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  • L L Viljoen

    Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!

    Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com

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    Alan Balkany
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    You can specify search terms to ignore by preceding them with a minus sign. So if you can identify terms that appear on the stupid sites, but not the good ones, you can eliminate these sites from your search results.

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      Chona1171 wrote:

      Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing

      there are no such tools

      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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      Alan Balkany
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      Paint Shop Pro does this. Version 2.01 (from 1994) is shareware, and is easier to use than the latest versions that are crammed with features. It does image resizing in a variety of ways, including simple scaling and resampling.

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        Chona1171 wrote:

        Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing

        there are no such tools

        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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        phannon86
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        There is also a PowerToy[^] that does multiple image resizing.

        He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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        • N NormDroid

          Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count ;)

          www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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          Dalek Dave
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          norm .net wrote:

          Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count

          Has someone put salt in your coffee?

          ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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            Chona1171 wrote:

            Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing

            there are no such tools

            image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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            Marc Clifton
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            Chris Losinger wrote:

            there are no such tools

            It appears your sarcastic response is lost on everyone else. ;P Marc

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              norm .net wrote:

              Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count

              Has someone put salt in your coffee?

              ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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              NormDroid
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              I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.

              www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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              • A Alan Balkany

                Paint Shop Pro does this. Version 2.01 (from 1994) is shareware, and is easier to use than the latest versions that are crammed with features. It does image resizing in a variety of ways, including simple scaling and resampling.

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                Chris Losinger
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                nope. it's completely impossible.

                image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                  There is also a PowerToy[^] that does multiple image resizing.

                  He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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                  Chris Losinger
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                  no there isn't

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                    nope. it's completely impossible.

                    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                    Alan Balkany
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                    Troll.

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      Chris Losinger wrote:

                      there are no such tools

                      It appears your sarcastic response is lost on everyone else. ;P Marc

                      Thyme In The Country Interacx My Blog

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                      Chris Losinger
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                      it's funnier this way

                      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                      • A Alan Balkany

                        Troll.

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                        Chris Losinger
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                        :laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?

                        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                          :laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?

                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                          Alan Balkany
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                          Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                            I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.

                            www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Thats true, I only ask after I have exhausted other means, how else do you learn if you don't do it.

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                              no there isn't

                              image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                              phannon86
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                              See I got it after Marc's post, the other guy however just needs to give up. :)

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                                it's funnier this way

                                image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                Gary R Wheeler
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                                Something on the order of "I see stupid people." ?

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                                • A Alan Balkany

                                  Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                                  Mircea Grelus
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                                  You completely missed the point.

                                  Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                                    You completely missed the point.

                                    Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                                    Alan Balkany
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                                    Possibly. Please enlighten me.

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                                      Possibly. Please enlighten me.

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      try this Sarcasm[^] It's a useful tool!

                                      ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                                      • A Alan Balkany

                                        Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                                        Chris Losinger
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                                        :laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.

                                        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                        • A Alan Balkany

                                          Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.

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                                          Anthony Mushrow
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                                          :sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!

                                          My current favourite word is: Bacon!

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