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  • D Dalek Dave

    try this Sarcasm[^] It's a useful tool!

    ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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    Alan Balkany
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    Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)

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    • C Chris Losinger

      :laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.

      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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      Cedric Moonen
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      We need a *bang head on wall* emoticon :-D

      Cédric Moonen Software developer
      Charting control [v1.4]

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      • A Alan Balkany

        Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)

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        Dalek Dave
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        You should always take the opportunity of learning our rich and varied language, it's nuances and idiom, so that you can insult people in the nicest possible way!

        ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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        • A Anthony Mushrow

          :sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!

          My current favourite word is: Bacon!

          -SK Genius

          Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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          Alan Balkany
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          OK, I assumed he really wanted a tool to do this, and some people aren't aware of what's available. Just trying to be helpful...

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Thats true, I only ask after I have exhausted other means, how else do you learn if you don't do it.

            ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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            NormDroid
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            Example, yesterday; I have my own print engine developed in .net, I've just implemented a feature called PassThrough (using GDI Escape Functionality), which willl enable to send PRESCRIBE commands to Kyocera MFPs. We have had a finisher added to our MFP which will sort, stack, pucnch and staple documents/reports. After 8 hours working on sending various commands to do the finishing part of the document processing, I finally gave up and contacted Kyocera, rhe tech. guy there said that he has the same MFP configuration was able to replicate the problem, which I explained, the 'finishing' subsbet of the PRESCRIBE commands were being ignored my the Kyocera OS on MFP, which he prompted replied back agreeing there was a problem and he was exculating it up to the development divsion. So 8 hours of pounding away at trying to get it working, consulting manuals, docs etc. I didn't give up hope until I had every avenue checked, when I knew the problem has hardware, only then did I contact the relevent parties. During the course of the day I did learn a whole lot about PRESCRIBE and MFPs :).

            www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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            • D Dalek Dave

              You should always take the opportunity of learning our rich and varied language, it's nuances and idiom, so that you can insult people in the nicest possible way!

              ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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              Alan Balkany
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              I was just trying to help the person who was looking for an image-resizing tool. Someone else made an obviously incorrect assertion (without nuance or idiom), and I corrected them.

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              • A Anthony Mushrow

                :sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!

                My current favourite word is: Bacon!

                -SK Genius

                Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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                Cedric Moonen
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                You have also missed a part of his post. Look at Chris signature in his first reply (it's more obvious there) ;)

                Cédric Moonen Software developer
                Charting control [v1.4]

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                • L L Viljoen

                  Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!

                  Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com

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                  Eurosid
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                  Chona1171 wrote:

                  I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping)

                  IrfanView can do this. It's free. http://www.irfanview.com/[^]

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                  • C Cedric Moonen

                    We need a *bang head on wall* emoticon :-D

                    Cédric Moonen Software developer
                    Charting control [v1.4]

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                    leckey 0
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                    I'd be using it 100+ times a day.

                    Does it matter what I write here? Someone just has to say something about it.

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                    • L L Viljoen

                      Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!

                      Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com

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                      MrPlankton
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                      :~If I were a paranoid sort, I might suspect some money changing hands so said item appear at top of search. Fortunately I am not paranoid.

                      MrPlankton

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                      • A Alan Balkany

                        I was just trying to help the person who was looking for an image-resizing tool. Someone else made an obviously incorrect assertion (without nuance or idiom), and I corrected them.

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                        Mircea Grelus
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                        Do you also correct people telling jokes because they do not correspond to reality?

                        Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                        • C Chris Losinger

                          Chona1171 wrote:

                          Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing

                          there are no such tools

                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                          Tim Carmichael
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                          Unfortunately, with no many idiotic signatures now in place, I have basically stopped reading them... so without being told to look specifically at your signature, I would not have noticed that you provide such tools. Sort of like... Google gives useless links because of the amount of garbage out there; hard to find the golden egg in the manure pile.

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                          • C Chris Losinger

                            no there isn't

                            image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                            Paul Watson
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                            Look, troll, shut up already. I know this guy named Chris Losinger, right, and all he does is write image resizing tools and they rock. He is a sarcastic SOB but hell, he can resize images. Damned trolls!

                            regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

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                            • M Mircea Grelus

                              Do you also correct people telling jokes because they do not correspond to reality?

                              Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                              Alan Balkany
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                              Not if they're funny!

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                              • C Chris Losinger

                                Chona1171 wrote:

                                Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing

                                there are no such tools

                                image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                ProfessorDan
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                                There is a Power Toy for XP that resizes photos with a right click from explorer Go to Microsoft and search for power toys Dan

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                                • G Gary R Wheeler

                                  Something on the order of "I see stupid people." ?

                                  Software Zen: delete this;
                                  Fold With Us![^]

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  Gary R. Wheeler wrote:

                                  "I see stupid people."

                                  Everywhere. :sigh: Marc

                                  Thyme In The Country Interacx My Blog

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                                  • A Alan Balkany

                                    Not if they're funny!

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                                    Oakman
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                                    Alan Balkany wrote:

                                    Not if they're funny!

                                    You don't laugh at yourself very often, do you?

                                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                    • P Paul Watson

                                      Look, troll, shut up already. I know this guy named Chris Losinger, right, and all he does is write image resizing tools and they rock. He is a sarcastic SOB but hell, he can resize images. Damned trolls!

                                      regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                                      Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                                      At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                                      Oakman
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                                      Paul Watson wrote:

                                      He is a sarcastic SOB but hell, he can resize images.

                                      Are you sure he exists? He may be a figment of your image-nation. . .

                                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                      • N NormDroid

                                        I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.

                                        www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                                        norm .net wrote:

                                        my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error

                                        1. What documentation? 2. Which forumns should I look at? 3. Where can I find samples? Which samples are best? 4. Would you send me the diassembled code, plz. 5. Do you mean that going to court is a bad idea? Plz help. Need answrs yestrdy!

                                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                          norm .net wrote:

                                          my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error

                                          1. What documentation? 2. Which forumns should I look at? 3. Where can I find samples? Which samples are best? 4. Would you send me the diassembled code, plz. 5. Do you mean that going to court is a bad idea? Plz help. Need answrs yestrdy!

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                          NormDroid
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                                          :laugh: I even started replying..., Indian newbies are hard work, they should be cracked around the skull for asking even the most simplistic of answers without researching first.

                                          www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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