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  • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

    Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

    Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    MrPlankton
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    She means you will die alone on a mountain top while watching the project move on with out you. It could also mean you will have a private member cut if the project is > 8 days late. Either way, not a good sign.

    MrPlankton

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      Mike Mullikin wrote:

      Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.

      There's a Lot of demand for that position.

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      martin_hughes
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      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      There's a Lot

      :groan:

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      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

        Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

        Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
        Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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        Douglas Troy
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        So what they're asking for, is someone that can perform Miracles. :rolleyes:


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          Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.

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          Trevortni
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          Mike Mullikin wrote:

          Sodom and Gomorrah

          Gaaaay.....

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          • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

            Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

            Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
            Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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            leppie
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            You are going to have to lead 40 000 slaved developers through deep water.

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            • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

              Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

              Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
              Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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              BillWoodruff
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              Well, before you reject the idea out of hand, you might want some details on the compensation package beyond compensation, stock options, health care, lightning insurance, relocation benefits, etc. : 1. does it include two wives/mistresses from some exotic foreign countries like Midia and Cush ? 2. how big will thy rod and thy staff be : exactly how powerful. 3. will the perq of "smiting your enemies" require slaughtering children (of the Midianites, for example) for The Boss. 4. are free hallucinogens included ? 5. what other bonuses : like manna, etc. are provided. 6. does the necessity of constant fumigation of the Boss' office with the smoke of blood of sacrificed animals present any health risks to you due to indirect or direct smoke inhalation ? best, Bill

              "The greater the social and cultural distances between people, the more magical the light that can spring from their contact." Milan Kundera in Testaments Trahis

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              • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

                Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
                Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                Todd Smith
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                Moses seems like a VB kinda guy. I would run to a galaxy far far away.

                Todd Smith

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                • L Lost User

                  Seems kinda tame - I'd hold out for offers to be the lead of the team from Sodom and Gomorrah.

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                  Dan Neely
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                  Only if you can explain what Gomorrahy is.

                  You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                    Well, before you reject the idea out of hand, you might want some details on the compensation package beyond compensation, stock options, health care, lightning insurance, relocation benefits, etc. : 1. does it include two wives/mistresses from some exotic foreign countries like Midia and Cush ? 2. how big will thy rod and thy staff be : exactly how powerful. 3. will the perq of "smiting your enemies" require slaughtering children (of the Midianites, for example) for The Boss. 4. are free hallucinogens included ? 5. what other bonuses : like manna, etc. are provided. 6. does the necessity of constant fumigation of the Boss' office with the smoke of blood of sacrificed animals present any health risks to you due to indirect or direct smoke inhalation ? best, Bill

                    "The greater the social and cultural distances between people, the more magical the light that can spring from their contact." Milan Kundera in Testaments Trahis

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                    Joe Woodbury
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                    BillWoodruff wrote:

                    how big will thy rod and thy staff b

                    No comment.

                    Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                      Bad analogies are like Bad Haircuts

                      led mike

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                      Big Daddy Farang
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                      But a bad haircut after a week or so will not be so bad. A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.

                      BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere

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                      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                        Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

                        Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
                        Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                        Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team.

                        Let's hope it's not my client (you know of whom of speak). As my nom de plume was/is Moses. When this name was first applied, I responded, well, let's hope I can at least enter the promised land. So far, I appear to been living up to the reputation. I've broken the commandments over the golden ox already. What were you saying about bad analogies? Marc

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                          Only if you can explain what Gomorrahy is.

                          You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                          t7bros
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                          Well, according to "God: the Ultimate Autobiography" by Jeremy Pascall (the "holy ghost-writer"), God mumbles something about Gomorrahmy. All that is intelligible is that it somehow involved a goat and a plunger. BTW, if you want to laugh, pick up that book. It's amazing.

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                          • B Big Daddy Farang

                            But a bad haircut after a week or so will not be so bad. A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.

                            BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere

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                            led mike
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                            Oh, right, I guess that was a bad analogy ;)

                            led mike

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                            • T Todd Smith

                              Moses seems like a VB kinda guy. I would run to a galaxy far far away.

                              Todd Smith

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              WTF??? He walks down a mountain (probably barefoot), in a big old unruly beard, he rants and raves, he's in a bad mood, and he's got rules engraved in stone. That definitely sounds like a C++ programmer to me!

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                              • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

                                Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
                                Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                                leckey 0
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                                So you would get fired before reaching the promotional promised land? At least you could talk to plants and not seem crazy.

                                Shhhhh..... http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                  I think he means that you are going to bring down the plagues on the clients. Obviously this is a mixed bag - on the one hand, you've got the fun of causing all the pestilence, etc... on the other hand though, you will be responsible for the sacrifice of all of the first born requirements. BTW - the project requirements will be delivered to you out of a burning bush. On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.

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                                  Gary R Wheeler
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                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.

                                  bows head in respect :rose:

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                                  • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                    Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

                                    Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
                                    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                                    Brady Kelly
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                                    They want you to burn bushes? :cool:

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                                    • T Todd Smith

                                      Moses seems like a VB kinda guy. I would run to a galaxy far far away.

                                      Todd Smith

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                                      Gary R Wheeler
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                                      Bite your tongue. Moses (especially the Charleton Heston version) was definitely a C/C++, native application sort. None of this namby-pamby-ooooh-I-can't-manage-my-own-memory crap for him.

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                                      • B Big Daddy Farang

                                        But a bad haircut after a week or so will not be so bad. A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.

                                        BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere

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                                        Mike Poz
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                                        Big Daddy Farang wrote:

                                        A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.

                                        That's absolutely not true. Anyone remember this one? --> "A programmer trying to use a good analogy is like a chicken trying to farm broccoli. There's never enough tire pressure." - brianwelsch This one's so bad it's beautiful and it NEVER gets ugly!

                                        Mike Poz

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                                        • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                          Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?

                                          Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
                                          Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                                          Tom Delany
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                                          Maybe he wanted you to part the Red Code? ;)

                                          WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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