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  • C Chris Losinger

    Chona1171 wrote:

    Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing

    there are no such tools

    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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    phannon86
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    There is also a PowerToy[^] that does multiple image resizing.

    He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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      Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count ;)

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      Dalek Dave
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      norm .net wrote:

      Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count

      Has someone put salt in your coffee?

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      • C Chris Losinger

        Chona1171 wrote:

        Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing

        there are no such tools

        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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        Marc Clifton
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        Chris Losinger wrote:

        there are no such tools

        It appears your sarcastic response is lost on everyone else. ;P Marc

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          norm .net wrote:

          Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count

          Has someone put salt in your coffee?

          ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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          NormDroid
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          I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.

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          • A Alan Balkany

            Paint Shop Pro does this. Version 2.01 (from 1994) is shareware, and is easier to use than the latest versions that are crammed with features. It does image resizing in a variety of ways, including simple scaling and resampling.

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            Chris Losinger
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            nope. it's completely impossible.

            image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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            • P phannon86

              There is also a PowerToy[^] that does multiple image resizing.

              He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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              Chris Losinger
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              no there isn't

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              • C Chris Losinger

                nope. it's completely impossible.

                image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                Alan Balkany
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                Troll.

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  Chris Losinger wrote:

                  there are no such tools

                  It appears your sarcastic response is lost on everyone else. ;P Marc

                  Thyme In The Country Interacx My Blog

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                  Chris Losinger
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                  it's funnier this way

                  image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                  • A Alan Balkany

                    Troll.

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                    Chris Losinger
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                    :laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?

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                    • C Chris Losinger

                      :laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?

                      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                      Alan Balkany
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                      Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                        I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.

                        www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Thats true, I only ask after I have exhausted other means, how else do you learn if you don't do it.

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                        • C Chris Losinger

                          no there isn't

                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                          phannon86
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                          See I got it after Marc's post, the other guy however just needs to give up. :)

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                          • C Chris Losinger

                            it's funnier this way

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            Something on the order of "I see stupid people." ?

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                            • A Alan Balkany

                              Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                              Mircea Grelus
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                              You completely missed the point.

                              Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                                You completely missed the point.

                                Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                                Alan Balkany
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                                Possibly. Please enlighten me.

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                                  Possibly. Please enlighten me.

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  try this Sarcasm[^] It's a useful tool!

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                                  • A Alan Balkany

                                    Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                                    Chris Losinger
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                                    :laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.

                                    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                    • A Alan Balkany

                                      Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                                      Anthony Mushrow
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                                      :sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!

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                                        try this Sarcasm[^] It's a useful tool!

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                                        Alan Balkany
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                                        Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)

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                                        • C Chris Losinger

                                          :laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.

                                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                          Cedric Moonen
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                                          We need a *bang head on wall* emoticon :-D

                                          Cédric Moonen Software developer
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