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  • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

    Michael Martin wrote:

    Bundaberg or Inner Circle

    In my list now. What are some neat cocktails you can make with them?

    You have, what I would term, a very formal turn of phrase not seen in these isles since the old King passed from this world to the next. martin_hughes on VDK

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    Cocktails? Real men drink it straight :) (Oh, it's also pretty lethal when taken in quantity - I'm talking 4 day hangover territory here).

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    • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

      Michael Martin wrote:

      Bundaberg or Inner Circle

      In my list now. What are some neat cocktails you can make with them?

      You have, what I would term, a very formal turn of phrase not seen in these isles since the old King passed from this world to the next. martin_hughes on VDK

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      Mojito!!!! Ummmm :)

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        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

        Maybe I wouldn't be such a good parent then. I don't agree with hiding all that stuff from kids. I'd rather say that the presents were from me than from Santa.

        Have some kids and get back to me. You make sure you get the better presents than Santa and the Bunny, but you have to play that part out. Tell me you didn't believe in Santa, Bunny and Tooth Fairy. It doesn't matter how you feel as an adult as a kid they were just magic nd made you feel good. Plus all the other kids believe in it, why fuck it up for yur kids. Plus, you couldn't of had it worse than me as a kid and don't seem as bitter and twisted as I am soI reskom you would let the kids have this bit of harmless crap for a few years.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        Michael Martin wrote:

        Tell me you didn't believe in Santa, Bunny and Tooth Fairy.

        Santa and the Tooth Fairy I'll give you, but the Easter Bunny has only recently taken off in the UK. It was always seen as an American thing (along with Winnie the Pooh having a Gopher for a friend - come on Disney, Winnie The Pooh is British and we don't have Gophers here in the UK).

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          At 12:25 (about 10 minutes ago) my 8 year old Daughter sprung my wife (trying to be too clever) playing the Easter Bunny and placing Easter eggs in her bedroom. Can't wait till the morning to hear how this cluster fuck plays out. Anyway, finished the Rum for the night, back to the beer.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          ROTFL - we managed to sneak into our kids rooms ( the 11 yo knows anyhow ) as well as putting some stuff around hte lounge. My son has eaten chocolate this morning, and is totally off the show. It's gonna be a fun day.

          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Michael Martin wrote:

            Tell me you didn't believe in Santa, Bunny and Tooth Fairy.

            Santa and the Tooth Fairy I'll give you, but the Easter Bunny has only recently taken off in the UK. It was always seen as an American thing (along with Winnie the Pooh having a Gopher for a friend - come on Disney, Winnie The Pooh is British and we don't have Gophers here in the UK).

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            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            but the Easter Bunny has only recently taken off in the UK

            Really ? We're in Australia and I grew up with the easter bunny. My mum is German and she grew up with it.

            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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              Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

              What am I missing here?

              I'm not positive, but having been here since pretty much day dot and talking with you since around the time you got here. You're about as old as me, have no kids and you yourself haven't been a kid since dinosaurs were around.

              Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

              So, your daughter caught your wife pretending to be the Easter Bunny. What is the big deal with that?

              It's huge Colin. Kids aren't meant to know that the parents play Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. My Alcoholic, Homosexual, Podophelic Father managed to keep that much straight until I explained to him I knew it was crap at the age of 10. I'm waiting to see if my Daughter remembers it in the morning or thinks it's a dream.

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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              My teacher told the whole class when I was 7. My parents told me when I was 12, I think ( I was scared to admit I knew, I thought the presents would stop ). I agree with you, it's a harmless bit of fun, something that makes the world a bit more magical for a kid.

              Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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              • C Colin Angus Mackay

                What am I missing here? So, your daughter caught your wife pretending to be the Easter Bunny. What is the big deal with that?

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                I know you don't care about the votes, but some twat gave you a 1 fo having an opinion. Gave a 5 for the balance.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                • A Anthony Mushrow

                  You like rum huh? You capitalise the 'R' every time you type it ;P

                  My current favourite word is: Nipple!

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                  SK Genius wrote:

                  You like rum huh? You capitalise the 'R' every time you type it ;P

                  It's like a God to me, must capitalise the deity.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    One of our customers to our surprise turned out to be a distillery in Antigua, we perused their wares and they had some very high end aged rums so we went down to the local govt. liquor store and they ordered us in a bottle. I forget what it cost but it was incredibly higher than even the most expensive standard rum on the store shelves. I still remember the first sip, I was completely surprised, nothing like any rum I had ever tasted before. It was criminal to mix it so we didn't. Very tasty. People's idea of rum is probably formulated early on from drinking some cheap crap they got someone to bootleg for them as wee lads. I know mine was.


                    "The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying." - David Ogilvy

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                    John C wrote:

                    One of our customers to our surprise turned out to be a distillery in Antigua, we perused their wares and they had some very high end aged rums so we went down to the local govt. liquor store and they ordered us in a bottle. I forget what it cost but it was incredibly higher than even the most expensive standard rum on the store shelves. I still remember the first sip, I was completely surprised, nothing like any rum I had ever tasted before. It was criminal to mix it so we didn't. Very tasty.

                    Any chance the old memory might be able to tell me the name of the Rum? I will not be able to afford anything pricey for a while but when I do, I would like to have something worthwhile in mind.

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                      Michael Martin wrote:

                      Bundaberg or Inner Circle

                      In my list now. What are some neat cocktails you can make with them?

                      You have, what I would term, a very formal turn of phrase not seen in these isles since the old King passed from this world to the next. martin_hughes on VDK

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                      Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

                      What are some neat cocktails you can make with them?

                      I have them with my cola of choice, no prune juice or little umbrella's in my drink.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      • P Paul Conrad

                        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                        What is the big deal with that?

                        I don't know either.

                        "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                        Santa isn't real? :omg:

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                          At 12:25 (about 10 minutes ago) my 8 year old Daughter sprung my wife (trying to be too clever) playing the Easter Bunny and placing Easter eggs in her bedroom. Can't wait till the morning to hear how this cluster fuck plays out. Anyway, finished the Rum for the night, back to the beer.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          There is no easter bunny?!?! sob sob

                          At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan

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                            John C wrote:

                            One of our customers to our surprise turned out to be a distillery in Antigua, we perused their wares and they had some very high end aged rums so we went down to the local govt. liquor store and they ordered us in a bottle. I forget what it cost but it was incredibly higher than even the most expensive standard rum on the store shelves. I still remember the first sip, I was completely surprised, nothing like any rum I had ever tasted before. It was criminal to mix it so we didn't. Very tasty.

                            Any chance the old memory might be able to tell me the name of the Rum? I will not be able to afford anything pricey for a while but when I do, I would like to have something worthwhile in mind.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            http://www.antiguadistillery.com/[^] "English Harbour"


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                            • C Christian Graus

                              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                              but the Easter Bunny has only recently taken off in the UK

                              Really ? We're in Australia and I grew up with the easter bunny. My mum is German and she grew up with it.

                              Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Yup. Really. I hadn't heard of the Easter Bunny until I was about 9 or 10.

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                                SK Genius wrote:

                                You like rum huh? You capitalise the 'R' every time you type it ;P

                                It's like a God to me, must capitalise the deity.

                                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                Have you ever tried Cacique 500? My current favorite though it is nigh impossible to get here in the states. Anyone here from Venezuela...?

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                                • C Colin Angus Mackay

                                  Maybe I wouldn't be such a good parent then. I don't agree with hiding all that stuff from kids. I'd rather say that the presents were from me than from Santa.

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                                  Our kids know the truth but we still pretend there is a bunny and santa. I tell them I never want to stifle their imagination or creativity so we have fun knowing it's a farse but it's a great farse and we really make the day right.

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                                    At 12:25 (about 10 minutes ago) my 8 year old Daughter sprung my wife (trying to be too clever) playing the Easter Bunny and placing Easter eggs in her bedroom. Can't wait till the morning to hear how this cluster fuck plays out. Anyway, finished the Rum for the night, back to the beer.

                                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                    Sorry, I couldn't resist. :(

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                                    • P Paul Conrad

                                      Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                                      signing my presents "From Santa" well into my mid-twenties

                                      That didn't happen to me. I think my parents and grandparents ( for the most part ) got the clue when I rolled my eyes everytime I got a present "From Santa" when I was 13. The following year, no more "From Santa" presents :-\

                                      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                                      my parents never signed most of the gifts even when I was a rugrat. My dad still signs weird gifts 'Rudolph' or 'the elves', etc. Since most of the time he acts even weirder I'm not going to object. :rolleyes:

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                                      • C Christian Graus

                                        My teacher told the whole class when I was 7. My parents told me when I was 12, I think ( I was scared to admit I knew, I thought the presents would stop ). I agree with you, it's a harmless bit of fun, something that makes the world a bit more magical for a kid.

                                        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                                        Christian Graus wrote:

                                        My parents told me when I was 12, I think ( I was scared to admit I knew, I thought the presents would stop ).

                                        ditto, especially since the tooth fairy money *did* stop once they knew I knew. :doh: All their efforts were undone because I was precocious enough to have started on their readers digest magazines when I was in 1st grade or so.

                                        Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull

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