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so... you want to become a programer...

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  • G ghle

    martin_hughes wrote:

    Public Sub ImAGoodProgrammer MsgBox "Hehehehehheheheheh" End Sub

    Public Sub ImAGoodProgrammer MsgBox "Hello World!" End Sub :)

    Gary

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    Judah Gabriel Himango
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    Public Sub Paula[^]

    MsgBox "Brilliant!"

    End Sub

    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Upon this disciple I'll build my new religion? The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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    • O outdarkman

      last day, a close friend asked : "What do i need to become a programmer ?"... i responded: "Well... first you have to read a lot of stuff..." my friend: "what kind of stuff? " me: "some stuff of logic, algorithms, OOP, and... " - he didn't let me finish when he said - "Maybe not a programmer, maybe i really want to become a technician..." :doh:

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      realJSOP
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      If we could go back in time, we could probably convince you that you don't want to be a comedian, and then we wouldn't have to suffer through bad jokes.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      • O outdarkman

        last day, a close friend asked : "What do i need to become a programmer ?"... i responded: "Well... first you have to read a lot of stuff..." my friend: "what kind of stuff? " me: "some stuff of logic, algorithms, OOP, and... " - he didn't let me finish when he said - "Maybe not a programmer, maybe i really want to become a technician..." :doh:

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        Not Active
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        Why read when you can post to Code Project :-D


        only two letters away from being an asset

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        • C Corinna John

          That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P

          _____________________________________________________ This statement is false.

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          MidwestLimey
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          Corinna John wrote:

          That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

          I fear you're stretching the word programmer a little far there.


          I'm largely language agnostic


          After a while they all bug me :doh:


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          • J Judah Gabriel Himango

            Public Sub Paula[^]

            MsgBox "Brilliant!"

            End Sub

            Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Upon this disciple I'll build my new religion? The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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            MidwestLimey
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            Judah Himango wrote:

            Public Sub Paula[^]MsgBox "Brilliant!"End Sub

            Erhmmmm ...

            Public Sub Paula
            MsgBox "Brillant!"
            End Sub


            I'm largely language agnostic


            After a while they all bug me :doh:


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            • J Judah Gabriel Himango

              Public Sub Paula[^]

              MsgBox "Brilliant!"

              End Sub

              Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Upon this disciple I'll build my new religion? The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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              ghle
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              Judah Himango wrote:

              MsgBox "Brilliant!"

              Typo - The original spelling was private String paula = "**Brillant**"; :) I can only hope the story is false. Anyway, that's a fiver.

              Gary

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                If we could go back in time, we could probably convince you that you don't want to be a comedian, and then we wouldn't have to suffer through bad jokes.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                MidwestLimey
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                You're on top form today, you ol' curmudgeon.


                I'm largely language agnostic


                After a while they all bug me :doh:


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                • C Corinna John

                  That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P

                  _____________________________________________________ This statement is false.

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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                  Corinna John wrote:

                  Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

                  Practice? Why practice? There's absolutely no need :rolleyes:

                  "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                  • C Corinna John

                    That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P

                    _____________________________________________________ This statement is false.

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                    robertw019
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                    and what do you have againest Visual Basic programmers?

                    FeedMonster 2.0, FeedMonster 2.0 Hourly builds

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                    • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                      Corinna John wrote:

                      Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

                      Practice? Why practice? There's absolutely no need :rolleyes:

                      "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      Practice, what practice [cut] [drag] [paste] Hey this stuff is easy, now for the advanced stuff ctrl c ctrl v

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                      • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                        Corinna John wrote:

                        Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

                        Practice? Why practice? There's absolutely no need :rolleyes:

                        "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                        Paul Conrad
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                        No kidding.

                        "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                        • C Corinna John

                          That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P

                          _____________________________________________________ This statement is false.

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                          Tim Craig
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                          Corinna John wrote:

                          Becoming a bad programmer is easier:

                          Easier still. Get C# and ask Captain See Sharp for help.

                          Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                          • S Shog9 0

                            Corinna John wrote:

                            Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

                            That's how to become a good bad programmer. Becoming an average bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and... go to sleep. ;)

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                            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                            Shog9 wrote:

                            go to sleep.

                            Surely you mean On Error Goto Sleep? :)

                            -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                            • C Corinna John

                              That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P

                              _____________________________________________________ This statement is false.

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                              Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                              Corinna John wrote:

                              Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.

                              Or how about cropdusting all the forums with the following post "Give me code. It is urgent".

                              Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage
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                              A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --Leonard Louis Levinson

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                              • M Mycroft Holmes

                                Practice, what practice [cut] [drag] [paste] Hey this stuff is easy, now for the advanced stuff ctrl c ctrl v

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                                Lost User
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                                I think it's the other way around. Cut, Drag and Paste are the hard ones. Everyone knows about Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. ;)

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