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  • C Chris Losinger

    nope. it's completely impossible.

    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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    Alan Balkany
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    Troll.

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    • M Marc Clifton

      Chris Losinger wrote:

      there are no such tools

      It appears your sarcastic response is lost on everyone else. ;P Marc

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      Chris Losinger
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      it's funnier this way

      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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      • A Alan Balkany

        Troll.

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        Chris Losinger
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        :laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?

        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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        • C Chris Losinger

          :laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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          Alan Balkany
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          Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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          • N NormDroid

            I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.

            www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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            Dalek Dave
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            Thats true, I only ask after I have exhausted other means, how else do you learn if you don't do it.

            ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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            • C Chris Losinger

              no there isn't

              image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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              phannon86
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              See I got it after Marc's post, the other guy however just needs to give up. :)

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              • C Chris Losinger

                it's funnier this way

                image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                Gary R Wheeler
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                Something on the order of "I see stupid people." ?

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                • A Alan Balkany

                  Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                  Mircea Grelus
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                  You completely missed the point.

                  Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                  • M Mircea Grelus

                    You completely missed the point.

                    Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                    Alan Balkany
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                    Possibly. Please enlighten me.

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                    • A Alan Balkany

                      Possibly. Please enlighten me.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      try this Sarcasm[^] It's a useful tool!

                      ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                      • A Alan Balkany

                        Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                        Chris Losinger
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                        :laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.

                        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                        • A Alan Balkany

                          Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                          Anthony Mushrow
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                          :sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!

                          My current favourite word is: Bacon!

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                            try this Sarcasm[^] It's a useful tool!

                            ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                            Alan Balkany
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                            Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)

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                            • C Chris Losinger

                              :laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.

                              image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                              Cedric Moonen
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                              We need a *bang head on wall* emoticon :-D

                              Cédric Moonen Software developer
                              Charting control [v1.4]

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                              • A Alan Balkany

                                Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                You should always take the opportunity of learning our rich and varied language, it's nuances and idiom, so that you can insult people in the nicest possible way!

                                ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                                  :sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!

                                  My current favourite word is: Bacon!

                                  -SK Genius

                                  Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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                                  Alan Balkany
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                                  OK, I assumed he really wanted a tool to do this, and some people aren't aware of what's available. Just trying to be helpful...

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Thats true, I only ask after I have exhausted other means, how else do you learn if you don't do it.

                                    ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                                    NormDroid
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                                    Example, yesterday; I have my own print engine developed in .net, I've just implemented a feature called PassThrough (using GDI Escape Functionality), which willl enable to send PRESCRIBE commands to Kyocera MFPs. We have had a finisher added to our MFP which will sort, stack, pucnch and staple documents/reports. After 8 hours working on sending various commands to do the finishing part of the document processing, I finally gave up and contacted Kyocera, rhe tech. guy there said that he has the same MFP configuration was able to replicate the problem, which I explained, the 'finishing' subsbet of the PRESCRIBE commands were being ignored my the Kyocera OS on MFP, which he prompted replied back agreeing there was a problem and he was exculating it up to the development divsion. So 8 hours of pounding away at trying to get it working, consulting manuals, docs etc. I didn't give up hope until I had every avenue checked, when I knew the problem has hardware, only then did I contact the relevent parties. During the course of the day I did learn a whole lot about PRESCRIBE and MFPs :).

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      You should always take the opportunity of learning our rich and varied language, it's nuances and idiom, so that you can insult people in the nicest possible way!

                                      ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                                      Alan Balkany
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                                      I was just trying to help the person who was looking for an image-resizing tool. Someone else made an obviously incorrect assertion (without nuance or idiom), and I corrected them.

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                                      • A Anthony Mushrow

                                        :sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!

                                        My current favourite word is: Bacon!

                                        -SK Genius

                                        Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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                                        Cedric Moonen
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                                        You have also missed a part of his post. Look at Chris signature in his first reply (it's more obvious there) ;)

                                        Cédric Moonen Software developer
                                        Charting control [v1.4]

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                                        • L L Viljoen

                                          Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!

                                          Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com

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                                          Eurosid
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                                          Chona1171 wrote:

                                          I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping)

                                          IrfanView can do this. It's free. http://www.irfanview.com/[^]

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