of slithers off the tongue

              Good choice of words, you snake. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Donate to help Conquer Cancer[^]

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                With three easy payments of $19.95. But that's not all. If you order today we'll also include... (let's see where this goes :-D )


                only two letters away from being an asset

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                Mark Nischalke wrote:

                we'll also include...

                Expert wilderness survival training from one of the leading back-woodsmen of our time!

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                  With three easy payments of $19.95. But that's not all. If you order today we'll also include... (let's see where this goes :-D )


                  only two letters away from being an asset

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                  Douglas Troy
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                  Mark Nischalke wrote:

                  If you order today we'll also include...

                  These World Renowned Marc Clifton Books: How to Ask Programming Questions, and Get Answers Why We Use All the Letters of the Alphabet If You Can't Stand the Flames, Don't Post That in the Lounge But that's not all! If you act quickly, you'll also receive ...


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                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                    Sort of slithers off the tongue

                    Good choice of words, you snake. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Donate to help Conquer Cancer[^]

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                    Chris Losinger
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                    it sounds better in the original Parseltongue

                    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                      it sounds better in the original Parseltongue

                      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                      Justin Perez
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                      I was going to say, maybe it's because he is the Heir of Slytherin.

                      I'm going to become rich when I create a device that allows me to punch people in the face over the internet. "If an Indian asked a programming question in the forest, would it still be urgent?" - John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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                        From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                        Mike Ellison
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                        Careful, Marc... this might turn into a religion... "Get your spiritual wellness from the Church of Marc" (Now we're talking the big bucks!)

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                          From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                          Malcolm Smart
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                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                          I am ali ahmad from Pakistan

                          That surprised me - you don't normally get Pakistani people asking stupid questions on CP.

                          Knowledge is hereditary, it will find its way up or down. Luc Pattyn
                          and since what every time when i want to add button to this control one add two times posted in C# forum

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                            From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                            El Corazon
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                            Marc Clifton wrote:

                            Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue.

                            think my boss will recognize this as a good substitute for a BS?

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                              Marc Clifton wrote:

                              Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue.

                              think my boss will recognize this as a good substitute for a BS?

                              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              El Corazon wrote:

                              think my boss will recognize this as a good substitute for a BS?

                              There's no good substitute for management BS.

                              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                              My blog | My articles

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                                From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Marc Clifton wrote:

                                MCCSA Degree

                                If you could make it spell MECCA instead you might have something.

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                                  From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                                  MCCSA Degree

                                  So, you can have a MacSad degree?

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                                    From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                    Dan Neely
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                                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                                    MCCSA

                                    Must Continuously Consult Semi-Anonymously? AKA the CP noob degree>

                                    Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull

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                                      From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                      Christopher Duncan
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                                      I know you're joking, but... :-D

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                                        From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                        I'm very proud of my BS degree from the Sam Houston Institute of Technology ... printed on TP ... :laugh:

                                        Steve

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                                          From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                                          MCCSA Degree

                                          Add my name to your pupils list. I want to have that degree ;P

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