Bad Analogies
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayI think he means that you are going to bring down the plagues on the clients. Obviously this is a mixed bag - on the one hand, you've got the fun of causing all the pestilence, etc... on the other hand though, you will be responsible for the sacrifice of all of the first born requirements. BTW - the project requirements will be delivered to you out of a burning bush. On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway -
Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.
Mike Mullikin wrote:
Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.
There's a Lot of demand for that position.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayShe means you will die alone on a mountain top while watching the project move on with out you. It could also mean you will have a private member cut if the project is > 8 days late. Either way, not a good sign.
MrPlankton
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Mike Mullikin wrote:
Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.
There's a Lot of demand for that position.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's a Lot
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Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwaySo what they're asking for, is someone that can perform Miracles. :rolleyes:
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway -
Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayWell, before you reject the idea out of hand, you might want some details on the compensation package beyond compensation, stock options, health care, lightning insurance, relocation benefits, etc. : 1. does it include two wives/mistresses from some exotic foreign countries like Midia and Cush ? 2. how big will thy rod and thy staff be : exactly how powerful. 3. will the perq of "smiting your enemies" require slaughtering children (of the Midianites, for example) for The Boss. 4. are free hallucinogens included ? 5. what other bonuses : like manna, etc. are provided. 6. does the necessity of constant fumigation of the Boss' office with the smoke of blood of sacrificed animals present any health risks to you due to indirect or direct smoke inhalation ? best, Bill
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayMoses seems like a VB kinda guy. I would run to a galaxy far far away.
Todd Smith
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Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Well, before you reject the idea out of hand, you might want some details on the compensation package beyond compensation, stock options, health care, lightning insurance, relocation benefits, etc. : 1. does it include two wives/mistresses from some exotic foreign countries like Midia and Cush ? 2. how big will thy rod and thy staff be : exactly how powerful. 3. will the perq of "smiting your enemies" require slaughtering children (of the Midianites, for example) for The Boss. 4. are free hallucinogens included ? 5. what other bonuses : like manna, etc. are provided. 6. does the necessity of constant fumigation of the Boss' office with the smoke of blood of sacrificed animals present any health risks to you due to indirect or direct smoke inhalation ? best, Bill
"The greater the social and cultural distances between people, the more magical the light that can spring from their contact." Milan Kundera in Testaments Trahis
BillWoodruff wrote:
how big will thy rod and thy staff b
No comment.
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But a bad haircut after a week or so will not be so bad. A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.
BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayEnnis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team.
Let's hope it's not my client (you know of whom of speak). As my nom de plume was/is Moses. When this name was first applied, I responded, well, let's hope I can at least enter the promised land. So far, I appear to been living up to the reputation. I've broken the commandments over the golden ox already. What were you saying about bad analogies? Marc
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Only if you can explain what Gomorrahy is.
You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon
Well, according to "God: the Ultimate Autobiography" by Jeremy Pascall (the "holy ghost-writer"), God mumbles something about Gomorrahmy. All that is intelligible is that it somehow involved a goat and a plunger. BTW, if you want to laugh, pick up that book. It's amazing.
Have faith in yourself; amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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But a bad haircut after a week or so will not be so bad. A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.
BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere
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Moses seems like a VB kinda guy. I would run to a galaxy far far away.
Todd Smith
WTF??? He walks down a mountain (probably barefoot), in a big old unruly beard, he rants and raves, he's in a bad mood, and he's got rules engraved in stone. That definitely sounds like a C++ programmer to me!
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway -
I think he means that you are going to bring down the plagues on the clients. Obviously this is a mixed bag - on the one hand, you've got the fun of causing all the pestilence, etc... on the other hand though, you will be responsible for the sacrifice of all of the first born requirements. BTW - the project requirements will be delivered to you out of a burning bush. On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.
bows head in respect :rose:
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayThey want you to burn bushes? :cool:
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