Idiots messing up google searches
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:sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!
My current favourite word is: Bacon!
-SK Genius
You have also missed a part of his post. Look at Chris signature in his first reply (it's more obvious there) ;)
Cédric Moonen Software developer
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Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!
Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com
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We need a *bang head on wall* emoticon :-D
Cédric Moonen Software developer
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Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!
Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com
:~If I were a paranoid sort, I might suspect some money changing hands so said item appear at top of search. Fortunately I am not paranoid.
MrPlankton
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I was just trying to help the person who was looking for an image-resizing tool. Someone else made an obviously incorrect assertion (without nuance or idiom), and I corrected them.
Do you also correct people telling jokes because they do not correspond to reality?
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
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Chona1171 wrote:
Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing
there are no such tools
Unfortunately, with no many idiotic signatures now in place, I have basically stopped reading them... so without being told to look specifically at your signature, I would not have noticed that you provide such tools. Sort of like... Google gives useless links because of the amount of garbage out there; hard to find the golden egg in the manure pile.
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no there isn't
Look, troll, shut up already. I know this guy named Chris Losinger, right, and all he does is write image resizing tools and they rock. He is a sarcastic SOB but hell, he can resize images. Damned trolls!
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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Do you also correct people telling jokes because they do not correspond to reality?
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
Not if they're funny!
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Chona1171 wrote:
Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing
there are no such tools
There is a Power Toy for XP that resizes photos with a right click from explorer Go to Microsoft and search for power toys Dan
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Something on the order of "I see stupid people." ?
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^]Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
"I see stupid people."
Everywhere. :sigh: Marc
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Not if they're funny!
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Look, troll, shut up already. I know this guy named Chris Losinger, right, and all he does is write image resizing tools and they rock. He is a sarcastic SOB but hell, he can resize images. Damned trolls!
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.
norm .net wrote:
my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error
1. What documentation? 2. Which forumns should I look at? 3. Where can I find samples? Which samples are best? 4. Would you send me the diassembled code, plz. 5. Do you mean that going to court is a bad idea? Plz help. Need answrs yestrdy!
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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norm .net wrote:
my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error
1. What documentation? 2. Which forumns should I look at? 3. Where can I find samples? Which samples are best? 4. Would you send me the diassembled code, plz. 5. Do you mean that going to court is a bad idea? Plz help. Need answrs yestrdy!
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
:laugh: I even started replying..., Indian newbies are hard work, they should be cracked around the skull for asking even the most simplistic of answers without researching first.
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Possibly. Please enlighten me.
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Paul Watson wrote:
He is a sarcastic SOB but hell, he can resize images.
Are you sure he exists? He may be a figment of your image-nation. . .
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
figment of your image-nation. . .
Terrible. Absolutely terrible. I gave it 5, however. :)
BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere
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Chona1171 wrote:
I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping)
IrfanView can do this. It's free. http://www.irfanview.com/[^]
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I'd be using it 100+ times a day.
Does it matter what I write here? Someone just has to say something about it.
100? That's it? You're underestimating things. ;P
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP