so... you want to become a programer...
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last day, a close friend asked : "What do i need to become a programmer ?"... i responded: "Well... first you have to read a lot of stuff..." my friend: "what kind of stuff? " me: "some stuff of logic, algorithms, OOP, and... " - he didn't let me finish when he said - "Maybe not a programmer, maybe i really want to become a technician..." :doh:
If we could go back in time, we could probably convince you that you don't want to be a comedian, and then we wouldn't have to suffer through bad jokes.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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last day, a close friend asked : "What do i need to become a programmer ?"... i responded: "Well... first you have to read a lot of stuff..." my friend: "what kind of stuff? " me: "some stuff of logic, algorithms, OOP, and... " - he didn't let me finish when he said - "Maybe not a programmer, maybe i really want to become a technician..." :doh:
Why read when you can post to Code Project :-D
only two letters away from being an asset
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That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P
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Corinna John wrote:
That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.
I fear you're stretching the word programmer a little far there.
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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MsgBox "Brilliant!"
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Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Upon this disciple I'll build my new religion? The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
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If we could go back in time, we could probably convince you that you don't want to be a comedian, and then we wouldn't have to suffer through bad jokes.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001You're on top form today, you ol' curmudgeon.
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P
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Corinna John wrote:
Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.
Practice? Why practice? There's absolutely no need :rolleyes:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P
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and what do you have againest Visual Basic programmers?
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Corinna John wrote:
Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.
Practice? Why practice? There's absolutely no need :rolleyes:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Corinna John wrote:
Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.
Practice? Why practice? There's absolutely no need :rolleyes:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
No kidding.
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P
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Corinna John wrote:
Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.
That's how to become a good bad programmer. Becoming an average bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and... go to sleep. ;)
Shog9 wrote:
go to sleep.
Surely you mean On Error Goto Sleep? :)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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That's how to become a good programmer. Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long. ;P
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Corinna John wrote:
Becoming a bad programmer is easier: Get VisualBasic and practise all night long.
Or how about cropdusting all the forums with the following post "Give me code. It is urgent".
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