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A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. He asked 'What'?????? She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]
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A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. He asked 'What'?????? She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]
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A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. He asked 'What'?????? She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]
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AHAHAAHA I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad ;P
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
DanB1983 wrote:
I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad
Yes. Yes, he was. That's what made it funny. Indeed, that was the punchline. :rolleyes:
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AHAHAAHA I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad ;P
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
Thank you so much. X|
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DanB1983 wrote:
I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad
Yes. Yes, he was. That's what made it funny. Indeed, that was the punchline. :rolleyes:
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And people say I dont get jokes, I just knew that was the funny part when I read it :laugh:
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
Well, knowing the funny part is all what makes it a joke. Thanks for posting, Dan. :rolleyes:
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AHAHAAHA I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad ;P
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
Coming next on CP: water wet, says Dan.
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Coming next on CP: water wet, says Dan.
Steve_Harris wrote:
Coming next on CP: water wet, says Dan.
And all this time I've been using it to soak up my towel when i leave it on the floor!
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And people say I dont get jokes, I just knew that was the funny part when I read it :laugh:
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
DanB1983 wrote:
And people say I dont get jokes
Who are these people? :rolleyes:
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Steve_Harris wrote:
Coming next on CP: water wet, says Dan.
And all this time I've been using it to soak up my towel when i leave it on the floor!
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A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. He asked 'What'?????? She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]
VuNic wrote:
She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
I once saw the punchline as "The mailman dropped dead on our front lawn!"
Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson
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AHAHAAHA I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad ;P
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
DanB1983 wrote:
AHAHAAHA I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad
No - it's because the duck (who only exists in this joke in an intangible sense) was wearing a pink tutu and everyone knows ducks should wear a yellow tutu. It's a classic.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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VuNic wrote:
She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
I once saw the punchline as "The mailman dropped dead on our front lawn!"
Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson
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DanB1983 wrote:
AHAHAAHA I get it, its because the neighbour was really the girls dad
No - it's because the duck (who only exists in this joke in an intangible sense) was wearing a pink tutu and everyone knows ducks should wear a yellow tutu. It's a classic.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. He asked 'What'?????? She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]
Evil, evil, evil! :)
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A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. He asked 'What'?????? She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]
After the day working hours some obviously exhausted manager is seating in his office. In front of him – one foot high heap of resumes for a senior developer position. After staring at the resumes for a several seconds, he suddenly takes the half of them, sigh deeply and after the words “We don’t need from unfortunate people!” drop them in the recycle bin.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word.
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After the day working hours some obviously exhausted manager is seating in his office. In front of him – one foot high heap of resumes for a senior developer position. After staring at the resumes for a several seconds, he suddenly takes the half of them, sigh deeply and after the words “We don’t need from unfortunate people!” drop them in the recycle bin.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word.
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A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. He asked 'What'?????? She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died.'
OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]
