Idiots messing up google searches
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no there isn't
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it's funnier this way
Something on the order of "I see stupid people." ?
Software Zen:
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Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.
You completely missed the point.
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
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You completely missed the point.
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
Possibly. Please enlighten me.
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Possibly. Please enlighten me.
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Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.
:laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.
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Oh, I see -- you're an expert! I guess we should all believe you when you say a technique that has been standard for decades is impossible.
:sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!
My current favourite word is: Bacon!
-SK Genius
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Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)
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:laugh: OMG nope, there's no way to resize an image. and there's no chance my company would sell tools and toolkits to do it. and there's no way i'd put links to those things in my signature. nope. no way.
We need a *bang head on wall* emoticon :-D
Cédric Moonen Software developer
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Your response shows it was unnecessary. ;)
You should always take the opportunity of learning our rich and varied language, it's nuances and idiom, so that you can insult people in the nicest possible way!
------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
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:sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!
My current favourite word is: Bacon!
-SK Genius
OK, I assumed he really wanted a tool to do this, and some people aren't aware of what's available. Just trying to be helpful...
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Thats true, I only ask after I have exhausted other means, how else do you learn if you don't do it.
------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
Example, yesterday; I have my own print engine developed in .net, I've just implemented a feature called PassThrough (using GDI Escape Functionality), which willl enable to send PRESCRIBE commands to Kyocera MFPs. We have had a finisher added to our MFP which will sort, stack, pucnch and staple documents/reports. After 8 hours working on sending various commands to do the finishing part of the document processing, I finally gave up and contacted Kyocera, rhe tech. guy there said that he has the same MFP configuration was able to replicate the problem, which I explained, the 'finishing' subsbet of the PRESCRIBE commands were being ignored my the Kyocera OS on MFP, which he prompted replied back agreeing there was a problem and he was exculating it up to the development divsion. So 8 hours of pounding away at trying to get it working, consulting manuals, docs etc. I didn't give up hope until I had every avenue checked, when I knew the problem has hardware, only then did I contact the relevent parties. During the course of the day I did learn a whole lot about PRESCRIBE and MFPs :).
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You should always take the opportunity of learning our rich and varied language, it's nuances and idiom, so that you can insult people in the nicest possible way!
------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
I was just trying to help the person who was looking for an image-resizing tool. Someone else made an obviously incorrect assertion (without nuance or idiom), and I corrected them.
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:sigh: I hope your being sarcastic, because his original post was a joke. Y'know? because even ms paint can resize an image, and he quoted the text saying he was looking for a tool to resize... do you get it? Come on, you've got to!
My current favourite word is: Bacon!
-SK Genius
You have also missed a part of his post. Look at Chris signature in his first reply (it's more obvious there) ;)
Cédric Moonen Software developer
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Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!
Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com
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We need a *bang head on wall* emoticon :-D
Cédric Moonen Software developer
Charting control [v1.4] -
Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing(constraining purportions) and cropping) now every time I type in keywords like shareware, freeware I end up at stupid portal sites that has a list of free to download(asif every second website charges for the bandwidth for downloads) but $9-per month licence download links :mad: yet they still use the words free and shareware in their keywords and content words!!! Google should ban these sites completely off this planet!!!
Le Roux Viljoen Web Developer PCW New Media South African Branch www.pcwnewmedia.com
:~If I were a paranoid sort, I might suspect some money changing hands so said item appear at top of search. Fortunately I am not paranoid.
MrPlankton
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Chona1171 wrote:
Been doing research into image manipilation over the last few days , and mostly I want to try out a basic tool that does resizing
there are no such tools
Unfortunately, with no many idiotic signatures now in place, I have basically stopped reading them... so without being told to look specifically at your signature, I would not have noticed that you provide such tools. Sort of like... Google gives useless links because of the amount of garbage out there; hard to find the golden egg in the manure pile.
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I was just trying to help the person who was looking for an image-resizing tool. Someone else made an obviously incorrect assertion (without nuance or idiom), and I corrected them.
Do you also correct people telling jokes because they do not correspond to reality?
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
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no there isn't
Look, troll, shut up already. I know this guy named Chris Losinger, right, and all he does is write image resizing tools and they rock. He is a sarcastic SOB but hell, he can resize images. Damned trolls!
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
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