so... you want to become a programer...

[martin_hughes]

Public Sub ImAGoodProgrammer MsgBox "Hehehehehheheheheh" End Sub

[ghle]

martin_hughes wrote:

Public Sub ImAGoodProgrammer MsgBox "Hehehehehheheheheh" End Sub

Public Sub ImAGoodProgrammer MsgBox "Hello World!" End Sub :)

Gary

[Jim Crafton]

Corinna John wrote:

and practise all night long.

Is that what the young kids are call it now? Huh, who'd a thunk it! :)

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[Shog9 0]

Corinna John wrote:

Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

That's how to become a good bad programmer. Becoming an average bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and... go to sleep. ;)

[Judah Gabriel Himango]

Public Sub Paula[^]

MsgBox "Brilliant!"

End Sub

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[realJSOP]

If we could go back in time, we could probably convince you that you don't want to be a comedian, and then we wouldn't have to suffer through bad jokes.

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[MidwestLimey]

Corinna John wrote:

That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

I fear you're stretching the word programmer a little far there.

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I'm largely language agnostic

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After a while they all bug me :doh:

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[MidwestLimey]

Judah Himango wrote:

Public Sub Paula[^]MsgBox "Brilliant!"End Sub

Erhmmmm ...

Public Sub Paula
MsgBox "Brillant!"
End Sub

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I'm largely language agnostic

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After a while they all bug me :doh:

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[ghle]

Judah Himango wrote:

MsgBox "Brilliant!"

Typo - The original spelling was private String paula = "**Brillant**"; :) I can only hope the story is false. Anyway, that's a fiver.

Gary

[MidwestLimey]

You're on top form today, you ol' curmudgeon.

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I'm largely language agnostic

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After a while they all bug me :doh:

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

Corinna John wrote:

Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

Practice? Why practice? There's absolutely no need :rolleyes:

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[robertw019]

and what do you have againest Visual Basic programmers?

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[Mycroft Holmes]

Practice, what practice [cut] [drag] [paste] Hey this stuff is easy, now for the advanced stuff ctrl c ctrl v

[Paul Conrad]

No kidding.

"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

[Tim Craig]

Corinna John wrote:

Becoming a bad programmer is easier:

Easier still. Get C# and ask Captain See Sharp for help.

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[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Shog9 wrote:

go to sleep.

Surely you mean On Error Goto Sleep? :)

-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Corinna John wrote:

Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

Or how about cropdusting all the forums with the following post "Give me code. It is urgent".

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[Lost User]

I think it's the other way around. Cut, Drag and Paste are the hard ones. Everyone knows about Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. ;)