Idiots messing up google searches
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Chona1171 wrote:
Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing
there are no such tools
Paint Shop Pro does this. Version 2.01 (from 1994) is shareware, and is easier to use than the latest versions that are crammed with features. It does image resizing in a variety of ways, including simple scaling and resampling.
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Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count ;)
norm .net wrote:
Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count
Has someone put salt in your coffee?
------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Chona1171 wrote:
Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing
there are no such tools
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Chona1171 wrote:
Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing
there are no such tools
Chris Losinger wrote:
there are no such tools
It appears your sarcastic response is lost on everyone else. ;P Marc
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norm .net wrote:
Too many unqualified people trying to muscle in on the IT industry, just look at CP membership count
Has someone put salt in your coffee?
------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.
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Paint Shop Pro does this. Version 2.01 (from 1994) is shareware, and is easier to use than the latest versions that are crammed with features. It does image resizing in a variety of ways, including simple scaling and resampling.
nope. it's completely impossible.
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no there isn't
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Chris Losinger wrote:
there are no such tools
It appears your sarcastic response is lost on everyone else. ;P Marc
it's funnier this way
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nope. it's completely impossible.
Troll.
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Troll.
:laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?
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:laugh: b.t.w., what does my signature say ?
Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.
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I think since joining CP I've asked about half a dozen questions, my questions have been answered by: 1. Looking through documentation. 2. Using forums... newsgroups. 3. Looking through samples. 4. Disassembly. 5. Trial and error That's why I'm negative, people want the answers handed to them on plate, if you are prepare to look, the chances are remember the answer for future and you'll learn something new at the same time.
Thats true, I only ask after I have exhausted other means, how else do you learn if you don't do it.
------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
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no there isn't
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it's funnier this way
Something on the order of "I see stupid people." ?
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Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.
You completely missed the point.
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
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You completely missed the point.
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
Possibly. Please enlighten me.
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Possibly. Please enlighten me.
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Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.
:laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.
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Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.
:sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!
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Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)